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Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Setting The Rules ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:45AM

Here in Falls Church we have street parking, and I will marking my spot with 4 large orange road pylons. I went out last night and spent $135 to protect my parking spot.

If you are too lazy to shovel your spot, that is your business, but stay way from mine. No mistake this is my spot because of the 4 large orange road pylons at all 4 corners.

If you decide to steal my spot I will have you towed away, and I will have it done.

You have been warned.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Cone Head ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:50AM

I am stealing it and when you come out to complain I will beat you ass with the 4 large orange road pylons.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Oooooh... ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:56AM

Street parking! Isn't that special!

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: TeVvY ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:18AM

Setting The Rules Wrote:
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> Here in Falls Church we have street parking, and I
> will marking my spot with 4 large orange road
> pylons. I went out last night and spent $135 to
> protect my parking spot.
>
> If you are too lazy to shovel your spot, that is
> your business, but stay way from mine. No mistake
> this is my spot because of the 4 large orange road
> pylons at all 4 corners.
>
> If you decide to steal my spot I will have you
> towed away, and I will have it done.
>
> You have been warned.

how will you have them towed? By the way thanks for clearing the public roadway I needed a good space. As to the cones that will help me park. Thanks again and keep digging.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: legal advise ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:18AM

If you have them towed it will be at your expense and when you are sued good luck. You cant reserve spots on a city street. Walk get some exercise!

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Been there too ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:23AM

legal advise Wrote:
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> If you have them towed it will be at your expense
> and when you are sued good luck. You cant reserve
> spots on a city street. Walk get some exercise!


It is just a matter of calling the tow company contracted to monitor the area.

We do it when it snows to keep our place.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: felony theft ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:37AM

hope op is charged with felony theft

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:41AM

Setting The Rules Wrote:
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> Here in Falls Church we have street parking, and I
> will marking my spot with 4 large orange road
> pylons. I went out last night and spent $135 to
> protect my parking spot.
>
> If you are too lazy to shovel your spot, that is
> your business, but stay way from mine. No mistake
> this is my spot because of the 4 large orange road
> pylons at all 4 corners.
>
> If you decide to steal my spot I will have you
> towed away, and I will have it done.
>
> You have been warned.


No way a tow company will come out during a blizzard. You realize by putting out orange pylons you are essentially advertising "your" parking space. You could charge people to park there.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: sweet!!! ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:41AM

When the OP gets uppity I'll whack him with a tire iron and take another $135 from his wallet...lets call it a 'lil bitch fee.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Lolz ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:46AM

Street parking, lol. Peasant.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Loser detector ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:46AM

Just the fact that op lives in Falls Church tells us that he is a loser.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Date: January 22, 2016 10:08AM

I will take your space and play music to you on your orange cones and ask "Do You Speak English!" LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btjJNIlxE-Y

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: Dagnabbit ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:12AM

Setting The Rules Wrote:
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> Here in Falls Church we have street parking, and I
> will marking my spot with 4 large orange road
> pylons. I went out last night and spent $135 to
> protect my parking spot.
>
> If you are too lazy to shovel your spot, that is
> your business, but stay way from mine. No mistake
> this is my spot because of the 4 large orange road
> pylons at all 4 corners.
>
> If you decide to steal my spot I will have you
> towed away, and I will have it done.
>
> You have been warned.


Hahaha, that is one benefit of having townhouse assigned parking spots. hate lazy fuckers who do shit like that.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: OP's Boss ()
Date: January 22, 2016 01:45PM

Everyone should give OP a break. I told the little fucker he better not be late getting over here to shovel my 1200ft driveway, so let him keep his parking spot, will ya!

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: January 22, 2016 01:51PM

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: OP is a scared pussy troll ()
Date: January 22, 2016 01:55PM

Setting The Rules Wrote:
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> Here in Falls Church we have street parking, and I
> will marking my spot with 4 large orange road
> pylons. I went out last night and spent $135 to
> protect my parking spot.
>
> If you are too lazy to shovel your spot, that is
> your business, but stay way from mine. No mistake
> this is my spot because of the 4 large orange road
> pylons at all 4 corners.
>
> If you decide to steal my spot I will have you
> towed away, and I will have it done.
>
> You have been warned.


Looks like someone is butthurt about a parking space someone else cleared out and trying to stir up shit cause he's too scared to just move the cones. Come on OP, man up you little pussy and take the space.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: January 22, 2016 01:57PM

Just fire a shotgun into the air, per Biden.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: 9X9UL ()
Date: January 22, 2016 03:13PM

Haha! I see your orange cones. I'm going to tell the plow driver that is where all the neighbors want him to pile the snow.

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Re: Stay Out Of My Parking Space - I Shoveled It - It Is Mine - I Will Protect My Interests - You Have Been Warned
Posted by: r u related to this home owner? ()
Date: January 22, 2016 04:32PM


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