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Can I Catch The Zika Virus If I Let Him Stick It In My Poo Hole?
Posted by: Confused ()
Date: February 04, 2016 06:18PM

The news is now saying a person can catch the zika virus from sex. If we do it in the butt like I did to not get pregnant can I catch it? This way isn't really sex like in the pus.

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Re: Can I Catch The Zika Virus If I Let Him Stick It In My Poo Hole?
Posted by: oMg IcK ()
Date: February 05, 2016 01:06AM

No, you can't, just keep doing that and all will be fine.

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Re: Can I Catch The Zika Virus If I Let Him Stick It In My Poo Hole?
Posted by: Lol Niggers ()
Date: February 05, 2016 01:12AM

Confused Wrote:
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> The news is now saying a person can catch the zika
> virus from sex. If we do it in the butt like I did
> to not get pregnant can I catch it? This way isn't
> really sex like in the pus.

You might catch AIDs but not the ZIKA virus. Potato Potahtoh. Gnomesayin? Sheeiiiiiit

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Re: Can I Catch The Zika Virus If I Let Him Stick It In My Poo Hole?
Posted by: Congressional Aide ()
Date: February 05, 2016 01:10PM

Confused Wrote:
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> The news is now saying a person can catch the zika
> virus from sex. If we do it in the butt like I did
> to not get pregnant can I catch it? This way isn't
> really sex like in the pus.


Don't worry Congressman Connolly, you can't get pregnant anyway.

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Re: Can I Catch The Zika Virus If I Let Him Stick It In My Poo Hole?
Posted by: Dr. Spock ()
Date: February 05, 2016 08:56PM

I don't know. Butt keep taking up the poop shoot at least 3 times a week and report your findings to us in a few years.

Until then... happy trails!

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Re: Can I Catch The Zika Virus If I Let Him Stick It In My Poo Hole?
Posted by: The Giver ()
Date: February 05, 2016 09:53PM

You can, but I have the antibodies in my semen so just gobble down and it will meet it halfway and neutralize. Getting pregnant still not a problem. Glad to help.

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