So my asshole redneck neighbor decided to horde fuel and loaded up his pickup truck with 50 gallon barrels, his fucking truck was so overweight it sank in my lawn as he tried to drive thru the space between my house and his to put the barrels in his shed. Now my lawn looks as bad as his lawn with huge dually treads and the jackass is now trying to "fix" his mistake by blaming broken pipes and not his decisions and decided it was smart for him to fix the rut by making 10 more around it to level it out killing all the fucking grass. And he wouldn't have fucked up my yard if it wasn't full of water or asked my permission and took his time ya know rolling the barrels on a wheelbarrow or unloading them on a lighter truck.


What are my options of retaliation... I don't want this to go Hatfield vs McCoy but if he keeps fucking up my lawn I'm the one at fault for letting him...
I'm considering parking a junk car on my land where he tried to drive up but then I'm leaving one of my cars to sink in the mud.

make sure you have the line certified, then put some nice landscaping boulders

works for uncle sam

Why don't you call the FCPD and ask them what your recourse is instead of coming to an anonymous message board. Fucking dumbass.

Because long before cops need to be called first you talk face to face man to man then good fences make good neighbors.

And fuck it there's half the chance things don't need to go further than making it clear stop driving the truck on it wet. I actually like the idea of putting big ass quartz boulders I know I can call a guy from Vulcan and they can give me some for a delivery fee.

OP
I assume by wet lawn you mean your vagina

I have found that the accumulation of great wealth, followed by the collecting of real estate parcels and the erection of estates upon them - surrounded by fences and monitored by staff - are the best means of separating yourself from the unwashed that seem to be out in the "public".

Not sure what a "redneck" is but indeed it sounds quite dreadful.

Just askn Wrote:
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> OP
> I assume by wet lawn you mean your vagina

goodun ! made me laugh

... how you refer to the lot your trailer sits on as "my land". What do others in the trailer park think?

OP must be a stupid prick. The prick is the world's stupidest organ. By OP's own admission, his neighbor's an asshole.

The prick has:

an asshole for a neighbor
a pussy for a best friend.
a head with no brains
an eye that can't see
2 nuts it hangs around with
a habit of throwing up when you get it all excited.

https://youtu.be/tU34EY7OhVo
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If he is hoarding that many barrels of gasoline in un-certified containers, I would call the fire marshal and voice your concern of a massive fire or explosion.

A call to the EPA to start an investigation about barrels of toxic chemicals being stored in a resident neighborhood without a permit.

Take a hammer and a nail and poke 2 holes in every 50G drum. Make sure you do at least two holes, preferably one on top and the other on the bottom. If you make only 1 hole, the gas won’t leak out as fast because it will form a vacuum. The 2nd hole will allow incoming air to replace the volume of liquid spewing out of the other hole.

Black Caulk Wrote:
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> Take a hammer and a nail and poke 2 holes in every
> 50G drum. Make sure you do at least two holes,
> preferably one on top and the other on the bottom.
> If you make only 1 hole, the gas won’t leak out
> as fast because it will form a vacuum. The 2nd
> hole will allow incoming air to replace the volume
> of liquid spewing out of the other hole.


Do us all a huge favor and have someone record you hammering the nails into the metal barrels full of gasoline to make the holes. We won't tell, but we all think the sparks are really pretty.

observer of the shit Wrote:
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> Black Caulk Wrote:
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> > Take a hammer and a nail and poke 2 holes in
> every
> > 50G drum. Make sure you do at least two holes,
> > preferably one on top and the other on the
> bottom.
> > If you make only 1 hole, the gas won’t leak
> out
> > as fast because it will form a vacuum. The 2nd
> > hole will allow incoming air to replace the
> volume
> > of liquid spewing out of the other hole.
>
>
> Do us all a huge favor and have someone record you
> hammering the nails into the metal barrels full of
> gasoline to make the holes. We won't tell, but we
> all think the sparks are really pretty.

https://youtu.be/S7lLotxKt0M

Take a paper plate. Scoop up some doggy doo. Pour some of your neighbor's gas on it. Put the plate on the front doorstep. Light it, ring the bell and run. Laugh at him when he sees the plate on fire and stomps on it. Have a nice day.