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My GF once said she didn't feel well enough for it after eating some warm cole slaw from Arthur Treacher's. I didn't believe her, of course. I think it was an excuse.
After a few dabs I turn asexual sometimes and would rather play video games than fuck my gf. When she ask to fuck I tell her to start sucking to get me hard and she usually leaves me alone after
It's that time of the month--even thought I made it clear from the beginning I eat period pussy.
I'm worried about my sick cat-I got rid of her fast. I hate cats, anyhow, and if her cat was more important than my penis pleasure, I wasn't interested anyhow.
I broke a nail.
I broke a heel-You don't wear high heels to bed, you dumb broad.
I have to get up early tomorrow (It's 2 PM)
We need to talk-(No, you dumb bitch, we need to fuck. We can talk later. Since when we "talk" you flap your gums and I can't get a word in edgewise, you can talk after I've had my way with you and I'm falling asleep.
I have to make this for the office party.
Oh look! There's the phone!-and she wonders to this day why I ghosted her.
I think we should see other people-BUH-bye!
My socks have a hole in them-You don't wear socks to have sex.
There's this movie I want to see on TV-OK honey, you watch your movie, I just hope this hotel where I'm meeting my side piece doesn't have cameras connected to the internet, since you're an IT person.
I cut my finger-so put a Band-Aid on it and get your clothes off.
Wiz: a week of nagging followed by another week of bullying, followed by a week of verbal abuse followed by a week of ultimatims, followed by a week of silence.
It does not matter how good or lame the excuse is. What matters is now often they are used. If you have a healthy sex life then "There's this infomercial I want to watch" should be adequate. If your sex life is nonexistent then "I had chemo today and feel nauseous" won't cut it.