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In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: John M. ()
Date: September 01, 2019 08:57PM

Took a vacation with my wife and now we are stranded and are scared to death. I am in Nassau which isn't that bad yet but its coming. This might be last post on the Underground. If so I love you guys.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: John M. ()
Date: September 01, 2019 09:41PM

Hi, this is John M again.

I'm posting from 1200 feet in the air. Microburst just lifted me away.

I'm really moving now. Warp 7 , Captain!

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: lijhjhio ()
Date: September 01, 2019 11:24PM

John M. Wrote:
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> Took a vacation with my wife and now we are
> stranded and are scared to death. I am in Nassau
> which isn't that bad yet but its coming. This
> might be last post on the Underground. If so I
> love you guys.


You will be rememberd for being a dumbass who went to the Bahamas knowing a deadly hurricane was coming. Bye John. Stay in Fairfax next time.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Bahama Breeeeze ()
Date: September 02, 2019 06:54AM

These niggers w British accents running for their lives!
Bye niggahs!

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: John M. ()
Date: September 02, 2019 02:13PM

Glub Glub John again.

Still in Nassau...in my car... under water...love you guys in Fairfax...if I make it back, I wanna join that masrurbation group...

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Grammar Soviet ()
Date: September 02, 2019 03:57PM

John M. Wrote:
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> Took a vacation with my wife and now we are
> stranded and are scared to death. I am in Nassau
> which isn't that bad yet but its coming. This
> might be last post on the Underground. If so I
> love you guys.


It’s, not its.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: September 02, 2019 05:03PM

IT'S FUCKING GAY THAT YOU GO THRU LIFE POINTING OUT IDIOTIC GRAMMAR/PUNCTUATION ERRORS TO A CLASS OF MORONS.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: You Fucked .... ()
Date: September 02, 2019 05:19PM

John M. Wrote:
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> Took a vacation with my wife and now we are
> stranded and are scared to death. I am in Nassau
> which isn't that bad yet but its coming. This
> might be last post on the Underground. If so I
> love you guys.


Don't worry John, the Bahamas' government system is dominated by the Progressive Liberal Party. Very similar to the government ideology of Puerto Rico ….. OOooohhhhh shit, you're FUCKED!!!!!!!!

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Jshehe ()
Date: September 02, 2019 05:25PM

Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> IT'S FUCKING GAY THAT YOU GO THRU LIFE POINTING
> OUT IDIOTIC GRAMMAR/PUNCTUATION ERRORS TO A CLASS
> OF MORONS.


Through, not thru.





















You faggot.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: September 02, 2019 07:59PM

IT'S FUCKIN GAY THAT YOU GO THROUGH LIFE POINTIN OUT IDIOTIC GRAMMAR/PUNCTUATION ERRORS TO A CLASS OF MORONS.

^FIFY

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: John M. ()
Date: September 02, 2019 08:05PM

My wife and I are safe! We are in a local shelter. It is very crowded but safe.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: John M. ()
Date: September 02, 2019 08:18PM

Psst... Don't any of you guys tell my wife but I've been getting Abaco blow jobs from this Bahamas Mama ;)

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: NiggerDigger ()
Date: September 02, 2019 08:38PM

"Took a vacation with my wife and now we are stranded and are scared to death. I am in Nassau which isn't that bad yet but its coming. This might be last post on the Underground. If so I love you guys."


You must be fucking gay to post here thinking anyone would possibly give a fuck or would not call you a gay fucking faggot, and if you love us then you are uber fucking gay, queer and your wife is an ugly fucking she-boon nigger with hairy dick and balls.

Thanks for posting!

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Carnival Cruiser ()
Date: September 02, 2019 08:51PM

The Bahamas is such a shitty vacation spot, you're better off dead. I'd rather vacation in Culmore than Freeport or Nassau.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Well? ()
Date: September 02, 2019 08:58PM

John M. Wrote:
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> Took a vacation with my wife and now we are
> stranded and are scared to death. I am in Nassau
> which isn't that bad yet but its coming. This
> might be last post on the Underground. If so I
> love you guys.


I guess if you call VCU Nassau then Bahamian you are.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Culmore Cruiser ()
Date: September 02, 2019 09:04PM

I've holidayed in Culmore several times in the last several years.

If you chose to vacation there I'd like to recommend the WynnCulmore. The service is top notch.

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: John M. ()
Date: September 02, 2019 11:08PM

OMG I thought my wife and I would be safe in this local shelter. There are roving bands of Bahamian hoodlums
Going from room to room looking for drugs. They keep eyeing my wife. I may have to cuck out...

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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: Coontown ()
Date: September 02, 2019 11:24PM

John M. Wrote:
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> OMG I thought my wife and I would be safe in this
> local shelter. There are roving bands of Bahamian
> hoodlums
> Going from room to room looking for drugs. They
> keep eyeing my wife. I may have to cuck out...
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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: SOS8 ()
Date: September 02, 2019 11:54PM

We are here to help!
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Re: In Bahamas right now and scared
Posted by: johndoll ()
Date: November 07, 2020 12:57PM

I've been to the Bahamas 2 times, and both times I didn't like it. It was too expensive and unfortunately, there was not much entertainment for children. In my opinion, a vacation in the Maldives is much more exciting. The children always had something to do there and the food we were offered was at the highest level. We were very lucky with the hotel because we paid 2 times less than is usually paid in such 5-star hotels. If you are also looking for a place to relax now, you can visit https://en.cuponhotel.com/go-to/maldives/. There are many great offers for traveling to the Maldives.

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