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"Professional Resume Writer Interested in Living in N. Arlington"
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WTF is This About?
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Date: August 30, 2015 07:23PM
From Craigslist, what is going on here?
"Washington DC professional looking for experienced writer to produce short, frequent writing products in exchange for free or low cost room and bath. Immediate assistance needed. In your response, please introduce yourself and describe your relevant work experience. References and writing samples also appreciated.
What we offer:
Furnished private room with personal bathroom with use of kitchen for light cooking, WiFi, laundry, and separate entrance. Located within walking distance to a bus stop and near grocery stores, restaurants and shops in North Arlington.
We are looking for:
A trustworthy, kind, outgoing, detail-oriented, and clean adult with excellent professional references. Must be a non-smoker, non-drinker, and free of illicit drug use. Must be able to pass a pre-employment background check and drug screening. No pets.
Please tell us about yourself, your schedule, your expectations, your current and previous experience, and your references. Thank you for considering our family and we look forward to hearing from you!"
"Washington DC professional looking for experienced writer to produce short, frequent writing products in exchange for free or low cost room and bath. Immediate assistance needed. In your response, please introduce yourself and describe your relevant work experience. References and writing samples also appreciated.
What we offer:
Furnished private room with personal bathroom with use of kitchen for light cooking, WiFi, laundry, and separate entrance. Located within walking distance to a bus stop and near grocery stores, restaurants and shops in North Arlington.
We are looking for:
A trustworthy, kind, outgoing, detail-oriented, and clean adult with excellent professional references. Must be a non-smoker, non-drinker, and free of illicit drug use. Must be able to pass a pre-employment background check and drug screening. No pets.
Please tell us about yourself, your schedule, your expectations, your current and previous experience, and your references. Thank you for considering our family and we look forward to hearing from you!"
Re: "Professional Resume Writer Interested in Living in N. Arlington"
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Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: August 30, 2015 09:09PM
They're looking for a homo to kill,
Re: "Professional Resume Writer Interested in Living in N. Arlington"
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indentured servant wanted
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Date: August 30, 2015 10:03PM
They're looking for some sucker to churn out resumes which they will sell as "professionally written resumes" for $50 or $100 a throw, but they don't want to actually pay the sucker any money.
If they can get the sucker to crank out 8-10 "professionally written resumes" a week, they're effectively charging $1600 a month in rent at the low end, or maybe as much as $4000 per month.
On top of that, said sucker still has to maintain a job somewhere else to actually make money for silly things like food and transportation.
This is a job for someone who's desperate, not someone who's actually a professional writer.
If they can get the sucker to crank out 8-10 "professionally written resumes" a week, they're effectively charging $1600 a month in rent at the low end, or maybe as much as $4000 per month.
On top of that, said sucker still has to maintain a job somewhere else to actually make money for silly things like food and transportation.
This is a job for someone who's desperate, not someone who's actually a professional writer.
Re: "Professional Resume Writer Interested in Living in N. Arlington"
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Sandbridge
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Date: August 30, 2015 10:35PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fag Wrote:
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> I'm looking for a homo to suck,
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> I'm looking for a homo to suck,
Re: "Professional Resume Writer Interested in Living in N. Arlington"
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Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: August 30, 2015 11:34PM
Sandbridge Wrote:
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> I'm looking for a homo to suck,
Take your pick.
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> I'm looking for a homo to suck,
Take your pick.
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Re: "Professional Resume Writer Interested in Living in N. Arlington"
Posted by:
Something FISHY
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Date: August 31, 2015 09:42AM
Making you live there is probably not quite completely right. What if you had a home in Annandale, you could commute to this place and write resumes or whatever for them.
I would guess they already own a condo, so letting you live there gets around having to pay you.
The joke could be on them-they get someone and it does not work out, sure they can fire you, but they'd probably have to do an unlawful detainer to get you out. Or, they might have to pay you to leave.
This is right up there with all the ads where they want you to work for free and they will give you college credit, or so they say.
I would guess they already own a condo, so letting you live there gets around having to pay you.
The joke could be on them-they get someone and it does not work out, sure they can fire you, but they'd probably have to do an unlawful detainer to get you out. Or, they might have to pay you to leave.
This is right up there with all the ads where they want you to work for free and they will give you college credit, or so they say.