After nearly ten months of inaction by former President
Donald Trump, today the incoming Harris-Biden
administration's transition team has announced a solution to
the Coronavirus pandemic.

With incoming Surgeon General Vivek at his side, President
Biden announced the good news at a press conference this
morning from his underground headquarters at an undisclosed
location near Wilmington, Deleware.


"Today is the start of a truly great America, and a great
day for the entire world. Through our tireless efforts since
last Tuesday, we have finally brought forth a miracle. There
is now a coronavirus vaccine that works for 90% of the
people."


"The suffering inflicted by the Trump virus, the untold
number of deaths, and the fear that has crippled our economy
and destroyed the lives of so many American families is
defeated."

"We expect to make this vaccine available to all Americans
in the next month. By Executive Order, I am directing the
nationalization of all facilities, plants, and animals to
exclusively dedicate those resources to the production of
this new miracle vaccine."

"We are calling this "Operation Mycelial-Activated
Displacement Hub Drive" and expect it to almost
instantaneously transport us to a better place. And we will
go there boldly, together!"

Wall Street reacted to the announcement instantaneously,
with the DOW this morning surging 900 points on the news.

"There's no stopping the Biden economy now. And with all
this money, we can raise taxes to new levels. The rich
(those families earning more than $63,000) and the
ultra-rich will finally pay their fare share." Effective
taxes are expected to be around the 85% rate. After the
announcement, Vice-President-for-the-nonce Kamala Harris
took the stage and said that a Basic Universal Income
program is in the works and would be announced before the
mid-term elections. "People have been working and struggling
long enough. And many have not been able to work, because
they have never been able to truly find themselves. With a
guaranteed incomine for all, every person will be finally be
equal, each according to his needs."

FOX News asked about the "Mask Mandate" announcement from
yesterday, and what might be different now that the
Harris-Biden Vaccine will be available soon."

"Oh, you'll still be required to wear the mask. Nothing
chanbes about that. Everyone will be required to wear a mask
from the age of two, at all times and places, indoors and
out, under severe penalty." Asked what kind of chages could
be brought for recalcitrant subjects, Harris
clarified. "Well, that would be Sedition, which is
punushable by death, actually. But don't worry, we will be
distributing government-issued masks to everyone. And the
new American Rewards 800 line will take reports about
non-compliance, so you can be sure that neighbors or family
members are not cheating on you."

She further clarified that masks need not be worn during
Black Lives Matter and Antifa protests. "That would stifle
the peaceful explosions of joy and the storefront freedom
shopping that is so vital to our now-booming economy. The
masks are a sign of UNITY and all the good citizens will be
wearing them at all times to remind ourselves that Alexa,
Google, and your phone calls are always being vigilantly
monitored. For your safety and the security of this great
nation, which will soon again be the center of the true One
World."

During the response, the FOX News reporter was quietly escorted
from the briefing and was never heard from again.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2020 01:10PM by This Just In Fairfax.

dentist day was october 31st........you a little late for this horror story

This Just In Fairfax Wrote:
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> After nearly ten months of inaction by former
> President
> Donald Trump, today the incoming Harris-Biden
> administration's transition team has announced a
> solution to
> the Coronavirus pandemic.
>
> With incoming Surgeon General Vivek at his side,
> President
> Biden announced the good news at a press
> conference this
> morning from his underground headquarters at an
> undisclosed
> location near Wilmington, Deleware.
>
>
> "Today is the start of a truly great America, and
> a great
> day for the entire world. Through our tireless
> efforts since
> last Tuesday, we have finally brought forth a
> miracle. There
> is now a coronavirus vaccine that works for 90% of
> the
> people."
>
>
> "The suffering inflicted by the Trump virus, the
> untold
> number of deaths, and the fear that has crippled
> our economy
> and destroyed the lives of so many American
> families is
> defeated."
>
> "We expect to make this vaccine available to all
> Americans
> in the next month. By Executive Order, I am
> directing the
> nationalization of all facilities, plants, and
> animals to
> exclusively dedicate those resources to the
> production of
> this new miracle vaccine."
>
> "We are calling this "Operation
> Mycelial-Activated
> Displacement Hub Drive" and expect it to almost
> instantaneously transport us to a better place.
> And we will
> go there boldly, together!"
>
> Wall Street reacted to the announcement
> instantaneously,
> with the DOW this morning surging 900 points on
> the news.
>
> "There's no stopping the Biden economy now. And
> with all
> this money, we can raise taxes to new levels. The
> rich
> (those families earning more than $63,000) and
> the
> ultra-rich will finally pay their fare share."
> Effective
> taxes are expected to be around the 85% rate.
> After the
> announcement, Vice-President-for-the-nonce Kamala
> Harris
> took the stage and said that a Basic Universal
> Income
> program is in the works and would be announced
> before the
> mid-term elections. "People have been working and
> struggling
> long enough. And many have not been able to work,
> because
> they have never been able to truly find
> themselves. With a
> guaranteed incomine for all, every person will be
> finally be
> equal, each according to his needs."
>
> FOX News asked about the "Mask Mandate"
> announcement from
> yesterday, and what might be different now that
> the
> Harris-Biden Vaccine will be available soon."
>
> "Oh, you'll still be required to wear the mask.
> Nothing
> chanbes about that. Everyone will be required to
> wear a mask
> from the age of two, at all times and places,
> indoors and
> out, under severe penalty." Asked what kind of
> chages could
> be brought for recalcitrant subjects, Harris
> clarified. "Well, that would be Sedition, which
> is
> punushable by death, actually. But don't worry,
> we will be
> distributing government-issued masks to everyone.
> And the
> new American Rewards 800 line will take reports
> about
> non-compliance, so you can be sure that neighbors
> or family
> members are not cheating on you."
>
> She further clarified that masks need not be worn
> during
> Black Lives Matter and Antifa protests. "That
> would stifle
> the peaceful explosions of joy and the storefront
> freedom
> shopping that is so vital to our now-booming
> economy. The
> masks are a sign of UNITY and all the good
> citizens will be
> wearing them at all times to remind ourselves that
> Alexa,
> Google, and your phone calls are always being
> vigilantly
> monitored. For your safety and the security of
> this great
> nation, which will soon again be the center of the
> true One
> World."
>
> During the response, the FOX News reporter was
> quietly escorted
> from the briefing and was never heard from again.


This is good news!

Bidentard 6 Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------->
> This is good news!

Yes but does it check out?

"Biden cures Covid"?

Then why is he already proposing a mask mandate and saying he will take funding from the military to pay for the manufacture of masks that ALL Amercicans would be FORCED to wear?

dkwpn Wrote:
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> "Biden cures Covid"?
>
> Then why is he already proposing a mask mandate
> and saying he will take funding from the military
> to pay for the manufacture of masks that ALL
> Amercicans would be FORCED to wear?


Apparently you read a headline rather than the OP article...

Thanks Joe!