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Free Condoms?
Posted by: JohnWhite ()
Date: May 31, 2014 04:22PM

Does anyone know of like a health center or something around here that gives away free condoms?

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: SmithBlack ()
Date: May 31, 2014 04:29PM

If you don't mind used ones, let me know I'll give you my work address in Fair Lakes.

I see them in our parking lot all the time.

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: whatthe? ()
Date: May 31, 2014 06:50PM

You either can't afford or are too cheap to buy condoms and you can get laid? You are either quite the man or banging the seriously nasty.

Don't go to Planned Parenthood. Consumer reports did a condom test, they filled them up with half and half and hung them upside down to watch which would explode. All I remember is that the Planned Parenthood condoms didn't fare very well at all. They are the cheapest and worst available, I'd imagine any free condom would be the same- not even worth the point.

Just go to CVS you freak.

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: plannedparenthood ()
Date: May 31, 2014 09:46PM

Duh, if our condoms worked how would be get the abortion money later? If everyone used working condoms we'd be out of business!

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: Magnus Robot Fighter ()
Date: May 31, 2014 10:26PM

I have some that are half filled (or half empty).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/31/2014 10:26PM by Magnus Robot Fighter.

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: cheap bastard ()
Date: May 31, 2014 10:30PM

How cheap can you be it's probably worth the price of gas you'd spend driving around to find free ones than just buying a pack at the corner store

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: Let's See... ()
Date: June 02, 2014 10:56AM

plannedparenthood Wrote:
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> Duh, if our condoms worked how would be get the
> abortion money later? If everyone used working
> condoms we'd be out of business!

Planned Parenthood loses money on very abortion performed. They are heavily subsidized. You should meanwhile be heavily sedated and kept under watch. You're a threat to yourself being so dumb. Maybe Obamacare will cover that.

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: 4th On Line ()
Date: June 02, 2014 10:57AM

JohnWhite Wrote:
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> Does anyone know of like a health center or
> something around here that gives away free
> condoms?

Your mom always gives me one when I come over.

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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: Walk of Shame ()
Date: June 02, 2014 11:06AM

I thought Sandra Fluke (that slut) made it so we get free contraceptives from Obozocare? Are you being discriminated against?
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Re: Free Condoms?
Posted by: johan william ()
Date: March 02, 2023 02:38PM

With us you https://condomswholesale.com/ will find wholesale condoms in different sizes and shapes that you will not find in normal shops or pharmacies.

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