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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Zaniest NoVa Yarns
Posted by:
FatzCockz
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Date: September 12, 2014 12:40PM
A few friends and I were talking the other day about the craziest gossip that we had ever heard of going on in Fairfax County. We had the generic stuff of pedophiles and idiotic teenagers, but as we talked, we realized that there have been some very disturbing and hilarious things to have occurred around us.
The big three that we came up with were the serial shitter at Paul VI high school about five or six years ago, an unnamed but well-known father who had several affairs that ended up leading into a neighborhood brawl between his mistresses and his wife in Centerville, and the (never confirmed) accusations of beastiality in Oakton High School a few years back.
From your own experiences, what are the downright silliest stories - either personal and verifiable or apocryphal and slanderous - that you have of Northern Virginia. This can be from high school, college, work, church or anything.
This is only for laughs/goofs, so share to your heart's content.
The big three that we came up with were the serial shitter at Paul VI high school about five or six years ago, an unnamed but well-known father who had several affairs that ended up leading into a neighborhood brawl between his mistresses and his wife in Centerville, and the (never confirmed) accusations of beastiality in Oakton High School a few years back.
From your own experiences, what are the downright silliest stories - either personal and verifiable or apocryphal and slanderous - that you have of Northern Virginia. This can be from high school, college, work, church or anything.
This is only for laughs/goofs, so share to your heart's content.
Re: Zaniest NoVa Yarns
Posted by:
90's Kid
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Date: September 12, 2014 12:57PM
Supposedly back in the late 80's early 90's there was a guy going around and raping horses. Mainly around the lawyers road/hunter mill area.
Re: Zaniest NoVa Yarns
Posted by:
Hate to say this but
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Date: September 12, 2014 01:10PM
At least one of your big three actually happened.
Re: Zaniest NoVa Yarns
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 12, 2014 01:18PM
90's Kid Wrote:
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> Supposedly back in the late 80's early 90's there
> was a guy going around and raping horses. Mainly
> around the lawyers road/hunter mill area.
How exactly do you rape a horse?
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Supposedly back in the late 80's early 90's there
> was a guy going around and raping horses. Mainly
> around the lawyers road/hunter mill area.
How exactly do you rape a horse?
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Zaniest NoVa Yarns
Posted by:
Back to School
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Date: September 12, 2014 01:32PM
The guy pretending to be a teenager at Paul IV was a strange one.