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Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Catch u lackin ()
Date: July 18, 2020 08:11PM

Does Eddie still support gun free zones? The union boss was right - spineless political hack. My condolences to all the decent FCPD officers hamstrung by this kook!
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: McGruffers ()
Date: July 18, 2020 08:13PM

Not fit to guard a strip mall!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Herbert Kornfeld ()
Date: July 18, 2020 09:03PM

Funding was cut and they are no longer allowed to carry weapons since libtards are so afraid of guns.

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: He Forgot The Loaded Magazine ()
Date: July 18, 2020 10:25PM

So he may as well been on the rubber gun squad of those who cant be trusted with one

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: FOP goddamnit ()
Date: July 18, 2020 11:16PM

He paid a crackhead to stab up the place. He'll be out after five years in Central State and come home to a nice offshore account to buy more crack! Rumor has it Eddie hooked him up with shit from the evidence locker before the attack to! That's why Eddie didn't shoot, he owes the man for saving his career from the meanie weanie FOP rep.

Guns save lives

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Suspect identified ()
Date: July 18, 2020 11:21PM

It was Mahdi. Alley snackbar!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Sorosbot 2159 ()
Date: July 18, 2020 11:27PM

FOP goddamnit Wrote:
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> He paid a crackhead to stab up the place. He'll be
> out after five years in Central State and come
> home to a nice offshore account to buy more crack!
> Rumor has it Eddie hooked him up with shit from
> the evidence locker before the attack to! That's
> why Eddie didn't shoot, he owes the man for saving
> his career from the meanie weanie FOP rep.
>
> Guns save lives


With Soros, anything is possible! Descano needs a spineless chief. Canning Roessler would be a total waste of a $100k prosecutor!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: GSL ()
Date: July 19, 2020 12:24AM

Shame the odds are so low of him having an epiphany after this.. All gun grabbers go to hell!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Bobby ()
Date: July 19, 2020 03:15AM

This is the retardation that comes when you let criminals blame their actions on inanimate objects
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: not a coward, ()
Date: July 19, 2020 06:02AM

Catch u lackin Wrote:
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> Does Eddie still support gun free zones? The union
> boss was right - spineless political hack. My
> condolences to all the decent FCPD officers
> hamstrung by this kook!

No gun was needed in this case. Funny how true cowards always look to a gun to try and solve problems.

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: To scared to shoot ()
Date: July 19, 2020 08:17AM

not a coward, Wrote:
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> Catch u lackin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Eddie still support gun free zones? The
> union
> > boss was right - spineless political hack. My
> > condolences to all the decent FCPD officers
> > hamstrung by this kook!
>
> No gun was needed in this case. Funny how true
> cowards always look to a gun to try and solve
> problems.


He doesn't carry cause he's too much of a bitch to pull the trigger, even to save a life. If he had, Fairfax County would've had three fewer ambulance bills and as a taxpayer I'm pissed about that! Breach of custodial duty imo

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Deadman Wrestler ()
Date: July 19, 2020 09:15AM

The MSM desperately spinning to paint Eddie as a hero when really he's just a retard who forgot his gun. 5 days after the FOP edict?? Hmmmm

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Stephen Willeford ()
Date: July 19, 2020 09:17AM

I'm a friggin plumber. Won't catch me lackin!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Sorosbot 2159 ()
Date: July 19, 2020 01:29PM

Deadman Wrestler Wrote:
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> The MSM desperately spinning to paint Eddie as a
> hero when really he's just a retard who forgot his
> gun. 5 days after the FOP edict?? Hmmmm

He didn't forget it... He deliberately left it because he set it all up!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Maybe so ()
Date: July 19, 2020 04:42PM

Sorosbot 2159 Wrote:
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> Deadman Wrestler Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The MSM desperately spinning to paint Eddie as
> a
> > hero when really he's just a retard who forgot
> his
> > gun. 5 days after the FOP edict?? Hmmmm
>
> He didn't forget it... He deliberately left it
> because he set it all up!

But he's still a retard!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Whodunit ()
Date: July 19, 2020 06:54PM

Suspect identified as Chance Harrison, an "attendee"..

Unless the chief was in uniform, the assault onan officer charge indicates the assailant knew Eddie! Wonder what the odds are ol Chance had even observed Roessler's inexplicable habit of Lackin, emboldening Mr Harrison. I thought cops were exempt from the fish-in-a-barrel laws??
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Race-ter-baiter ()
Date: July 19, 2020 07:01PM

Refreshing
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: RT1er ()
Date: July 19, 2020 08:04PM

Wonder how the Chief knew to be at the church when this was going to take place? Hey Chief, RT1 has has shootings and stabbings numerous times in the last two weeks. when will you be down this way to take care of this problem? Are you waiting for the Richmond Hwy Embark project to fix that for you?

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Everbeenstabbed ()
Date: July 19, 2020 10:32PM

not a coward, Wrote:
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> Catch u lackin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Eddie still support gun free zones? The
> union
> > boss was right - spineless political hack. My
> > condolences to all the decent FCPD officers
> > hamstrung by this kook!
>
> No gun was needed in this case. Funny how true
> cowards always look to a gun to try and solve
> problems.

No gun needed? Ok pal you know what you can go wrestle with a fucking Kodiak bear but I'm pumping lead. Youre speaking from a position of privilege unless you wanna post some pics of your knife scars?

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Taxpayer ()
Date: July 19, 2020 10:41PM

Four ambulances vs 1 coroner's van.. Not to mention we have to prosecute and then house the bastard for decades. Judging by the turtle suit we'll also be picking up the tab for a cornucopia of pills for him to abuse in there.

I say Ed "catch-me-lackin" Roessler should pick up the tab for all of it! Clear breach of custodial duty.

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Who Says that Chief had no gun ()
Date: July 19, 2020 11:43PM

Who Says that Chief had no gun on him?

A knife is usually a close-in weapon. The stabber had closed in on the pastor before the stabbing. There were likely two people close together struggling, pastor trying to defend and stabber trying to stab.

A good samaritan jumped into the fight on the pastor's side. Unclear if samaritan did that before the chief acted, after chief acted, or at the same time.

Point is that shooting the stabber without accidentally hitting the pastor or the samaritan is not that easy if 2 or 3 people are struggling closely together. You may just not have a clean shot.

It's not like shooting a paper target with a backstop or like plinking a can on the ground in a deserted area.

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: vile thuggery ()
Date: July 20, 2020 07:42AM

He was charged with "felony assault on a police officer".

Why? Shouldn't the cop be charged for assaulting him. Totally hateful and racist for the cop to beat him down and handcuff him like that.

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: 21ft rule ()
Date: July 20, 2020 10:15AM

Who Says that Chief had no gun Wrote:
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> Who Says that Chief had no gun on him?
>
> A knife is usually a close-in weapon. The stabber
> had closed in on the pastor before the stabbing.
> There were likely two people close together
> struggling, pastor trying to defend and stabber
> trying to stab.
>
> A good samaritan jumped into the fight on the
> pastor's side. Unclear if samaritan did that
> before the chief acted, after chief acted, or at
> the same time.
>
> Point is that shooting the stabber without
> accidentally hitting the pastor or the samaritan
> is not that easy if 2 or 3 people are struggling
> closely together. You may just not have a clean
> shot.
>
> It's not like shooting a paper target with a
> backstop or like plinking a can on the ground in a
> deserted area.

The chief was lackin and the taxpayers are picking up the tab. Your hypotheticals are rather semantic. We all learned the 21 foot rule. The way the perp pulled up to the front he was storming in loudly not on tiptoes. He attacked the pastor first giving ed plenty of time to draw. Then shout "Halt! Achtung du schwein!" or some such command to draw the knifeman's attention away. Then double tap to the navel! Roessler is just a bitch pure and simple
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Rouser ()
Date: July 20, 2020 10:21AM

21ft rule Wrote:
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> Who Says that Chief had no gun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who Says that Chief had no gun on him?
> >
> > A knife is usually a close-in weapon. The
> stabber
> > had closed in on the pastor before the stabbing.
>
> > There were likely two people close together
> > struggling, pastor trying to defend and stabber
> > trying to stab.
> >
> > A good samaritan jumped into the fight on the
> > pastor's side. Unclear if samaritan did that
> > before the chief acted, after chief acted, or
> at
> > the same time.
> >
> > Point is that shooting the stabber without
> > accidentally hitting the pastor or the
> samaritan
> > is not that easy if 2 or 3 people are
> struggling
> > closely together. You may just not have a clean
> > shot.
> >
> > It's not like shooting a paper target with a
> > backstop or like plinking a can on the ground in
> a
> > deserted area.
>
> The chief was lackin and the taxpayers are picking
> up the tab. Your hypotheticals are rather
> semantic. We all learned the 21 foot rule. The way
> the perp pulled up to the front he was storming in
> loudly not on tiptoes. He attacked the pastor
> first giving ed plenty of time to draw. Then shout
> "Achtung! Halt du schweinhund!" or some such commands

> to draw the knifeman's attention away. Then double
> tap to the navel! Roessler is just a bitch pure
> and simple

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Excuses Excuses ()
Date: July 20, 2020 10:28AM

Who Says that Chief had no gun Wrote:
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> Who Says that Chief had no gun on him?
>
> A knife is usually a close-in weapon. The stabber
> had closed in on the pastor before the stabbing.
> There were likely two people close together
> struggling, pastor trying to defend and stabber
> trying to stab.
>
> A good samaritan jumped into the fight on the
> pastor's side. Unclear if samaritan did that
> before the chief acted, after chief acted, or at
> the same time.
>
> Point is that shooting the stabber without
> accidentally hitting the pastor or the samaritan
> is not that easy if 2 or 3 people are struggling
> closely together. You may just not have a clean
> shot.
>
> It's not like shooting a paper target with a
> backstop or like plinking a can on the ground in a
> deserted area.

If ol Roess-ey was physically wrestling the guy he could have just as easily fired point blank into that fevered skull. No one said he had to pull an Annie Oakley from across the room.. We're just sick of paying to house truly deranged animals who would've been hung at dawn 150 years ago

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Top Shot ()
Date: July 20, 2020 02:55PM

Who Says that Chief had no gun Wrote:
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>
>
> A knife is usually a close-in weapon.


Or not...

https://youtu.be/q4SWYSzA1eE

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Bumpkin ()
Date: July 20, 2020 07:20PM

Lackin

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Deadman Wrestler ()
Date: July 20, 2020 08:42PM

Mental retardation
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Pwn intended ()
Date: July 20, 2020 09:19PM

I guess you could say Chief Roessler was a' cracka' lackin!

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Cuckism ()
Date: July 21, 2020 01:11PM

Incoming globalist tyranny!
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Posted by: Challenger ()
Date: July 21, 2020 11:21PM

Future
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: The UK is a prison colony now ()
Date: July 21, 2020 11:36PM

Pog mo thoin
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Ran out of popcorn ()
Date: July 22, 2020 12:08AM

Watching UK knife crime videos on YouTube. Interviewing a CCTV operator (yes they sit there and pan around public areas from a cubicle) "traumatized" watching a stabbing on live feed. Powerless. The unarmed cops were 10 minutes away. "Firearms officers" 30 natch. If you can't keep inmates from shanking each other...

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Crikey mate ()
Date: July 22, 2020 01:40AM

Bloody hell harry
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: Retardation ()
Date: July 24, 2020 12:05PM

Does chief Roessler support knife control now?
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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: retardnation ()
Date: July 28, 2020 08:06PM

According to a 2007 study conducted by UC Berkeley and Tulane University researchers, each new youth sentenced to LWOP would cost the state at least $2 to $2.5 million



A few rounds of .40 ACP for those clunky Sig p226/229s is what? a dollar or so? I dont shoot .40. I'm not a twink! Throw in the autopsy (if truly necessary), pine box and pauper's grave (if not covered by criminal decedent/family) and you're talking maybe a few grand if the bureaucracy takes its cut..



I say chief Ed "catch-u-lackin" Roessler should be held liable for the other $2.49 MILLION in tax dollars they are going to waste housing this nut. Take it from Ed's paycheck/pension!

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Posted by: Yets ford. ()
Date: July 28, 2020 08:44PM

not a coward, Wrote:
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> Catch u lackin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Eddie still support gun free zones? The
> union
> > boss was right - spineless political hack. My
> > condolences to all the decent FCPD officers
> > hamstrung by this kook!
>
> No gun was needed in this case. Funny how true
> cowards always look to a gun to try and solve
> problems.

Yes.

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Re: Chief Roessler stabbed by maniac.. WTF kind of lame excuse for a lawman doesn't carry 24/7??
Posted by: davs ferd rad ()
Date: July 28, 2020 09:23PM

Yets ford. Wrote:
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> not a coward, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Catch u lackin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Does Eddie still support gun free zones? The
> > union
> > > boss was right - spineless political hack. My
> > > condolences to all the decent FCPD officers
> > > hamstrung by this kook!
> >
> > No gun was needed in this case. Funny how true
> > cowards always look to a gun to try and solve
> > problems.
>
> Yes.

yes what? the retard still supports gun free zones? or yes, three critically stabbed is an acceptable price to stop a maniac? so confusing. so stupid..

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Posted by: Sounds like ()
Date: July 29, 2020 02:01AM

retardnation Wrote:
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> According to a 2007 study conducted by UC Berkeley
> and Tulane University researchers, each new youth
> sentenced to LWOP would cost the state at least $2
> to $2.5 million
>
>
>
> A few rounds of .40 ACP for those clunky Sig
> p226/229s is what? a dollar or so? I dont shoot
> .40. I'm not a twink! Throw in the autopsy (if
> truly necessary), pine box and pauper's grave (if
> not covered by criminal decedent/family) and
> you're talking maybe a few grand if the
> bureaucracy takes its cut..
>
>
>
> I say chief Ed "catch-u-lackin" Roessler should be
> held liable for the other $2.49 MILLION in tax
> dollars they are going to waste housing this nut.
> Take it from Ed's paycheck/pension!

Clear breach of custodial duty! The pastor at GCC should be suing chief numb nuts for lackin!

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