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Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Ghost of the Diesel ()
Date: September 03, 2015 03:01PM

I was talking with some friends about the current state of affairs with this pathetic excuse for a football team and we were recounting some of our favorite depressing and embarrassing moments since Danny the Jew bought the team. Obviously, this is because there are few if any exciting moments to look back on besides RG3 rookie year.

I narrowed mine down to two:

(1) When Head Coach Jim Zorn hired Sherman Lewis to call plays. At the time Mr Lewis was working as a bingo caller at a senior citizen center.

Retired for nearly five years, Sherman Lewis was about to go to the senior center to call a bingo game when the Washington Redskins phoned. “I had to go to the senior center and cancel my bingo calling,” said the 67-year-old Lewis, who last worked in the NFL with the Detroit Lions during the 2004 season. “And I had to cancel my Meals on Wheels today.”

(2) This. Albert Haynesworthless taking a nap in the middle of a play against the Eagles.

Please share your memories!
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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: September 03, 2015 03:14PM

For me it will be if RG3 is fired. I fear that the drama surrounding this dopey team may decrease if this occurs, which will reduce the entertainment that this team provides me. :-(

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Sylvester ()
Date: September 03, 2015 03:22PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> For me it will be if RG3 is fired. I fear that the
> drama surrounding this dopey team may decrease if
> this occurs, which will reduce the entertainment
> that this team provides me. :-(


http://www.plazalaundromatva.com/

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Glowdean Klondike ()
Date: September 03, 2015 03:43PM

When they gave up three 1st round draft picks for Bobby Broken Legs

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: ent lover ()
Date: September 03, 2015 03:45PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> For me it will be if RG3 is fired. I fear that the
> drama surrounding this dopey team may decrease if
> this occurs, which will reduce the entertainment
> that this team provides me. :-(

fully agree

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: knGue ()
Date: September 03, 2015 03:56PM

When I get the bill each year for my season tickets that I am on contract to buy.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Nosta Strokas ()
Date: September 03, 2015 04:02PM

When Jack Kent Cooke died and boned his son by not giving him the team. Nice legacy Jack!

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Break the Bank ()
Date: September 03, 2015 04:10PM

knGue Wrote:
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> When I get the bill each year for my season
> tickets that I am on contract to buy.

I would think that would go under the "I'm a dumbass with more money than sense" catagory. Don't pay and make Snyder sue you!

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: BebtD ()
Date: September 03, 2015 04:23PM

The day Snyder bought the team.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 03, 2015 07:07PM

Yep, the day that tree-killing midget kike bought the team. We should build a camp just for him.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Double timeouts ()
Date: September 03, 2015 07:16PM

Gibbs calls back to back timeouts.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Guj ()
Date: September 04, 2015 01:49PM

Finding out you had to pay to watch such a shitty team practice.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Nice Guy Eddie ()
Date: September 04, 2015 01:57PM

The Gibbs 2.0 offense that could only pass to the flat because they locked into Mark "rag arm" Brunell. The team became unwatchable at that point.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Bruin ()
Date: September 04, 2015 05:57PM

Swinging Gate....

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Booer ()
Date: September 04, 2015 06:06PM

Boo!

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Redskins.Jihadist ()
Date: September 04, 2015 08:22PM

When Jim Zorn was introduced as the head coach and talked about, "The burgundy and black..."

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: MTdK6 ()
Date: September 04, 2015 08:34PM

When some of the players did that "hands up don't shoot" thing. I officially stopped caring about the team then.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Hater of Skins ()
Date: September 04, 2015 08:55PM

When they were good in 2012.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Tonto, Native American ()
Date: September 05, 2015 02:20AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Yep, the day that tree-killing midget kike bought
> the team. We should build a camp just for him.


What's this "we" shit, white racist? If you want to identify with some of the worst humans during world history, then this Nation allows you the freedom. But be man enough to use "I".

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Officially? ()
Date: September 05, 2015 02:25AM

MTdK6 Wrote:
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> When some of the players did that "hands up don't
> shoot" thing. I officially stopped caring about
> the team then.


I didn't officially receive notice that you didn't care. What station(s) was this broadcast on?

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: D is for Disgrace ()
Date: September 05, 2015 06:08AM

When that sawed-off little cocksucker, Dannyboy, cut down all the trees in front of his gaudy Potomac river mansion,so he could have unlimited views of the river. The trees were on parkland but that didn't stop the little fucker.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Danny's Mother ()
Date: September 05, 2015 07:27AM

I most regret the day I spread my legs for the plumber and spawned the greedy little bastard. If only abortions were free back then! Oh wait, you said "Redskin moment". Nevermind.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: KXmvu ()
Date: September 05, 2015 07:33AM

Officially? Wrote:
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> MTdK6 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When some of the players did that "hands up
> don't
> > shoot" thing. I officially stopped caring about
> > the team then.
>
>
> I didn't officially receive notice that you didn't
> care. What station(s) was this broadcast on?

It's just an expression used to add emphasis to the fact that my opinion greatly changed.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Sacco ()
Date: September 05, 2015 02:04PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Yep, the day that tree-killing midget kike bought
> the team. We should build a camp just for him.


Concentrate it somewhere in western Loudoun so no one will be bothered while we're at it.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: Ghost of Jack Kent Cooke ()
Date: September 05, 2015 02:13PM

My most depressing moment was when it was announced that that vetically challenged mental midget was selected to acquire my beloved team from my Foundation. I really screwed up when I made it possible for that asshole to purchase and completely ruin this team. Its almost enough to turn me into a Dullass Cowgirl, Filth Beagle, or New Jersey Midget fan.

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Re: Your most depressing Redskin moment in the Snyder era
Posted by: ExTFL ()
Date: September 05, 2015 05:41PM

"YES"

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