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Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 11, 2015 08:54AM

You talk to anyone from Fairfax County and all you hear is "traffic traffic traffic" "the traffic on the beltway this morning was horrendous" "I never go on 66 because of the traffic" "traffic and weather on the eights" "they need to add a lane because of the traffic" "I want to move somewhere else because of traffic" "president Obama's motorcade really screwed up traffic" "goslings walking across the road halted traffic" "I am so gonna use the express lanes because of traffic" "there was a broken down moped that slowed down traffic" "I take the VRE into work since I hate driving in traffic" "there was an accident and everyone was rubber-necking which screwed up traffic" "I never go to Tysons Corner during the holidays cause the traffic sucks" "I slug to work since I would rather ride in a car with strangers than sit in traffic all morning" "Why is there so much traffic on 95south during any afternoon that ends in the letter y?" "The board of supervisors has to do something about all this traffic!!!!" "I love Fairfax County but I hate the traffic"

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: ruykhj ()
Date: January 11, 2015 09:17AM

Wow did you do too much meth or somthing?

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: How 'bout those Yankees ()
Date: January 11, 2015 09:25AM

There is no question that while it may be pretty much a piece of cake at most times of day, driving in the area can be difficult during rush hour. Of course, that can be said -- and is -- in many metro areas, most of which have things little if any better than we do. If you live here, be thankful that Metro, telework, and flexible work schedules have kept things from being worse than they are.

Otherwise, traffic and the weather are simply topics for elevator, water-cooler, and check-out line conversation here as everywhere else. It isn't like anyone sane is actually invested in or preoccupied with either one. It's just easy conversation. Sometimes it leads to something bigger, sometimes it doesn't. If we didn't have traffic and the weather to perform that function, we'd have to invent something else. Used to be that last night's episode of "Friends" or "Seinfeld" would be up there with traffic and the weather because pretty much everyone experienced those as well. The Redskins used to be in the mix, but I guess I'm showing my age, as that's going back quite a long way now.

So it's all nothing to be concerned over. It's all just a social nicety among people going about their busy days. Try it yourself. You'll soon enough get the hang of it.

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: January 11, 2015 09:27AM

How 'bout those Yankees Wrote:
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> There is no question that while it may be pretty
> much a piece of cake at most times of day, driving
> in the area can be difficult during rush hour. Of
> course, that can be said -- and is -- in many
> metro areas, most of which have things little if
> any better than we do. If you live here, be
> thankful that Metro, telework, and flexible work
> schedules have kept things from being worse than
> they are.
>
> Otherwise, traffic and the weather are simply
> topics for elevator, water-cooler, and check-out
> line conversation here as everywhere else. It
> isn't like anyone sane is actually invested in or
> preoccupied with either one. It's just easy
> conversation. Sometimes it leads to something
> bigger, sometimes it doesn't. If we didn't have
> traffic and the weather to perform that function,
> we'd have to invent something else. Used to be
> that last night's episode of "Friends" or
> "Seinfeld" would be up there with traffic and the
> weather because pretty much everyone experienced
> those as well. The Redskins used to be in the
> mix, but I guess I'm showing my age, as that's
> going back quite a long way now.
>
> So it's all nothing to be concerned over. It's
> all just a social nicety among people going about
> their busy days. Try it yourself. You'll soon
> enough get the hang of it.



There is no rush "hour" anywhere in this 3rd world shithole. Traffic is literally all day.

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cause, you know, we are the ONLY Metropolitan area with people who talk about traffic, y'know.........................
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: January 11, 2015 09:29AM

....................sigh...............
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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: Fuck Fairfax ()
Date: January 11, 2015 09:49AM

Add in the overload of immigrants and lousy roads and its a shit trifecta.

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: How 'bout those Yankees ()
Date: January 11, 2015 09:57AM

> There is no rush "hour" anywhere in this 3rd world
> shithole. Traffic is literally all day.

Go fuck yourself, you faggot lying asshole. I'm retired. I drive all over the place, but not during rush hour. Travel at such times is a fucking piece of cake. Speed limit pace or better everywhere. You should give it a try once you are old enough to have a license.

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Re: cause, you know, we are the ONLY Metropolitan area with people who talk about traffic, y'know.........................
Posted by: How 'bout those Yankees ()
Date: January 11, 2015 10:00AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> ....................sigh...............

Even trolls deserve to be squashed like the filthy vermin bugs that they are. Trolls are sort of like people from Falls Church, after all...

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: Pull the string... ()
Date: January 11, 2015 10:21AM

Fuck Fairfax Wrote:
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> Add in the overload of immigrants and lousy roads
> and its a shit trifecta.

The cow says: Mooooooo!

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: ..... ()
Date: January 11, 2015 10:53AM

How 'bout those Yankees Wrote:
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> > There is no rush "hour" anywhere in this 3rd
> world
> > shithole. Traffic is literally all day.
>
> Go fuck yourself, you faggot lying asshole. I'm
> retired. I drive all over the place, but not
> during rush hour. Travel at such times is a
> fucking piece of cake. Speed limit pace or better
> everywhere. You should give it a try once you are
> old enough to have a license.

Wrong.

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: bXF7X ()
Date: January 11, 2015 11:23AM

There's always someone right on your tail no matter how fast you go. I usually turn my rearview mirror up so I don't have to look at them and just drive the speed limit.

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: Not Gordon ()
Date: January 11, 2015 11:57AM

Why is the OP so obsessed with traffic?

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 11, 2015 04:44PM

Not Gordon Wrote:
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> Why is the OP so obsessed with traffic?


I am not obsessed with traffic. I am obsessed with people who are obsessed with traffic. There is a difference, I think.

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Re: Why is Fairfax County people obsessed with traffic???
Posted by: How 'bout those Yankees ()
Date: January 11, 2015 05:59PM

..... Wrote:
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> Wrong.

Stupid.

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