Looks like the health department has found out about our secret white sauce and how it caused failure of the school buses this morning. Lets post 40 threads about it. Dog meat is still available right now, supply is limited as we are being shut down, so hurry to Tippys Tacos in merrifield right away and ask for me, the owner, some douche who lives in Warrenton and comes on fairfax underground

Suck much cock?

Billy Whack Wrote:
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> I Suck much cock.
> The secret white sauce is to die for

I know you are speaking to me, but it doesn't change one thing. And no, it's not dog meat. I don't believe they have ever been closed down for roaches, cleanliness, etc. You and your white sauce....can you have some respect for the women who frequent Fairfaxunderground?. They're not all course hoes as you seem to think or care less about.

What does the words special white sauce have to do with women? Its a male ejaculatory joke you dumbass hick from Warrenton. Now back to making some questionable tacos and visiting 7-11 with you.

Are you that clueless? Do you think women like to hear those kind of jokes? Crude ughs like yourself have coarsened the female population to the point where so many have become angry lesbians, Hillary pant suitees, or I-just-wanna-be-loved whores. There are many good and virtuess women out there who don't appreciate your garbage. I suppose most of the good ones have left Fairfaxunderground. We are seriously missing the mature feminine POV here.

You need to read this, I say with charity:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Book-Virtues-William-Bennett/dp/0684835770

I don't know if your a punk, libtard, spoiled teenager, dropout, or hippy living in vain....you need to get some class, and it's never too late to work on it.

Pissed as Hell Wrote:
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> I know you are speaking to me, but it doesn't
> change one thing. And no, it's not dog meat. I
> don't believe they have ever been closed down for
> roaches, cleanliness, etc. You and your white
> sauce....can you have some respect for the women
> who frequent Fairfaxunderground?. They're not all
> course hoes as you seem to think or care less
> about.

No, its not dog meat. That would be an upgrade. My ex owns the franchise and they use rats that are caught by homeless people, usually children, to catch at 50¢ per pound and around 35¢ per pound for crow meat as a chicken substitute.

You are way out of line with that comment, son. Defecation of character to that fine establishment. I wish I was a lawyer for them and your weren't anonymous.

Pissed as Hell Wrote:
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> You are way out of line with that comment, son.
> Defecation of character to that fine
> establishment. I wish I was a lawyer for them and
> your weren't anonymous.


Why you so angry holmes, dontchu know me and my homeboys love living out in the burbs near you? We can't afford to live close to offices and things, we love 7-11s paco, thats why we are all day laborers there.

Speak Latin...I'd have a better shot at understanding you.

I smell trolls, but have to add. Tippy's Tacos are the fucking bomb. Don't know how they stay in business because I'm usually the only person in there, but it's good stuff. The sauce may be swimming with bacteria, but it is awesome.

? dah fuck Wrote:
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> What does the words special white sauce have to do
> with women? Its a male ejaculatory joke you
> dumbass hick from Warrenton.

UPDATE: It's not funny enough to be classified as a joke. Plenty stupid enough to be classified as infantile goober-shit though.

Pissed as Hell Wrote:
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> There are many good and virtuess women out there
> who don't appreciate your garbage.

Virtuess? There's a new one for the notebook.

> You need to read this, I say with charity:
> The Book of Virtues/William J. Bennett

LOL! Bill Bennett was one of the dumbest public figures of the late 20th century. Also a gambler on a scale way beyond that of Pete Rose. If you ever needed such a lush to pick out morality tales for you, you were in big, big, fucking trouble.

Damaged Wrote:
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> Tippy's Tacos are the fucking bomb. Don't know how
> they stay in business because I'm usually the only
> person in there, but it's good stuff. The sauce may
> be swimming with bacteria, but it is awesome.

Awesome is how they stay in business. You want lo-cal healthy food? Go to some salad bar. But if you want some spicy, crunchy, drippy, tasty, Tex-Mex treats, Tippy's is a great place to go.
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