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Cougar Bars
Posted by: GUY ()
Date: January 17, 2016 05:01PM

Hello Everyone,

I live in fairfax and would like to know the best cougar bars in fairfax.
Can some one please let me know.

Thank you

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Johnny C M ()
Date: January 17, 2016 05:08PM

No.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: More saving, more DOING! ()
Date: January 17, 2016 05:18PM

Not a bar, but I've bagged most of my cougars at Home Depot. There's a thread about it here somewhere. I was skeptical at first, but it's solid information.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Dying To Fuck ()
Date: January 17, 2016 05:27PM

Try cruising the larger local cemeteries like Fairfax Memorial or National Memorial Park.

You can find women in their late 40's to early 50's that are still hot, and haven't had a good "Servicing" for a few years.

When you approach them at graveside look at the dates on the marker. If hubby has been dead for three or more years you have a shot at some thankful pussy.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Helper. ()
Date: January 17, 2016 08:35PM

Look for a white rock on the sidewalk by the front door...this is the NOVA mark for a cougar bar.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: jkawhejxgbfj ()
Date: January 18, 2016 08:46PM

Not sure why any guy would want the stretched-out flabby pussy of an older woman. If you just want to get laid and have low standards, go for it. Older women are desperate so they really are low-hanging fruit.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Hmmmm ()
Date: January 18, 2016 09:18PM

Best place to pick up MILF's (not cougars though) is Toys-r-Us. Doubt me? Go there and you will find all the poon you can handle.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: out and about ()
Date: January 18, 2016 09:30PM

540 454 03689

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: B Z ()
Date: January 18, 2016 09:36PM

Hopsfrog Tavern in Burke Centre.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: NoOneCares ()
Date: January 18, 2016 09:59PM

Ned Devine's in Herndon, Jackson's at Reston Town Center. Kind of aggressive cougar environment, actually. Dunno about Jackson's, but Ned's has some decent cover bands on Fri and Sat nights.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Hj4Xw ()
Date: January 18, 2016 09:59PM

Are you kidding? Iris Lounge, the Tyson's Corner nightclub. Try it Thursday when the live band is there and the place is filled with 45 year old horny divorcess

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: kasfcgjn ()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:06AM

Hj4Xw Wrote:
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> Are you kidding? Iris Lounge, the Tyson's Corner
> nightclub. Try it Thursday when the live band is
> there and the place is filled with 45 year old
> horny divorcess

Yeah, back in the mid-late 90s when it was e-citi. Now, it's a sausage fest filled with fifty or so 45-55 yr old guys buying drinks for the whole 3 women in the place.

Want cougars? Try Jacksons. If you want non-saggy puss, try PJ Skid on a Thur night.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:57AM

jkawhejxgbfj Wrote:
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> Older women are desperate so they really are
> low-hanging fruit.


good one

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: GUY ()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:46AM

What is the number that you have given

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: GUY ()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:49AM

out and about Wrote:
What is the number that you gave
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> 540 454 03689

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Fudgie ()
Date: January 20, 2016 08:30AM

Peppermint Lounge.


.........sorry, wrong century.....

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: uguysrajoke ()
Date: August 25, 2018 04:33PM

You guys are idiots who probably never get laid.

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: ODB ()
Date: August 25, 2018 06:16PM

Yeah, Bars

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Jackson’s pussy=worn out ()
Date: August 26, 2018 06:58AM

U faggots will be buying drinks after drinks after drinks for some has been at Jackson’s.

Hit up the convention hotels!
Fair lakes hotels during the weekday will get you that no strings attached pushy.
You really want to meet some over 40 lady that you have to wine n done every weekend?

Get that business traveler poon! Way better!

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Horsecockchris ()
Date: February 29, 2024 03:20AM

Is this chat log still alive?

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Re: Cougar Bars
Posted by: Gays not welcome here ()
Date: February 29, 2024 07:01AM

Stay away

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