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Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: Fat Police ()
Date: April 10, 2015 12:31PM

Fat people have no self control; that's why they are fat. I know there are different body types and disorders and blah, blah, blah, but if you are a fatty, and I am sure many of you are would it KILL you NOT to buy cupcakes? Everywhere I look I see human manatees devouring baked good, the bovine taking over Cold Stones like the Germans blitzing Poland, and the porcine snarfing down pizzas. If you are a big fatty, if people take laps around YOU for execrise, if you leave foot prints in concrete, if you need deodorant for fat folds, for goodness' sake have a little self respect, deny yourself of culinary pleasures once in a while, and try exercising.
While I have your attention, Porky, the following things are NOT exercise:
1. Water aerobics- look, Tubby, floating around in a pool does not burn calories,get your fat ass on a tread mill.
2. Golf- I don't know WHAT golf is, but it is not a sport and it is not exercise.
3. Bowling- Oh come on. Choose a sport where there isn't a snack bar present

Make this they year you stop shaming your family and yourself and put in some hard work.
Oh...and if you are a stay at home mom and your kids are older than kindergarten and they aren't handicapped or challenged somehow- get a job.
Thanks

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: absolutely ()
Date: April 10, 2015 01:53PM

Fat Police Wrote:
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> Fat people have no self control; that's why they
> are fat. I know there are different body types and
> disorders and blah, blah, blah, but if you are a
> fatty, and I am sure many of you are would it KILL
> you NOT to buy cupcakes? Everywhere I look I see
> human manatees devouring baked good, the bovine
> taking over Cold Stones like the Germans blitzing
> Poland, and the porcine snarfing down pizzas. If
> you are a big fatty, if people take laps around
> YOU for execrise, if you leave foot prints in
> concrete, if you need deodorant for fat folds, for
> goodness' sake have a little self respect, deny
> yourself of culinary pleasures once in a while,
> and try exercising.
> While I have your attention, Porky, the following
> things are NOT exercise:
> 1. Water aerobics- look, Tubby, floating around in
> a pool does not burn calories,get your fat ass on
> a tread mill.
> 2. Golf- I don't know WHAT golf is, but it is not
> a sport and it is not exercise.
> 3. Bowling- Oh come on. Choose a sport where there
> isn't a snack bar present
>
> Make this they year you stop shaming your family
> and yourself and put in some hard work.
> Oh...and if you are a stay at home mom and your
> kids are older than kindergarten and they aren't
> handicapped or challenged somehow- get a job.
> Thanks


Let's get rid of all the handicapped people. They take up all the good parking spaces and its usually an old person (who shouldn't be driving anyway) or a fatty.

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: Fatness ()
Date: April 10, 2015 03:31PM

Being overweight is inexcusable. It shows a lack of self-worth, self-esteem, and self-control. Obesity is already a problem, and the epidemic will be America's next major health focus, now that the number of smokers has fallen for decades. Realizing that calories in=calories out, along with taking a daily brisk 30-minute walk, are the only facts that that one needs to know in order to maintain a healthy weight. Believe it or not, folks in Northern VA on the whole are in pretty decent shape...take a visit to rural America, especially the Deep South, and you will be disgusted.

These people must be shamed into attaining and maintaining a normal weight. Be a proud shitlord and refute all the bullshit...everyone's future depends on it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/

http://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/

http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: Say What? ()
Date: April 10, 2015 10:32PM

What does this have to do with happenings in Fairfax? Are you a moron or did you just have a bad day? Stop being so prejudiced and grow up.

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: Fat Bastard ()
Date: April 10, 2015 10:48PM

Why do u care??

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: Somewhere 2018 ()
Date: April 10, 2015 11:39PM

You're going to get fat.

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: we are all gonna die ()
Date: April 11, 2015 02:37PM

Everyone will be dead after awhile so it really does not matter if someone is fat.

Healthy people who live into their 90s are costing us all in a big way. They suck up all the medicare money and Social security. Fat people die young, often while they are still working. Fat people are great Americans.

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: local... ()
Date: April 11, 2015 09:51PM

absolutely Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fat Police Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat people have no self control; that's why
> they
> > are fat. I know there are different body types
> and
> > disorders and blah, blah, blah, but if you are
> a
> > fatty, and I am sure many of you are would it
> KILL
> > you NOT to buy cupcakes? Everywhere I look I
> see
> > human manatees devouring baked good, the bovine
> > taking over Cold Stones like the Germans
> blitzing
> > Poland, and the porcine snarfing down pizzas.
> If
> > you are a big fatty, if people take laps around
> > YOU for execrise, if you leave foot prints in
> > concrete, if you need deodorant for fat folds,
> for
> > goodness' sake have a little self respect, deny
> > yourself of culinary pleasures once in a while,
> > and try exercising.
> > While I have your attention, Porky, the
> following
> > things are NOT exercise:
> > 1. Water aerobics- look, Tubby, floating around
> in
> > a pool does not burn calories,get your fat ass
> on
> > a tread mill.
> > 2. Golf- I don't know WHAT golf is, but it is
> not
> > a sport and it is not exercise.
> > 3. Bowling- Oh come on. Choose a sport where
> there
> > isn't a snack bar present
> >
> > Make this they year you stop shaming your
> family
> > and yourself and put in some hard work.
> > Oh...and if you are a stay at home mom and your
> > kids are older than kindergarten and they
> aren't
> > handicapped or challenged somehow- get a job.
> > Thanks
>
>
> Let's get rid of all the handicapped people. They
> take up all the good parking spaces and its
> usually an old person (who shouldn't be driving
> anyway) or a fatty.

"I like to park in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces I'm an asshole!" -Dennis Leary

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Re: Step away from the cupcake, fatty
Posted by: Cake Eater ()
Date: April 12, 2015 07:22AM

Make this they year you stop shaming your family and yourself and put in some hard work. NOT

You Moronic mule, who wants to do "hard work"?
Cake
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