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Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Concerned American ()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:29AM

I've noticed that at bars, restaurants, stores, and even on the street that women in the county have been acting very, very strangely. Have you noticed it too?

I know there have been alot of weird crimes lately, and I get that many women would be on edge, but this is different. They don't seem afraid, they seem to be the exact opposite. Almost like they were indifferent like robots.

Could they be robots in disguise? Like Fembots???
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Lube Boy ()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:41AM

I know what you mean. I go to the Jiffy Lube on the corner of Lawyers and Main. The women on the corner give me the hungry looks.

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: BelowMe ()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:58AM

They are robots
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: BelowMe ()
Date: July 17, 2012 10:59AM

For sure
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Dr. Franklin ()
Date: July 17, 2012 11:48AM

Dr. Franklin: [having seen Jaime in action] Yes, the girl is valuable, but my Fembots can do anything she can.
Baron Constantine: Not quite. As a human being, she can think for herself.
Dr. Franklin: Since when is thinking for herself an asset in a woman?
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Danny ()
Date: July 17, 2012 12:32PM

They smell more like fish in the summer.

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: #6 ()
Date: July 17, 2012 01:25PM

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Joe Barney ()
Date: July 17, 2012 01:46PM

Just remember--they are heavier than normal humans--remember when Oscar crushed that pencil by standing on it--that's how you can spot them

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: July 17, 2012 04:17PM

Lately? How about all of the fucking time? FFX women are so overrated and feel entitled as well.

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: #6 ()
Date: July 17, 2012 04:22PM

NRA 75 Wrote:
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> Lately? How about all of the fucking time? FFX
> women are so overrated and feel entitled as well.

Only to you flesh bag.
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 17, 2012 04:34PM

"Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master."

"Statement: If I require a similar diagnostic in the future, I shall seek out the Iridonian."

"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master."

"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

"Statement: Gonk is an inferior droid, but a droid nonetheless. I quite like him."
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Fembots have feelings too ()
Date: July 17, 2012 04:39PM


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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: WTF!?! ()
Date: July 19, 2012 08:08PM

thanks now i have terrible nightmares of those things.

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Flem ()
Date: July 19, 2012 08:10PM

Fairfax women are HAWT!
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: July 19, 2012 08:38PM

Oh I think I've just been horrified, which is a major accomplishment. Props Flem!

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Flem ()
Date: July 20, 2012 09:55AM

Back at ya!
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 20, 2012 10:19AM

gonna getcha
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: flem ()
Date: July 20, 2012 10:26AM

bring it on
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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: July 20, 2012 10:29AM

All hail Flem, props for the gross out again. I just love the armpit licking thing. That'll take care of any hard on, no need to think about baseball LOL

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: R5D4 ()
Date: August 02, 2012 03:25PM

Some procedure like this, is CLEARLY going on...


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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 02, 2012 04:01PM

R5D4 Wrote:
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> Some procedure like this, is CLEARLY going on...
>
>


Aw man, that part was scary when I was a kid

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Neil Ronald N. Pagar ()
Date: October 06, 2020 04:03AM

Excuse me, what movie is that from?

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Re: Has anyone noticed anything weird about the women in the county lately?
Posted by: Dr. Oz ()
Date: October 06, 2020 10:14PM

Neil Ronald N. Pagar Wrote:
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> Excuse me, what movie is that from?



How bored and socially disengaged must one be to search and discover a random post of marginal interest from 8 years ago?

May I suggest suicide?

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