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Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: September 19, 2020 05:12PM

I was at the Walmart today, standing in the long line to check out. I am next in line. I see a Hispanic lady with a couple of ankle biters at one of the stations. She walks away with her bag abruptly. A Hispanic clerk waddles over and does something to the machine, and they wave me over. It looks fine. I scan my things and pay. I notice when I get home that apparently I bought a bunch of baby formula. I wonder how that happened since I did not scan any or bring any home. I view this as a charity donation, but forewarned is forearmed. I will be more careful in the future.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Farthington Henceroth IV ()
Date: September 19, 2020 05:23PM

A truly sad day when our residents are so destitute as to be forced to procure goods from the "Wall Mart". My servants are not even permitted there on their personal days.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: tdge9 ()
Date: September 19, 2020 05:25PM

They didn't close the prior transaction and rang yours up behind it.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Pay the debt ()
Date: September 19, 2020 05:28PM

Considering that the price of baby formula is around 20 bucks a can, and you failed to notice the extra charge, it is payback for you being white.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Nope nope nope ()
Date: September 19, 2020 08:22PM

In the history of stuff that didn't happen, that didn't happen most of all, The Man.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: The Man ()
Date: September 19, 2020 09:29PM

Pay the debt Wrote:
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> Considering that the price of baby formula is
> around 20 bucks a can, and you failed to notice
> the extra charge, it is payback for you being
> white.

True dat.

I wasn't paying attention at all.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Sir Sam Snooty ()
Date: September 19, 2020 11:04PM

I have James bring round the Bentley when I go to Walmart. And I always bring my bodyguards, Bruno and Rolph.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: VILLA GUERILLAS ()
Date: September 20, 2020 12:30AM

The MS13 clique in the trailer park behind Fairfax Walmart appreciates your generous donation to their cocaine distribution enterprise. Formula cuts up nice and fluffy!

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: another issue ()
Date: September 20, 2020 07:31AM

WalMart also has lots of foreigners running the registers. I always miss my white privilege discount when I can't find a white clerk.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Bring back expo ()
Date: September 20, 2020 07:37AM

Out of allllll the shady places in Fairfax city(besides silverthornes house when his wife is out of town), it’s that big lots/Walmart parking lot area.

Poor and lots o niggers

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: The Woman... ()
Date: September 20, 2020 08:03AM

I shop at the Fairfax WalMart all the time.

1. WalMart is actually reasonable. Take your receipt to Customer Service and you should be able to negotiate a refund.
2. Sounds like the previous customer negotiated a five finger discount with the employee. Ask to speak to the manager when you go in to discuss your receipt.
3. I left a bag at the cashier once and went back to the store. They had the bag in Customer Service with a copy of my receipt, ready to match up. No problem.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: The Woman.... ()
Date: September 20, 2020 08:04AM

I am not into “donations”, BTW.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: The Woman.... ()
Date: September 20, 2020 08:04AM

I am not into “donations”, BTW.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Truth at large ()
Date: September 20, 2020 12:08PM

I always look for a white cashier otherwise I don't get my stuff free of charge due to white privilege. I mean everyone knows white people never have to pay for anything since we founded this great nation and have allowed non whites in to participate so its only right for whites to get a full discount.

Without white people inventing shit, founding great nations and such and then graciously sharing. Everyone else would be sitting in mud huts, eating insects and rubbing two sticks together for heat. You may not like it but I am not wrong.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Phil M ()
Date: September 20, 2020 02:51PM

Truth at large Wrote:
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> I always look for a white cashier otherwise I
> don't get my stuff free of charge due to white
> privilege. I mean everyone knows white people
> never have to pay for anything since we founded
> this great nation and have allowed non whites in
> to participate so its only right for whites to get
> a full discount.
>
> Without white people inventing shit, founding
> great nations and such and then graciously
> sharing. Everyone else would be sitting in mud
> huts, eating insects and rubbing two sticks
> together for heat. You may not like it but I am
> not wrong.


Indeed. It's always been questionable whether we should talk about the amazing amount of shit that the whiteys give each other all the time right under the noses of all these minorities, but it seems they have figured it out, so I guess it's ok to talk about it now here on FFU. We will always deny it publicly of course.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Attention Walmart Shoppers ()
Date: September 20, 2020 04:05PM

I’m the White customer service clerk From 8am-4Pm on M-F
While as a trusted supervisor I would never openly admit to defrauding Walmart
To any of my fair and well groomed customers seeking to dispensing with the formalities of waiting in line to scan and forfeit price for each individual item. Have you ever considered just walking out of the store? I certainly won’t stop you. if any of our fine constables get involved..(of course some things must be kept private) a simple Nod should suffice.

Now most of our security staff tend to be of lesser breading, and as such are only ever interested in items of a low moral Value. For such things simply bring it to customer service and claim the product was miss selected or is defective. I’ll hold on too it at the front and place it in the Donation bins for you to pick up at your convenience. (Remember if you lost your key holder status our local tow service has you covered for a nominal fee)

As for the skiing it is not as it was back in the day. The Mexicans pedal an inferior product but I due know of some hip boys out on chemical circle have you covered just mention that your cruising for some blow and what ever happened just make sure You tell them you “got it” these guys get ruffed up a lot especially the Petite blanche so whatever their methods just go with it. If your a black male I’m sure you’ll have no problems.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: closest one ()
Date: September 20, 2020 05:09PM

Walmart Grocery store is in point, too bad the Burke or Kingstowne one don't have a grocery store part

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: I love the Chesapeake Bay! ()
Date: September 20, 2020 05:36PM

Didn’t you wonder why tour Slim Jim and Mountain Dew cost $43? You lying piece of fucking shit.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: alan ()
Date: September 20, 2020 06:34PM


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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: alan ()
Date: September 20, 2020 06:35PM

We must spread the word of Ruby Cockburn's crimes against nature all across NOVA.

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: What have you made great? ()
Date: September 20, 2020 06:45PM

Truth at large Wrote:
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> I always look for a white cashier otherwise I
> don't get my stuff free of charge due to white
> privilege. I mean everyone knows white people
> never have to pay for anything since we founded
> this great nation and have allowed non whites in
> to participate so its only right for whites to get
> a full discount.
>
> Without white people inventing shit, founding
> great nations and such and then graciously
> sharing. Everyone else would be sitting in mud
> huts, eating insects and rubbing two sticks
> together for heat. You may not like it but I am
> not wrong.


Dear leader said America is not great
I guess our solders are serving for nothing

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Re: Watch out at the Fairfax Walmart
Posted by: Pan Dilla ()
Date: September 20, 2020 08:14PM

VILLA GUERILLAS Wrote:
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> The MS13 clique in the trailer park behind Fairfax
> Walmart appreciates your generous donation to
> their cocaine distribution enterprise. Formula
> cuts up nice and fluffy!

they only cut with formula for the new addicts. soft on the nose and extra weight but it doesnt rock up so the hardcore junkies get baking soda

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