Dave Grohl is an RIP: Really Interesting Person.









Made you click.

Don't ever know who that is

Dick move

yeah....that was a dick move...eye concur

Hmmmm.

VIRUS IN THREAD DO NOT CLICK Wrote:
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> Don't ever know who that is


Your ESL teacher should be fired.

Oh no, rest in peace! I saw him in concert once. He sang some songs. Interacted with the audience, then sang more. He ended it all with a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozAmXo2bDE



Yes........................

Please fire his ESL teacher Wrote:
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> Your ESL teacher should be fired.

You stupid fucking bitch. It was a mother fucking auto texts. How's that for fucking english you worthless ass fucking piece of shi lonely ass cracker. Get ready to go to work. Slave all day. Pay taxes and wear a mask you mother fucking slave to the government.

ESL bitch? You white trash cunt Wrote:
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> > > Don't ever know who that is
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> >
> > Your ESL teacher should be fired.
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> You stupid fucking bitch. It was a mother fucking
> auto texts. How's that for fucking english you
> worthless ass fucking piece of shi lonely ass
> cracker. Get ready to go to work. Slave all day.
> Pay taxes and wear a mask you mother fucking slave
> to the government.

Your grammar teacher should be fired.

All FCPS Grammar teachers should be fired.

I will miss him and his songs. He was great as the drummer of Nirvana, and his time as the lead singer of the band Jew Fighters was great. RIP, I’ll see you on the other side.

He is in Rock and Roll heaven, playing in a band with Jimi Hendrix, Easy E, and Pol Pot.

I was waiting at a bus stop in very wet weather in Annandale, when someone in a nice car pulled up and asked if I needed a ride. He said his name was Gave Drohl. “Oh my God, did you say Dave Grohl?” I asked. “No, Gave Drohl” was the reply. He gave me a ride down Little River Turnpike, and was very nice, although he did try to finger my butthole a few times.

He’s a real asshole.

Curt Kobain Wrote:
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> I was waiting at a bus stop in very wet weather in
> Annandale, when someone in a nice car pulled up
> and asked if I needed a ride. He said his name was
> Gave Drohl. “Oh my God, did you say Dave
> Grohl?” I asked. “No, Gave Drohl” was the
> reply. He gave me a ride down Little River
> Turnpike, and was very nice, although he did try
> to finger my butthole a few times.


Don't quit your day job. Prick

I saw Dave Grohl at a grocery store in Falls Church yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I knew this one guy in the Annandale area a few years back who a lot of people thought looked a lot like Dave Grohl. Every so often he’d play along if someone asked if it was him, which usually happened about twice a week. I never really thought there was much of a resemblance myself, as Dave Grohl is neither black, nor confined to a wheelchair.

Dave Grohl's mom is such a sweet lady!

eye absolutely Love her....lol

Flying Lotus Wrote:
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> I saw Dave Grohl at a grocery store in Falls
> Church yesterday. I told him how cool it was to
> meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a
> douche and bother him and ask him for photos or
> anything.
> He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
> I was taken aback, and all I could say was
> “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going
> “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in
> front of my face. I walked away and continued with
> my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked
> off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I
> saw him trying to walk out the doors with like
> fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
> The girl at the counter was very nice about it and
> professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay
> for those first.” At first he kept pretending to
> be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned
> back around and brought them to the counter.
> When she took one of the bars and started scanning
> it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to
> scan them each individually “to prevent any
> electrical infetterence,” and then turned around
> and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a
> word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a
> bag and started to say the price, he kept
> interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


There is a book out there..."How to get your point accross in 20 words or less". You should read it.

wpny7 Wrote:
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> Flying Lotus Wrote:
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> > I saw Dave Grohl at a grocery store in Falls
> > Church yesterday. I told him how cool it was to
> > meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a
> > douche and bother him and ask him for photos or
> > anything.
> > He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
> > I was taken aback, and all I could say was
> > “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going
> > “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut
> in
> > front of my face. I walked away and continued
> with
> > my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I
> walked
> > off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I
> > saw him trying to walk out the doors with like
> > fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
> > The girl at the counter was very nice about it
> and
> > professional, and was like “Sir, you need to
> pay
> > for those first.” At first he kept pretending
> to
> > be tired and not hear her, but eventually
> turned
> > back around and brought them to the counter.
> > When she took one of the bars and started
> scanning
> > it multiple times, he stopped her and told her
> to
> > scan them each individually “to prevent any
> > electrical infetterence,” and then turned
> around
> > and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s
> a
> > word. After she scanned each bar and put them in
> a
> > bag and started to say the price, he kept
> > interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>
>
> There is a book out there..."How to get your point
> accross in 20 words or less". You should read it.

There is also a book called Mein Kampf. You should read it.

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That's not funny in 2020.

R.S. Wrote:
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> That's not funny in 2020.


Nothing is funny in 2020, because the liberals killed humor.

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Hj Wrote:
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> wpny7 Wrote:
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> > Flying Lotus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I saw Dave Grohl at a grocery store in Falls
> > > Church yesterday. I told him how cool it was
> to
> > > meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be
> a
> > > douche and bother him and ask him for photos
> or
> > > anything.
> > > He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
> > > I was taken aback, and all I could say was
> > > “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and
> going
> > > “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand
> shut
> > in
> > > front of my face. I walked away and continued
> > with
> > > my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I
> > walked
> > > off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front
> I
> > > saw him trying to walk out the doors with
> like
> > > fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without
> paying.
> > > The girl at the counter was very nice about
> it
> > and
> > > professional, and was like “Sir, you need
> to
> > pay
> > > for those first.” At first he kept
> pretending
> > to
> > > be tired and not hear her, but eventually
> > turned
> > > back around and brought them to the counter.
> > > When she took one of the bars and started
> > scanning
> > > it multiple times, he stopped her and told
> her
> > to
> > > scan them each individually “to prevent any
> > > electrical infetterence,” and then turned
> > around
> > > and winked at me. I don’t even think
> that’s
> > a
> > > word. After she scanned each bar and put them
> in
> > a
> > > bag and started to say the price, he kept
> > > interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
> >
> >
> > There is a book out there..."How to get your
> point
> > accross in 20 words or less". You should read
> it.
>
> There is also a book called Mein Kampf. You should
> read it.

I have read it prick. And I will school you on any topic you want to discuss. Bring it bitch.

p439k Wrote:
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> Hj Wrote:
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> > wpny7 Wrote:
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> > > Flying Lotus Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > I saw Dave Grohl at a grocery store in
> Falls
> > > > Church yesterday. I told him how cool it
> was
> > to
> > > > meet him in person, but I didn’t want to
> be
> > a
> > > > douche and bother him and ask him for
> photos
> > or
> > > > anything.
> > > > He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
> > > > I was taken aback, and all I could say was
> > > > “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and
> > going
> > > > “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand
> > shut
> > > in
> > > > front of my face. I walked away and
> continued
> > > with
> > > > my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I
> > > walked
> > > > off. When I came to pay for my stuff up
> front
> > I
> > > > saw him trying to walk out the doors with
> > like
> > > > fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without
> > paying.
> > > > The girl at the counter was very nice about
> > it
> > > and
> > > > professional, and was like “Sir, you need
> > to
> > > pay
> > > > for those first.” At first he kept
> > pretending
> > > to
> > > > be tired and not hear her, but eventually
> > > turned
> > > > back around and brought them to the
> counter.
> > > > When she took one of the bars and started
> > > scanning
> > > > it multiple times, he stopped her and told
> > her
> > > to
> > > > scan them each individually “to prevent
> any
> > > > electrical infetterence,” and then turned
> > > around
> > > > and winked at me. I don’t even think
> > that’s
> > > a
> > > > word. After she scanned each bar and put
> them
> > in
> > > a
> > > > bag and started to say the price, he kept
> > > > interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
> > >
> > >
> > > There is a book out there..."How to get your
> > point
> > > accross in 20 words or less". You should read
> > it.
> >
> > There is also a book called Mein Kampf. You
> should
> > read it.
>
> I have read it prick. And I will school you on any
> topic you want to discuss. Bring it bitch.

I don’t think I want to be schooled by someone whose grammar is as bad as yours.

I was staying at a hotel in Miami when I saw Dave Grohl in the lobby. It sounds kind of corny to ask for an autograph, but I didn’t know what else to do. As I was walking toward him, a violent spurt of diarrhea erupted with no warning. This was followed by severe stomach cramps and more liquid shit in my shorts and on the floor. An old lady slipped in it and broke three ribs. It was not the best Hanukkah I ever had.

George Huguely V Wrote:
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> I was staying at a hotel in Miami when I saw Dave
> Grohl in the lobby. It sounds kind of corny to ask
> for an autograph, but I didn’t know what else to
> do. As I was walking toward him, a violent spurt
> of diarrhea erupted with no warning. This was
> followed by severe stomach cramps and more liquid
> shit in my shorts and on the floor. An old lady
> slipped in it and broke three ribs. It was not the
> best Hanukkah I ever had.


Hate it when that happens. Wishing you a more pleasant Hanukkah this year.

His family and he came into the fast food restaurant I work in - don’t want to say which one LOL!!

I was starstruck, and I went to put my hand up to wave, but was so nervous I put it down into the deep fryer instead, and it was stuck there, burning away my flesh. I didn’t want to destroy my other hand by reaching in to take the first hand out, so I tried to lasso it out with my penis, which was also burnt severely.

So now I have a useless hand and a dick that looks like a Lincoln Log. I liked the song ‘In Bloom’ by Nirvana.

I have a viola autographed by Dave

I did her back in the day down in their parents basement when no one was home. Dave came in and caught us but he was stoned and thought he was hallucinating, then just started playing his drums. It was cool.

I don’t think that posts about hot diarrhea that burns as it exits are funny at all.

I was in Berlin at the same time the Foo Fighters were putting on a concert. I didn’t have tickets, but I got to the venue early to see what I could find. Well, the band’s bus pulled up to the auditorium, and it was at this point that I filled my shorts with smelly, sticky, diarrhea. I couldn’t get a cab home because it was so messy.