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Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Green Guy
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Date: April 23, 2019 06:41PM
Sleepy Hollow has a long ass line of cars and zero bikes. A second turn lane would result in less fuel burned and be more green than unused pavement.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Spandex Impediments
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Date: April 23, 2019 06:47PM
Those stupid bike lanes have fucked up traffic all over the county wherever they are. 90% of them you could count on one hand how many times you've seen anyone on a bike in them.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
i ride a bicycle
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Date: April 23, 2019 07:47PM
ha ha ha fuck you. I don't always ride in a bike lane. sometimes I ride the wrong way in a bike lane. I run red lights and stops signs. I ride on sidewalks. I go the wrong way on one way streets. When traffic is not moving I ride the wrong way in between the cars. Ha ha HA
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
chrisfroome
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Date: April 23, 2019 07:53PM
OP - you sound like you belong on nextdoor - not ffxu.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Ocean Pacific 2
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Date: April 23, 2019 08:28PM
i ride a bicycle Wrote:
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> ha ha ha fuck you. I don't always ride in a bike
> lane. sometimes I ride the wrong way in a bike
> lane. I run red lights and stops signs. I ride on
> sidewalks. I go the wrong way on one way streets.
> When traffic is not moving I ride the wrong way in
> between the cars. Ha ha HA
OP here, I ride too, I also disregard all rules of traffic, I have no need for bike lanes on roads built for cars.
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> ha ha ha fuck you. I don't always ride in a bike
> lane. sometimes I ride the wrong way in a bike
> lane. I run red lights and stops signs. I ride on
> sidewalks. I go the wrong way on one way streets.
> When traffic is not moving I ride the wrong way in
> between the cars. Ha ha HA
OP here, I ride too, I also disregard all rules of traffic, I have no need for bike lanes on roads built for cars.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Rain drops falling on my head
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Date: April 23, 2019 10:33PM
Ocean Pacific 2 Wrote:
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> i ride a bicycle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ha ha ha fuck you. I don't always ride in a
> bike
> > lane. sometimes I ride the wrong way in a bike
> > lane. I run red lights and stops signs. I ride
> on
> > sidewalks. I go the wrong way on one way
> streets.
> > When traffic is not moving I ride the wrong way
> in
> > between the cars. Ha ha HA
>
>
> OP here, I ride too, I also disregard all rules of
> traffic, I have no need for bike lanes on roads
> built for cars.
Best thing about riding on sidewalks is that I can suddenly dart into a crosswalk at full speed whenever I want. Cars have to stop for me because they have to stop for walkers so I should get the same protection even though I enter the crosswalks much too quickly for drivers to perceive and safely react. I call them crossbikes.
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> i ride a bicycle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ha ha ha fuck you. I don't always ride in a
> bike
> > lane. sometimes I ride the wrong way in a bike
> > lane. I run red lights and stops signs. I ride
> on
> > sidewalks. I go the wrong way on one way
> streets.
> > When traffic is not moving I ride the wrong way
> in
> > between the cars. Ha ha HA
>
>
> OP here, I ride too, I also disregard all rules of
> traffic, I have no need for bike lanes on roads
> built for cars.
Best thing about riding on sidewalks is that I can suddenly dart into a crosswalk at full speed whenever I want. Cars have to stop for me because they have to stop for walkers so I should get the same protection even though I enter the crosswalks much too quickly for drivers to perceive and safely react. I call them crossbikes.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
WeirdO on a bicycle
()
Date: April 23, 2019 11:46PM
I'm a beard-O bicycle weird-O riding in my spandex.
When I go home I will jack off and wear my sister's Playtex.
I'm a bicycle weird-O I have no business on the street
I'm a stupid cocksucker, and I have smelly feet.
I'm a dumb fucking asswipe; I don't know what to do,
I'm a bicycle weird-O, my breath it smells like poo.
WEIRD-O! WEIRD-O!! WEIRD-O ON A BICYCLE!!!
When I go home I will jack off and wear my sister's Playtex.
I'm a bicycle weird-O I have no business on the street
I'm a stupid cocksucker, and I have smelly feet.
I'm a dumb fucking asswipe; I don't know what to do,
I'm a bicycle weird-O, my breath it smells like poo.
WEIRD-O! WEIRD-O!! WEIRD-O ON A BICYCLE!!!
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
BFG Tattoo
()
Date: April 24, 2019 12:11AM
Rain drops falling on my head Wrote:
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> Best thing about riding on sidewalks is that I can
> suddenly dart into a crosswalk at full speed
> whenever I want. Cars have to stop for me because
> they have to stop for walkers so I should get the
> same protection even though I enter the crosswalks
> much too quickly for drivers to perceive and
> safely react. I call them crossbikes.
I nearly took out some idiot who did exactly that the other day. Stopped at a right turn on red light. Dumbazz zoomed up from behind me on my right-hand side without stopping trying to go straight across on the red just as I started to turn. Turned right in front of him, slammed the brakes, and literally stopped about an inch from having him under my front wheel.
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> Best thing about riding on sidewalks is that I can
> suddenly dart into a crosswalk at full speed
> whenever I want. Cars have to stop for me because
> they have to stop for walkers so I should get the
> same protection even though I enter the crosswalks
> much too quickly for drivers to perceive and
> safely react. I call them crossbikes.
I nearly took out some idiot who did exactly that the other day. Stopped at a right turn on red light. Dumbazz zoomed up from behind me on my right-hand side without stopping trying to go straight across on the red just as I started to turn. Turned right in front of him, slammed the brakes, and literally stopped about an inch from having him under my front wheel.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
HodgesFelicity
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Date: January 07, 2021 06:03AM
Do you drive on a special track? I always drove as I wanted. I just can't sit on my bike for long. There are too many cyclists on bike paths lately. How do you ride bikes all day? I just remember going camping for three days. We decided to do a bike ride. I couldn't sit properly after 4 hours of riding. I had no desire to continue going anywhere. The only thing that pleased me was that before I left I came across https://www.amazon.com/Vont-Rechargeable-Illumination-Resistant-Accessories/dp/B078TB9TMK, and I bought many cool bike accessories from them.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/10/2021 08:08AM by HodgesFelicity.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/10/2021 08:08AM by HodgesFelicity.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Ram em
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Date: January 07, 2021 07:03AM
Just ram em. Biketards!
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Biketards are Retards
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Date: January 07, 2021 08:54AM
Stinky, ugly, biketards are a scourge on the planet.
Re: Fuck bike lanes
Posted by:
Connker
()
Date: January 19, 2021 11:46AM
HodgesFelicity Wrote:
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> Do you drive on a special track? I always drove as
> I wanted. I just can't sit on my bike for long.
> There are too many cyclists on bike paths lately.
> How do you ride bikes all day? I just remember
> going camping for three days. We decided to do a
> bike ride. I couldn't sit properly after 4 hours
> of riding. I had no desire to continue going
> anywhere. The only thing that pleased me was that
> before I left I came across
> https://www.amazon.com/Vont-Rechargeable-Illuminat
> ion-Resistant-Accessories/dp/B078TB9TMK, and I
> bought many cool bike accessories from them.
Is there something more I should know before the purchase?
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> Do you drive on a special track? I always drove as
> I wanted. I just can't sit on my bike for long.
> There are too many cyclists on bike paths lately.
> How do you ride bikes all day? I just remember
> going camping for three days. We decided to do a
> bike ride. I couldn't sit properly after 4 hours
> of riding. I had no desire to continue going
> anywhere. The only thing that pleased me was that
> before I left I came across
> https://www.amazon.com/Vont-Rechargeable-Illuminat
> ion-Resistant-Accessories/dp/B078TB9TMK, and I
> bought many cool bike accessories from them.
Is there something more I should know before the purchase?