China pushing anal swabs for covid testing as troops occupy foreign land of DC

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China pushing anal swabs for covid testing as troops occupy foreign land of DC

Posted by: NMBKV ()

Date: January 28, 2021 02:04AM

China pushing anal swabs for covid testing as troops occupy foreign land of DC

We have some bizarre news for you in today's Situation Update.

First, China is now pushing "anal swabs" for covid-19, which means they are now pushing the insane narrative that covid lives in your butt, but you have to wear a diaper on your face.

Seriously, folks, at this point they are just making s##t up and seeing if they can convince the sheeple to go along with whatever hare-brained idea they pull out of thin air.

Its all a cruel joke. And on top of that, it's now obvious that the troops in DC are there as an "occupation force" because DC is technically a foreign land.

---BRIGHTEON,

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Re: China pushing anal swabs for covid testing as troops occupy foreign land of DC

Posted by: Sgt. Friendly ()

Date: January 28, 2021 02:39AM

NMBKV Wrote:
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> China pushing anal swabs for covid testing as
> troops occupy foreign land of DC
>
> We have some bizarre news for you in today's
> Situation Update.
>
> First, China is now pushing "anal swabs" for
> covid-19, which means they are now pushing the
> insane narrative that covid lives in your butt,
> but you have to wear a diaper on your face.
>
> Seriously, folks, at this point they are just
> making s##t up and seeing if they can convince the
> sheeple to go along with whatever hare-brained
> idea they pull out of thin air.
>
> Its all a cruel joke. And on top of that, it's now
> obvious that the troops in DC are there as an
> "occupation force" because DC is technically a
> foreign land.
>
>
> ---BRIGHTEON,

I’ve been sticking swabs in my ass for years! Nice to know it’s catching on!!

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