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The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Roaster ()
Date: November 06, 2022 03:43PM

Begin!

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: JP wiki ()
Date: November 06, 2022 03:50PM

We all know that he really lives in a crappy 2 level townhouse in Manassas. He has to go to the food bank at the end of every month. He worked as a middle school as a custodian for 27 years. His wife left him 15 years ago to go burn coal.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: November 06, 2022 04:18PM

No need for this. He suffers enough humiliation in the Dollar Tree thread.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Consumption Function ()
Date: November 06, 2022 04:20PM

Agreed. A frail, elderly gentleman with a walker can only take so much.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Consumption Function ()
Date: November 06, 2022 04:23PM

Cat blocker might be coming.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: ofcoursor ()
Date: November 06, 2022 08:45PM

JP is a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic cracker-jack.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Pauly Pomona ()
Date: November 06, 2022 08:52PM

seven figure city... Wrote:
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> He suffers enough humiliation in
> the Dollar Tree thread.


True but eventually Carey's going to move it to the trill board, you know, off topic, so we gotta have something ready for the old hypocrite on this side.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: J Poopydepends Moronclown ()
Date: November 06, 2022 09:00PM

Eat shit all you FCC losers. I' m a wealthy Sweet Spot retiree. You're shit slinging dopes in a dump. I have 143 awards, honors, citations & commendations & advance degrees. You're just uneducated fag boys. You're a bunch of childish fuckwad jigaboos & I'm the only adult here. All you got is envy, ignorance & butthurt & shit while I'm at Nats Park in my reserved parking Sweet Spot. You're all ignorant assholes.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: xm7he ()
Date: November 06, 2022 09:12PM

Oh gawd, he’s looped again.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: YJDUY ()
Date: November 07, 2022 12:29AM

Consumption Function Wrote:
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> Agreed. A frail, elderly gentleman with a walker
> can only take so much.


Gerund Boy is a nasty old man with the potty mouth of a 5th grader. He's not a "gentleman". He's real crude.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: DisIs ()
Date: November 07, 2022 09:30AM

YJDUY Wrote:
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> Consumption Function Wrote:
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> > Agreed. A frail, elderly gentleman with a
> walker
> > can only take so much.
>
>
> Gerund Boy is a nasty old man with the potty mouth
> of a 5th grader. He's not a "gentleman". He's
> real crude.


^^^^^^^^^^

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Cambridge Connah ()
Date: November 07, 2022 10:22AM

Why is it ok for JP to be an idiot but not for the rest of us to point it out?

JP is a loozah! Go Sox! Go Pats!!

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 07, 2022 03:31PM

Dimwit isn't a real smart guy
That's why his name's Dimwit.

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Re: The Roast of Actual JP Morgenthau
Posted by: Rhododendron ()
Date: November 07, 2022 08:06PM

Most of FFX Co is too densely populated even for shotgun hunting. The deer may be a problem, but I'm not seeing deer collisions in my corner of the county, and Dogue Creek and Abbot's Run Wildlife Refuge are thick with deer. I see them in my neighborhood every evening. Complaining about yankees or whatever is nonsense. There are just too many people is all.

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