From last week's paid Anniversary Announcements in the Washington Post.
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One year? "Momentous Occasion"? After one year your marriage still should have that "new car smell". But that's cool, I'm glad they're happy and want to let the world know.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Basicaly, what they are saying is - "we had an expensive wedding, honeymooned in Hawaii and now are going to Napa Valley. Gosh our life is better than yours!"

Is it just the picture or did she marry a sugar daddy old enough to be her dad?

In the second paragraph, they forgot to put an apostrophe in the word "couple's." Jeez! Their grammar isn't beautiful, thrilling, momentous,or elegant.



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Radiophile Wrote:
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> Is it just the picture or did she marry a sugar
> daddy old enough to be her dad?


that's what it looks like from here

"Be jealous of us, please."

Doing a little research (what would fairfax underground be if we did not do our research on matters important to Fairfax County?), I find that Lisa F Cassady was born in 1964, and Daniel S Wakefirld Jr was born in February 1954. There is a Daneil S Wakefield III, who would be about 29 now, but she definetely married Jr.

A whole year?! WOW!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

I was impressed until they added "South Riding."

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Damn! I forgot to get them a wedding gift! Anyone know their china pattern?

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Damn! I forgot to get them a wedding gift!
> Anyone know their china pattern?

Uh, cool people like that don't want lamers getting them gifts.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
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> > Damn! I forgot to get them a wedding gift!
> > Anyone know their china pattern?
>
> Uh, cool people like that don't want lamers
> getting them gifts.


I guss so, because my wedding was not a "momentous occasion."

mo¡¤men¡¤tous (m¨­-m¨§n'təs)
adj. Of utmost importance; of outstanding significance or consequence: a momentous occasion; a momentous decision.
mo¡¤men'tous¡¤ly adv., mo¡¤men'tous¡¤ness n.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> I guss so, because my wedding was not a "momentous
> occasion."
>
> mo¡¤men¡¤tous (m¨­-m¨§n'təs)
> adj. Of utmost importance; of outstanding
> significance or consequence: a momentous occasion;
> a momentous decision.
> mo¡¤men'tous¡¤ly adv., mo¡¤men'tous¡¤ness n.


It probably should have been. Never tell your wife about this.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I was impressed until they added "South Riding."

Agreed. The woman does have a bit of the MILF about her however as I am sure her biological clock is going 'tick, tick, tick.'

formerhick76 Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > I was impressed until they added "South
> Riding."
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> Agreed. The woman does have a bit of the MILF
> about her however as I am sure her biological
> clock is going 'tick, tick, tick.'

What are the odds this dude put it in the paper to piss off the ex-Mrs. Wakefield?

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Or perhaps her to piss off the ex-hubby?

Duh. She did it to piss off the ex Mrs Wakefield. Probably having to live in South Riding because of those alimony payments.

big dummies Wrote:
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> Duh. She did it to piss off the ex Mrs Wakefield.
> Probably having to live in South Riding because of
> those alimony payments.


Yep. I'm sure the ex-Mrs. Wakefield was ticked at reading this...on the front porch of her $2.5 million house in Great Falls.

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she looks 31
he looks 50
honeymoon for three weeks? overkill much

Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat" Wrote:
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> she looks 31
> he looks 50
> honeymoon for three weeks? overkill much


I would be majorly bored after the first week.

Maybe if the honeymoon had only been a week, he could have afforded someplace better than San Francisco and Napa for the one year anniversary. That, like "South Riding," is also kind of a letdown.

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what are you talkin' bout? south riding is the great falls of rt. 50. would you have it rather said bailey crossroads or rt. 1 mount vernon?

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> what are you talkin' bout? south riding is the
> great falls of rt. 50. would you have it rather
> said bailey crossroads or rt. 1 mount vernon?


South Riding is the South Riding of Rt. 50.

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> south riding is the great falls of rt. 50.


LOL! Its like saying Lorton is the Great Falls of RT. 1.

Blessed are the murderous.

inside the beltway is sh1t. lorton is sh1t. so is most of chantilly. sr on the otherhand is new and their estate homes are north of 800k. plus you have plenty of wineries nearby. do you live in a section 8 gated community?

inside the beltway = equity
weeeee

Dumfries is the Great Falls of Rt. 234.

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"Honey, you know...I've been thinking"
"Oh, honey, about what? What is on your mind?"
"Well, it might sound kind of silly. I am hesitant to even bring up the idea"
"Oh, cmon! What is it? You know you can tell me anything!"
"Well, here goes....hang with me,and follow along - okay?"
"Yes, sure! C'mon - tell me!
"Okay, well, you know those paid advertisments you can do in the Washington Post - ya know, the ones where you could announce a wedding,or something like that?"
"Yes, of course - what are you getting at?"
"Well we have our big one year anniversary coming up in August. This last year, has....geeez, well, it's been the best darn year of my life. Like I just want to go up there and shout it from the rooftops - I LOVE LISA FONTANA"
"Oh my gosh, Honey! Haha - that is so cute!"
"I'm glad you think so, dear. I am so happy. And also, the INCREDIBLE honeymoon, the new home in South Riding. I just that...well, we have a lot to share with the world.
"Interesting - so you are, ahem...looking to write some sort of announcement, and some way summarize our first year of marriage?"
"YES, honey! That is exactly what I had in mind. Are you in for this? Do you think it's weird??"
Well, no, I don't think so. I guess not. But, in the washington post? How much will that cost? Is this a normal thing to do?"
"I don't know, Honey. But I feel like....I feel like it's already done. Actually, it is already done, and it will be in this Sunday's paper."

You think they have one of those SR oval stickers on their car?

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> You think they have one of those SR oval stickers
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LOL!

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forget 234, that road and dumfries are ghetto. besides great falls, langley and mclean, what does fairfax have to offer? there's hardly any room for development of a multi acre estate home with a guest house and pool. fairfax county can give you all the single family houses you want on a 1/5 of an acre and all the while in close proximity to all the crap public schools (that is Stuart, South Lakes, Herndon, TC Williams caliber) and crime you can shake a stick at. theres hardly any crime in middleburg, ashburn, brambleton or s. riding. plus I have a lake in my backyard, something you have to go to a public park to enjoy. not me

And for their 10th anniversary the couple plans on taking a year-long trip to the planet Saturn.

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> plus I have a lake in my backyard, something you
> have to go to a public park to enjoy. not me

There are homes on so-called lakes in Barcroft, Kings Park, Reston, Vienna, McLean, etc. Sorry that you have been misinformed all this time. Enjoy your commute out there in stoplight alley.

reston? kingspark? those neighborhoods are musty as hell....who would live in a 1970s style home? none of those homes are new. i take loudoun co pkway, so I have zero traffic until I hit the toll rd just before you get to mclean. i never have to hit 50 unless it's on a weekend. there's also a stoplight alley on rt. 7 all the way to mclean, as most west to east highways go.

Nice catch for the old geezer.

Wonder if she's related to Brian "Sex Panther" Fantana?

A lot of those "lakes" in the new Loudoun neighborhoods are really storm water retention ponds.

really, all ponds are storm water retention ponds, even in fairfax. all of these bodies are prefilled with water first and have no internal source of flow other than rain. they even stock em full of fish

Are these assholes still married? LOL

krista kreme Wrote:
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> really, all ponds are storm water retention ponds,
> even in fairfax. all of these bodies are
> prefilled with water first and have no internal
> source of flow other than rain. they even stock
> em full of fish


Negative. Natural ponds in Clifton backyards that have water coming up through natural acquifers.

None of the public records searches showed her living at the home in SR. Guess it didn't work out. Shocking.