We haven't had a good Midgetville post in a while. I never get tired of the stories people relate about this Vienna landmark. I read them over and over again though I know some are phoney.

Have at it!

Ok, so here's the story. My buddy and I were drinking robitussen and wine behind the Cedar Lane 7-11 one night in the early 80's. We started across town behind the Penguin Feather smoking skunk weed and giving ourselves bowl burns, but after terrorizing normal people at the baseball fields, we eventually stumbled to the 7-11 with devious plans that involved vandalizing Thoreau Middle School, but after drinking the Mad Dog 20/20 we stole from Dart Drug and then stealing the robo from 7-11, we ended up completely fucked up behind the 7-11. I passed out at some point and woke-up next to a stack of milk crates after pissing myself and apparently throwing up inside the 7-11 and on the pay phones as well. My buddy was gone. At the time we were fifteen and there are only so many places a 15yo can go, so I figured he went home.
Long story short is that after I passsed out, he left 7-11 with a homeless woman that he met in front of 7-11. She asked him for a cigarette and next thing he knows, they are making out and he finger banged her on the curb. They wander off and he wakes up in a little house a couple miles away. There is graffiti all over the walls, beer cans everywhere, and the walls are mostly kicked-in. He is naked and he looks over and she is naked. Best part, she is covered head to toe in dirt except around her nipples. Lmfao! He figured out later it was an abandoned house in midgetville. The end.

Guess he licked those nipples clean.

This video explains everything there is to know about Midgetville in Vienna.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkgJ1OdVlQ

To give you an idea of my age, I graduated in 1982. Sometime around then I started hearing the stories of Midgetville. One night a friend said she knew where it was, and took a group of us there. She drove us down the road that runs next to the McDonald's in Annandale. It was very disappointing and didn't live up to the hype at all. No midgets and the houses weren't even that small.
Some years later and a new group of friends, late one night a girl says let's go to Midgetville. I told her how there was no such place and about my previous trip. She informed me that where I'd been previously wasn't Midgetville at all. The real one was out past Merrifield. So, needless to say, a bunch of us piled into her car and headed out. We ended up at a gravel road that was blocked of with a chain with a no trespassing sign hanging on it. Someone, I think the person riding shotgun, got out and took down the chain and off we went. It was sort of a big loop, and sure enough, the houses were all tiny. This would've been sometime in the early 90's and it was obvious people still lived there at the time. There were a few lights on here and there. We made almost all the way around the loop when we were stopped by a very angry man on foot brandishing a bat. He wasn't a midget, but he sure was mad. I was pretty drunk and hunkered down in the back seat laughing so I don't remember what he was yelling, but after a bit he let us by and we took off out of there, never to return.
Years later I heard it was abandoned and I always wanted to go explore, but it torn down before I ever got around to it. There used to be some pictures on flickr someone took after it was abandoned. I'll go look for them and post a link if I can find them.

Here's the link: https://www.flickr.com/photos/8503162@N02/sets/72157600270358668/

P.S. Damaged is full of shit. In the 80's people still lived there.

Those houses were small but it was mostly normal size people living there. The rumors got started when a couple of midget porn stars moved in. One day a guy came to fix the cable and one thing led to another.............
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Damaged Wrote:
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> Ok, so here's the story. My buddy and I were
> drinking robitussen and wine behind the Cedar Lane
> 7-11 one night in the early 80's. We started
> across town behind the Penguin Feather smoking
> skunk weed and giving ourselves bowl burns, but
> after terrorizing normal people at the baseball
> fields, we eventually stumbled to the 7-11 with
> devious plans that involved vandalizing Thoreau
> Middle School, but after drinking the Mad Dog
> 20/20 we stole from Dart Drug and then stealing
> the robo from 7-11, we ended up completely fucked
> up behind the 7-11. I passed out at some point and
> woke-up next to a stack of milk crates after
> pissing myself and apparently throwing up inside
> the 7-11 and on the pay phones as well. My buddy
> was gone. At the time we were fifteen and there
> are only so many places a 15yo can go, so I
> figured he went home.
> Long story short is that after I passsed out, he
> left 7-11 with a homeless woman that he met in
> front of 7-11. She asked him for a cigarette and
> next thing he knows, they are making out and he
> finger banged her on the curb. They wander off and
> he wakes up in a little house a couple miles away.
> There is graffiti all over the walls, beer cans
> everywhere, and the walls are mostly kicked-in. He
> is naked and he looks over and she is naked. Best
> part, she is covered head to toe in dirt except
> around her nipples. Lmfao! He figured out later it
> was an abandoned house in midgetville. The end.

Penguin Feathers, pay phones, MD 20/20, and robotussin! You nailed it! That pretty much sums up the 80's.

I could really go for a cold malt duck right now.
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Jeb Stuart is correct! I made the story up using pieces of true stories. Lol. It's all true, just not in that order and the nipple licked homeless woman happened in a tent somewhere. Waiting for someone to call bullshit. Just thought I would entertain Trix Are For Squids. One thing that is true is that some of the houses were already abandoned in the 80's, but Jeb Stuart's description is dead on. Normal people in odd houses that were just fed up with years of high school kids driving though their little neighborhood throwing beer bottles out the window. I remember moving the chain as well and also had other friends chased out of the neighborhood by an angry dude with a bat. My story, though poorly written, was entertaining though. Haha

Damaged Wrote:
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> Jeb Stuart is correct! I made the story up using
> pieces of true stories. Lol. It's all true, just
> not in that order and the nipple licked homeless
> woman happened in a tent somewhere. Waiting for
> someone to call bullshit. Just thought I would
> entertain Trix Are For Squids. One thing that is
> true is that some of the houses were already
> abandoned in the 80's, but Jeb Stuart's
> description is dead on. Normal people in odd
> houses that were just fed up with years of high
> school kids driving though their little
> neighborhood throwing beer bottles out the window.
> I remember moving the chain as well and also had
> other friends chased out of the neighborhood by an
> angry dude with a bat. My story, though poorly
> written, was entertaining though. Haha

The only thing missing from your story would have been when your friend woke up, he was missing a kidney.

....actually, now that you mention it, he woke up in a stainless steel bathtub with an I.V pumping him full of morphine and antibiotics. Apparently the filthy homeless woman was really part of a gautemalan skin harvesting crew. Apparently there is a cartel run clinic that performs skin grafts on all of the men wounded in the drug war. They had taken most of the skin from his back, legs, chest, AND EVEN HIS FACE!!! You can find him most days shuffling along the Vienna bike trail just after sundown. He smells like Neosporin and Wild Irish Rose. The mean kids call him alligator man, I still call him dirty nipple licker.

Finally, some stories that come close to the facts about Midgetville. I applaud you posters. Sadly, Midgetville has gone the way of development.

Midgetville was the ONLY thing of interest that Vienna had to offer. Now, it's just bland little yuppie town.


V. Enna Wrote:
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> Finally, some stories that come close to the facts
> about Midgetville. I applaud you posters. Sadly,
> Midgetville has gone the way of development.

Since I am really tall, I need to get my midget to stand on the milk cart so she can blow me.

tlp Wrote:
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> Midgetville was the ONLY thing of interest that
> Vienna had to offer. Now, it's just bland little
> yuppie town.

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These stories ROCK! keep em comin. I wish I could go back in time to explore the magic.

Warms the heart seeing that the pics below showed no beer bottles, little graffiti, or condoms. Seems the kids hanging in those houses back then had SOME respect for the place.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/8503162@N02/sets/72157600270358668/