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Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: The Profiler1 ()
Date: July 20, 2014 06:17PM

How small does one's penis have to be to use that tag line?

I am going to take a stab at his profile:

Lives in mother's basement

Dad left home when he was small because he was such an embarrassment

Collects guns in order to hook up with other men in gun show men's room

Pays hookers to go out with him so his mother doesn't know he is gay

Mother already knows he is gay. Hopes to die soon because son is such a turd.

Secretly is attracted to little boys

Posts made up stories about gambling winnings when he really lost his ass

Uglier then Rush Limbaugh (If that is possible)

Extremely small penis

Is a janitor at an elementary school.

Is not very good at his job

IQ is 70s

Use the word Liptard and other made up words because he failed to graduate from High School.

Hates minorities because they get "all the good jobs"

Wants to open carry for the attention but his mother won't let him. He is unable to do it on his own because he isn't able to fasten the holster himself.

I bet I am at least 90% accurate

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: Put a lot of thought into this ()
Date: July 20, 2014 11:03PM

Nothing is more blatantly homosexual than you sitting around all day and night thinking about another man and then writing about him.

100% of what you posted was about you. Projection is a motherfucker!

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: Eli to a t ()
Date: July 20, 2014 11:46PM

Wrong, you are 100% accurate.

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: OPs Profile ()
Date: July 21, 2014 12:11AM

OP

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: July 21, 2014 02:05AM

The Profiler1 Wrote:
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> How small does one's penis have to be to use that
> tag line?
>
> I am going to take a stab at his profile:
>
> Lives in mother's basement
>
> Dad left home when he was small because he was
> such an embarrassment
>
> Collects guns in order to hook up with other men
> in gun show men's room
>
> Pays hookers to go out with him so his mother
> doesn't know he is gay
>
> Mother already knows he is gay. Hopes to die soon
> because son is such a turd.
>
> Secretly is attracted to little boys
>
> Posts made up stories about gambling winnings
> when he really lost his ass
>
> Uglier then Rush Limbaugh (If that is possible)
>
> Extremely small penis
>
> Is a janitor at an elementary school.
>
> Is not very good at his job
>
> IQ is 70s
>
> Use the word Liptard and other made up words
> because he failed to graduate from High School.
>
> Hates minorities because they get "all the good
> jobs"
>
> Wants to open carry for the attention but his
> mother won't let him. He is unable to do it on
> his own because he isn't able to fasten the
> holster himself.
>
> I bet I am at least 90% accurate


Agreed. If he were so tough and secure he would just say who he is.......he has all his rock throwers ready, so why be afraid?

Just another coward gun-nut

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: free box spring ()
Date: July 21, 2014 02:36AM

The Profiler1 Wrote:
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> How small does one's penis have to be to use that
> tag line?
>
> I am going to take a stab at his profile:
>
> Lives in mother's basement
>
> Dad left home when he was small because he was
> such an embarrassment
>
> Collects guns in order to hook up with other men
> in gun show men's room
>
> Pays hookers to go out with him so his mother
> doesn't know he is gay
>
> Mother already knows he is gay. Hopes to die soon
> because son is such a turd.
>
> Secretly is attracted to little boys
>
> Posts made up stories about gambling winnings
> when he really lost his ass
>
> Uglier then Rush Limbaugh (If that is possible)
>
> Extremely small penis
>
> Is a janitor at an elementary school.
>
> Is not very good at his job
>
> IQ is 70s
>
> Use the word Liptard and other made up words
> because he failed to graduate from High School.
>
> Hates minorities because they get "all the good
> jobs"
>
> Wants to open carry for the attention but his
> mother won't let him. He is unable to do it on
> his own because he isn't able to fasten the
> holster himself.
>
> I bet I am at least 90% accurate


I think you are pretty close but I don't think he is a janitor at an elementary school because you have to pass a serious background check to get that gig. I am thinking he is more likely to be a sales guy at Mattress discounters.

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: FFXU Auto-Profiler ()
Date: July 21, 2014 02:41AM

True The Vote ! Wrote:
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>
> Agreed. If he were so tough and secure he would
> just say who he is.......he has all his rock
> throwers ready, so why be afraid?
>
> Just another coward gun-nut


^ Profile completed.

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: 7DJbN7DJbN7DJbN ()
Date: July 21, 2014 03:12AM

Why is the OP such a homophobe?

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: Loser Watch ()
Date: July 21, 2014 03:56AM

^^^ What other type of person would be posting on Fairfax Underground at 6:17 pm on a Sunday with perfect weather outside?

(My excuse is I just got off work at 3 am and need some brainless task to wind down)

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: YK3GW ()
Date: July 21, 2014 05:21AM

Loser Watch Wrote:
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> ^^^ What other type of person would be posting on
> Fairfax Underground at 6:17 pm on a Sunday with
> perfect weather outside?
>
> (My excuse is I just got off work at 3 am and need
> some brainless task to wind down)


"Never run out of Ammo" should be changed to "Never run out of KY Jelly"

I'm not Homophobic, just hate closeted angry gay men who hate themselves and take it out on society.
Rush Limbaugh is a good example.

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: July 21, 2014 06:25AM

The Profiler1 Wrote:
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> How small does one's penis have to be to use that
> tag line?
>
> I am going to take a stab at his profile:

Yep, it would be pretty difficult to beat that tagline. One of the all-time classics. I'll add to your list:

- Overweight
- Balding
- Testosterone deficient

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: GI Joe ()
Date: July 21, 2014 07:09AM

"Never run out of ammo" makes good sense to me. Ever been in a firefight?

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: TagLines ()
Date: July 21, 2014 07:15AM

Not even close to being the stupidest. Here's one low on the list.

"You're one sandwich shy of a complete picnic"

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: mXK6W ()
Date: July 22, 2014 03:47PM

GI Joe Wrote:
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> "Never run out of ammo" makes good sense to me.
> Ever been in a firefight?


No and by your name, either have you. Maybe you should change it to GI-Blow

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: GI Joe ()
Date: July 22, 2014 03:55PM

mXK6W Wrote:
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> GI Joe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Never run out of ammo" makes good sense to me.
> > Ever been in a firefight?
>
>
> No and by your name, either have you. Maybe you
> should change it to GI-Blow

I'm a Nam vet and straight. You lose.

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Re: Is the tag line " Never run out of Ammo" the stupidest tag ever?
Posted by: Nam Man? ()
Date: July 22, 2014 04:14PM

GI Joe Wrote:
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> mXK6W Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GI Joe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "Never run out of ammo" makes good sense to
> me.
> > > Ever been in a firefight?
> >
> >
> > No and by your name, either have you. Maybe you
> > should change it to GI-Blow
>
> I'm a Nam vet and straight. You lose.


What year & which province of your TOD?

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