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STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Marty Fairfax ()
Date: January 30, 2021 06:46AM

Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow plow driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: fag alert ()
Date: January 30, 2021 07:23AM

Sorry those big vehicles are so scary for you and your little Prius. I bet guns really make you pee your pants. You were already hiding in your basement.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Danny Ditch ()
Date: January 30, 2021 08:01AM

I already have my ditch picked out

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Y,t xtc ut ()
Date: January 30, 2021 08:45AM

fag alert Wrote:
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> Sorry those big vehicles are so scary for you and
> your little Prius. I bet guns really make you pee
> your pants. You were already hiding in your
> basement.


Nice to alert people you are fag at the beginning of your post

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: I got 236 covered ()
Date: January 30, 2021 08:53AM

I already have plans to abandon my 3-series in a travel lane of Little River Turnpike somewhere west of the beltway but before Fairfax City.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: fmbny ()
Date: January 30, 2021 09:18AM

Marty Fairfax Wrote:
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> Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow plow
> driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!


Where do you live Martin? I want to come by your house, "lose control" and drive through your front yard.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: front desk clerk ()
Date: January 30, 2021 09:30AM

Marty Fairfax Wrote:
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> Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow plow
> driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!

I work at the Best Western. We have to work tomorrow. We will be on the roads. Fuck you.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Hilton honors ()
Date: January 30, 2021 09:57AM

front desk clerk Wrote:
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> Marty Fairfax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow
> plow
> > driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!
>
> I work at the Best Western. We have to work
> tomorrow. We will be on the roads. Fuck you.


Your Best Western faggoty ass will end up in a ditch.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: taco bell prep cook ()
Date: January 30, 2021 02:01PM

Taco Bell will be open normal hours tomorrow so I have to be on the roads.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Dead cows are tasty ()
Date: January 30, 2021 02:09PM

taco bell prep cook Wrote:
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> Taco Bell will be open normal hours tomorrow so I
> have to be on the roads.

HEY. I have a question for you. What the hell is up with all this meatless shit you all are going to be selling? That is no bueno.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: no snow yet ()
Date: January 31, 2021 06:29AM

Where is the snow? Fuck!

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: B.S. snow ()
Date: January 31, 2021 07:07AM

no snow yet Wrote:
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> Where is the snow? Fuck!


Yeah, this is the usual D.C. bullshit. I woke up and looked out my window and the grass isn't even covered.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: taco bell prep cook ()
Date: January 31, 2021 07:21AM

Dead cows are tasty Wrote:
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> taco bell prep cook Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Taco Bell will be open normal hours tomorrow so
> I
> > have to be on the roads.
>
> HEY. I have a question for you. What the hell is
> up with all this meatless shit you all are going
> to be selling? That is no bueno.


I thought the same thing bro. I tried the meatless shit and it was not bad, tried it a couple more times and developed a taste for it. I now like the meatless shit better than the meat shit. Speaking of shit the meatless shit is easier to shit out and it makes you feel good as fuck! Come by and try the meatless shit bro, seriously bro.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: serious question ()
Date: January 31, 2021 07:37AM

If it ain't meat, what is it? I mean... do we even want to know?

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: taco bell prep cook ()
Date: January 31, 2021 07:57AM

serious question Wrote:
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> If it ain't meat, what is it? I mean... do we
> even want to know?


Bro, the meatless meat is made from pulled oats and legumes. Trust me bro the shit is good as fuck.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Dead cows are tasty ()
Date: January 31, 2021 09:51AM

taco bell prep cook Wrote:
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> Dead cows are tasty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > taco bell prep cook Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Taco Bell will be open normal hours tomorrow
> so
> > I
> > > have to be on the roads.
> >
> > HEY. I have a question for you. What the hell
> is
> > up with all this meatless shit you all are
> going
> > to be selling? That is no bueno.
>
>
> I thought the same thing bro. I tried the meatless
> shit and it was not bad, tried it a couple more
> times and developed a taste for it. I now like the
> meatless shit better than the meat shit. Speaking
> of shit the meatless shit is easier to shit out
> and it makes you feel good as fuck! Come by and
> try the meatless shit bro, seriously bro.


Alright. I'll give it a try. My kid is damn near a vegetarian anyway, but she likes Taco Bell. I'll just make sure I do it on a weekend in case I have "side effects". Don't want to be at work if that happens!!!

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Biden Supporters ()
Date: January 31, 2021 01:19PM

If u voted for Biden, pls drive fast on icy roads.
You will lose house of reps in 2022.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Mark Post ()
Date: January 31, 2021 01:25PM

Biden Supporters Wrote:
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> If u voted for Biden, pls drive fast on icy
> roads.
> You will lose house of reps in 2022.

This post has been marked. We will see.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Lincoln MKS driver. ()
Date: January 31, 2021 03:58PM

The roads have been fine all day. OP is a stupid fuck.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Where's my Lollipop? ()
Date: January 31, 2021 07:04PM

I stayed off the roads today. Just cleaned the snow off of my vehicles. Do I get a lollipop?

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: phelpsmarc ()
Date: February 01, 2021 05:44AM

I am a delivery driver. I drove most of the day. Only one problem all day was when a di&k in an SUV wouldn't let me merge at the Springfield interchange. I did well for the day as many drivers stayed home. The roads in most spots weren't even covered with snow. OP is a ninny.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Stiff Stanley ()
Date: February 01, 2021 06:59AM

Where's my Lollipop? Wrote:
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> I stayed off the roads today. Just cleaned the
> snow off of my vehicles. Do I get a lollipop?


No, you get a stiff one up your ass.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Going forward ()
Date: February 01, 2021 09:00AM

phelpsmarc Wrote:
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> I am a delivery driver. I drove most of the day.
> Only one problem all day was when a di&k in an SUV
> wouldn't let me merge at the Springfield
> interchange. I did well for the day as many
> drivers stayed home. The roads in most spots
> weren't even covered with snow. OP is a ninny.


That's because you went too far down the lane. If you merge at the normal place I'll let you in. When you decide that you are far more important than the 20 people you pass (you know, back in the normal merge area) to go all the way down to where the lane is gone and now you're on the shoulder and you try to push your way in...well that's when you sometimes run into someone that isn't going to play that.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: FOADIAF ()
Date: February 01, 2021 02:47PM

Marty Fairfax Wrote:
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> Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow plow
> driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!


Yer not my dad.

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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: What the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: February 01, 2021 03:38PM

Marty Fairfax Wrote:
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> Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow plow
> driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!

You stay in the house with your face diaper and but plug. No reason to stay home pussy.

https://youtu.be/iRtYaYkh74o
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Re: STAY OFF THE ROADS TOMORROW! THIS I INCLUDES YOU FAGGOTS WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES!!
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: February 01, 2021 05:11PM

Marty Fairfax Wrote:
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> Unless you are a doctor or a nurse or a snow plow
> driver STAY OFF THE ROADS!!


You faggot

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