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Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Hot Dogs and Mustard! ()
Date: January 16, 2015 03:44PM

The Washington Nationals have signed Stephen Strasburg to a one-year deal worth $7.4 million, avoiding arbitration.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 16, 2015 03:57PM

Kind of a foregone conclusion. Only the dollar amount was in question. This is Strasburg's next-to-last trip through arbitration though, so unless the Nats can sign him to an extension, he'll be a free agent after the 2016 season.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 16, 2015 04:39PM

Teehee. Gotta love that Nats optimism!!! I'm looking forward to another spectacular regular season this year.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Me Too... ()
Date: January 16, 2015 05:13PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Teehee. Gotta love that Nats optimism!!! I'm
> looking forward to another spectacular regular
> season this year.

162 games is a long haul, and that's all you can actually build for. The playoffs are a pure crap-shoot. All you can do is build and work to get there, and then just hope for the best. It's not like KC and SF were even close to being the best teams in their leagues last year, but there you have it. Get in and hope the chips decide to fall your way.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 17, 2015 06:39AM

Me Too... Wrote:
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> 162 games is a long haul, and that's all you can
> actually build for. The playoffs are a pure
> crap-shoot. All you can do is build and work to
> get there, and then just hope for the best. It's
> not like KC and SF were even close to being the
> best teams in their leagues last year, but there
> you have it. Get in and hope the chips decide to
> fall your way.

LOL, thanks for that dose of DC-area Sports Fan Logic.

"We suck in the playoffs, but that's because the playoffs are just luck! The best team doesn't win in the playoffs, it wins in the regular season baby!"

Nats are #1!!!

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 08:15AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL, thanks for that dose of DC-area Sports Fan Logic.

Your problem, Mr. Kilton, is that you're just plain stupid. You don't know jack-shit about baseball or any other sport. You just like to babble your "I hate DC because...because I hate it" mantra over and over and over again. That's all there is. It's just plain pathetic.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: oh goody ()
Date: January 17, 2015 08:47AM

because it'd be hard to replace those five career playoff innings with one loss

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 10:08AM

oh goody (aka Kilton) Wrote:
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> because it'd be hard to replace those five career
> playoff innings with one loss

Still more stupid. You don't need innings pitched in playoff games you don't qualify for. The game is all about GETTING TO the post-season. After that, all bets are off. Baseball fans know this. You don't.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: our ace ()
Date: January 17, 2015 10:12AM

natty nats have made the playoffs twice with stras, first time he got benched three weeks before the playoffs because he couldn't handle the pressure, second time he only lasted 5 innings.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 11:06AM

Kilton, the Dumbshit Wrote:
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> natty nats have made the playoffs twice with
> stras, first time he got benched three weeks
> before the playoffs because he couldn't handle the
> pressure, second time he only lasted 5 innings.

In 2012, Strasburg was shut down when he reached his innings limit while coming back from Tommy John surgery. This is an established best practice. In 2014, the division series lasted four games. A starter only pitches once in a four game series. Bumgarner pitched once. He lost.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: shut it down ()
Date: January 17, 2015 11:14AM

No, Davey shut his ass down a start early and blamed the media for Strasburg's bad starts in his previous games. With home field advantage still left to play for they decided that they no longer wanted him pitching. Prior to his collapse it was assumed that they'd give him two extra starts to get him on the mound for game one. He was so bad that Johnson thought that Djax gave them a better chance to win.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Who Cares ()
Date: January 17, 2015 11:19AM

Just another DC area team who does well in the regular season and then shits the bed when it counts.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 12:39PM

shut it down Wrote:
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> No, Davey shut his ass down a start early and
> blamed the media for Strasburg's bad starts in his
> previous games. With home field advantage still
> left to play for they decided that they no longer
> wanted him pitching. Prior to his collapse it was
> assumed that they'd give him two extra starts to
> get him on the mound for game one. He was so bad
> that Johnson thought that Djax gave them a better
> chance to win.

Made up nonsense. The innings limit had been announced in the Spring. With the Nats in actual contention for the first time, there was debate from some corners calling for the Nats to let him keep pitching. Scott Boras was making noise about the potential legal ramifications of ignoring established best medical practices. No decisions were made by Davey Johnson in the matter. The GM, ownership, counsel, and the medical staff made the call, and it never changed from what it had been in March.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Dismal Swamper ()
Date: January 17, 2015 12:41PM

Who Cares Wrote:
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> Just another DC area team who does well in the
> regular season and then shits the bed when it
> counts.

Go back to your goldfish. Sports are beyond you.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 17, 2015 02:36PM

Tony Tarasco Wrote:
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> Your problem, Mr. Kilton, is that you're just
> plain stupid. You don't know jack-shit about
> baseball or any other sport.

Aw, sorry you're so butthurt about the persistent failure of DC-area sports teams. I know it must be rough for you.

I'll let you know when I lift the DC-area Sports Curse. I'm having too much fun with it for now though. The state of DC-area fans gets worse and worse every year. It's gotten so bad now, that they judge success by regular season performance. :-)

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: World Series Bound ()
Date: January 17, 2015 02:56PM

He'll do great in the World Series. In a couple of years. When he's playing for the Yankees or BoSox.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 02:59PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Aw, sorry you're so butthurt about the persistent
> failure of DC-area sports teams. I know it must be
> rough for you.

Just baseball here. Redskins, Wizards, Caps, United, Mystics, Eagles, Colonials, Terrapins, Hoyas, Patriots, Bison, and what have you can all move to Anchorage for all I care. Plus, you're just plain stupid.

> I'll let you know when I lift the DC-area
> Sports Curse
.

Yeah, you do that. But tell the day-nurse about it first, okay?

> I'm having too much fun with it for now though.

Other people get to make fun of you. That's about the extent of it.

> The state of DC-area fans gets worse and worse every
> year. It's gotten so bad now, that they judge success
> by regular season performance.

Everyone does, moron. The Braves were the best team of the 1990's. They eventually won 14 consecutive division titles. One World Series. The post-season is a crap-shoot. The regular season is what tells you who the best teams are. Been that way since forever.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:03PM

World Series Bound Wrote:
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> He'll do great in the World Series. In a couple of
> years. When he's playing for the Yankees or BoSox.

Neither of those teams will be a good bet to make the playoffs for some years to come. And if Strasburg leaves, it would all but certainly be to go to a team on the West Coast.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Formula 1 ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:18PM

What's..."baseball"?

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Polo ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:20PM

Formula 1 Wrote:
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> What's..."baseball"?


It's a game the poor people enjoy dear.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Bing Bing ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:27PM

Tony Tarasco Wrote:
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> Made up nonsense. The innings limit had been
> announced in the Spring. With the Nats in actual
> contention for the first time, there was debate
> from some corners calling for the Nats to let him
> keep pitching. Scott Boras was making noise about
> the potential legal ramifications of ignoring
> established best medical practices. No decisions
> were made by Davey Johnson in the matter. The GM,
> ownership, counsel, and the medical staff made the
> call, and it never changed from what it had been
> in March.


Nope, you are wrong, they never announced a limit, it was widely rumored but never stated by the team. Davey blamed the media in his press conference. Feel free to look it up.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:27PM

Everyone enjoys baseball. Young, old, men, women, foreign-born and native-born, rich, poor, and everything in between. Baseball is America. If you want to understand America, you have to understand baseball.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: wrap that rascal ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:30PM

Tony Tarasco Wrote:
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> Everyone enjoys baseball. Young, old, men, women,
> foreign-born and native-born, rich, poor, and
> everything in between. Baseball is America. If
> you want to understand America, you have to
> understand baseball.


You are un-American if you don't give the Lerners money because they own a baseball team and they wrap themselves in the flag.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Baseballer ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:33PM

The Yankees are the Yankees. If they throw a shitload of money at him, that's where he will play. The only West Coast team that has a chance at him is the Giants. Yanks, Cards or Sox. That's what you can expect when he hits the free market.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:35PM

Bing Bing Wrote:
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> Nope, you are wrong, they never announced a limit,
> it was widely rumored but never stated by the
> team. Davey blamed the media in his press
> conference. Feel free to look it up.

"We’re going to run him out there until his innings are gone and then stop him from pitching." Mike Rizzo, Feb 20, 2012.

Your last desperate hope here is to claim that a fixed number was never announced, which it wasn't Just that it would be in the 160 to 180 range and that Strasburg's season would end sometime in Septmeber. There was NEVER a chance that he would pitch in the post-season if the Nationals made it that far. YOU could go look it up, and obviously need to.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: It's so hard ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:37PM

Tony Tarasco Wrote:
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> Bing Bing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope, you are wrong, they never announced a
> limit,
> > it was widely rumored but never stated by the
> > team. Davey blamed the media in his press
> > conference. Feel free to look it up.
>
> "We’re going to run him out there until his
> innings are gone and then stop him from pitching."
> Mike Rizzo, Feb 20, 2012.
>
> Your last desperate hope here is to claim that a
> fixed number was never announced, which it wasn't
> Just that it would be in the 160 to 180 range and
> that Strasburg's season would end sometime in
> Septmeber. There was NEVER a chance that he would
> pitch in the post-season if the Nationals made it
> that far. YOU could go look it up, and obviously
> need to.


That quote was from Rizzo and it was in Feb, I said to look for the quote from Davey in Sept, is that so hard?

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 04:18PM

It's so hard Wrote:
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> That quote was from Rizzo and it was in Feb, I
> said to look for the quote from Davey in Sept, is
> that so hard?

The limit was set in the Spring. Davey Johnson had nothing to do with it. The whole affair was handled at levels way above his head. Yours too, it seems.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: January 17, 2015 04:25PM

Drew Storen choked. End of story. 2012 had nothing to do with sitting Strasburg.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 17, 2015 04:52PM

Really? Wrote:
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> Drew Storen choked. End of story. 2012 had nothing
> to do with sitting Strasburg.

Never should have been down to Storen at all. Davey Johnson made bad decisions in Game-5. He left Gio Gonzalez in too long for the in-season reason of getting him qualified for the win. He needlessly tabbed Edwin Jackson for an inning of relief, when he'd been beat up in Game-3 and his woes as a starter all year began with first-inning runs. Davey deserved his Manager of the Year award alright, but he botched that final game in grand style.

The Strasburgers meanwhile fancy that had he not been shut down, he would have pitched Game-3 instead of Edwin Jackson, and would of course have won handily, thereby altering the course of history. Has anyone ever explained, by the way, why Davey Johnson brought Storen in to pitch the 9th of that game with the Nats down 8-0?

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 18, 2015 07:32AM

Tony Tarasco Wrote:
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> Everyone does, moron. The regular season is what tells
> you who the best teams are. Been that way since forever.

Been that way since the Nats choked in the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row. Nice try though!

The best part about this -- aside from the countless hours per year you waste watching baseball, which is amazing in of itself -- is that you know as well as I do how upset & embarassed you've been the last 2 years when the Nats choked. But then you come on FFU and act like it's only the regular season that matters.

You know what they say -- you gotta convince yourself before you can convince anyone else. Keep trying. :-)

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 18, 2015 07:46AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> You know what they say -- you gotta convince
> yourself before you can convince anyone else. Keep
> trying.

Because you've made it so clear, what I'm convinced of is that you don't really know anything about any sport at all, but instead like to prattle on like some grade-schooler about your silly belief in "curses". That's exceptionally lame. Once again, the playoffs are a crap-shoot. Worse teams win and better teams lose all the time. During the regular season, there is a strong correlation between being good and being at or near the top of the standings. Haven't you been paying any attention at all?

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: More Hot Dogs and Mustard! ()
Date: January 18, 2015 07:53AM

Hot Dogs and Mustard! Wrote:
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> The Washington Nationals have signed Stephen
> Strasburg to a one-year deal worth $7.4 million,
> avoiding arbitration.

The Nationals and RHP Doug Fister avoided arbitration by agreeing to a one-year, $11.4 million contract.

The Nationals and RHP Drew Storen avoided arbitration by agreeing to a one-year, $5.7 million contract.

The Nationals and C Jose Lobaton avoided arbitration by agreeing to a one-year, $1.2 million contract.

The Nationals and 2B Danny Espinosa avoided arbitration by agreeing to a one-year, $1.8 million contract.

The Nationals and RHP Craig Stammen avoided arbitration by agreeing to a one-year, $2.25 million contract.

The Nationals and C Wilson Ramos avoided arbitration by agreeing to a one-year, $3.55 million contract.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 18, 2015 02:57PM

Tony Tarasco Wrote:
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> Once again, the playoffs are a crap-shoot.

Translation: My team of choice sucks in the playoffs.

So adorable!

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco ()
Date: January 18, 2015 03:22PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Translation: My team of choice sucks in the playoffs.
> So adorable!

Once again, you don't really know anything about any sport at all, but instead like to prattle on like some grade-schooler about your silly belief in "curses". That's exceptionally lame. The playoffs are a crap-shoot. Worse teams win and better teams lose all the time. During the regular season on the other hand, there is a strong correlation between being good and being at or near the top of the standings. These are just the facts of the matter.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco... ()
Date: January 19, 2015 04:03PM

As even Kilton and the Falls Church Farce may have heard by now, there is a lot of talk that Stephen Strasburg may be the first one traded if/once the Scherzer deal is finalized. It's no secret that Stephen would like to pitch on the West Coast at some point, but as the team has two more years of control in his case, this is still a fallback position as far as the club is concerned at this time.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 19, 2015 07:47PM

Tony Tarasco... Wrote:
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> As even Kilton and the Falls Church Farce may have
> heard by now, there is a lot of talk that Stephen
> Strasburg may be the first one traded if/once the
> Scherzer deal is finalized. It's no secret that
> Stephen would like to pitch on the West Coast at
> some point, but as the team has two more years of
> control in his case, this is still a fallback
> position as far as the club is concerned at this
> time.

Fascinating insight! Tell us more?

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Yes...Really ()
Date: January 19, 2015 07:56PM

Really? Wrote:
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> Drew Storen choked. End of story. 2012 had nothing
> to do with sitting Strasburg.

Drew Storen choked...TWICE. End of story.

Fixed it for ya'!

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: Tony Tarasco... ()
Date: January 19, 2015 09:17PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Fascinating insight! Tell us more?

You wouldn't be able to respond to that either. Too dumb. One-track mind that doesn't even run on the rails.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: p ()
Date: March 12, 2016 03:08PM

Kilton trashed this baseball boob.

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Re: Strasburg is Back Bitches!
Posted by: obsessed ()
Date: March 12, 2016 04:18PM

Tony Tarasco = Asshole Spotter

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