Before the stupid pandemic hit. I had a massive crush on this barista at the Fairfax Starbucks. Beautiful smile, friendly face, awesome tits and overall, a great body! I couldn’t muster enough courage to ask her out but we always talked whenever i stopped by. I do think she might like me as well.

But then March happened and everything shit down. Lost contact with her. Even after we entered Phase I and Phase Ii, I never saw her again. BUT YESTERDAY, I was thrilled because she was back!!!! I miss her beautiful smile because she has to wear a mask but her titties still do a number on me!

Need advice on how do I ask her out? Show her my genuine interest. Don’t want another virus shitshow to blow my chances.

Ask her to suck your cock during her break at work. If she says yes then you know you have a winner!

In my day guys were suckers for strippers. All the fluoride has fucked these kids up.

Being so scary cool that you think SBUX is a reasonable abbreviation for Starbucks is a good start, he will immediately recognize you as a giant douche.

If you aren't man enough to ask her out then you probably aren't man enough to fuck her right.

Better for her that she is gone.

Jerk off - Your only option Wrote:
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> If you aren't man enough to ask her out then you
> probably aren't man enough to fuck her right.
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> Better for her that she is gone.


You are clearly a homosexual with transsexual tendencies.

You are not qualified to give advice in this matter.



Take her to Peet'a for a latte and see what happens.

SBUX does not have baristas, you have a custodian that holds the shares like Fidelity or T.D Ameritrade. I don't think you can take a brokerage out on a date.

Which Starbucks are you referring too? I think I may know her.... Is it the LRT in Fairfax City? She have dyed purple hair?

Dude! That's her! I wanna fuck her so bad!!
Can you hook me up? That purple hair does it for me!!

Dare her to show you she can satisfy you better then your wet sock can

Your a leftist Democrat so forget it , the wet sock is all you get and more then you can handle Soy Boy

Proof ? Just posting the question here libtard

Step 1: Discretely take photos of her with your phone
Step 2: Post them on this forum
Step 3: Make some large print of her photos and tack them on your walls
Step 4: Wait outside until her shift ends and follow her home
Step 5: Post her street address here
Step 6: Stalk her windows at night and see if you can get additional shots
Step 7: Go to Step 2
Step 8: Wait for further instructions from us.

Just man up and ask her out. If you flop, you don't gotta go back there, just slink outta there all red face & don't go back.

Just remark about how happy you are she's back, then ask her out. If you succeed, you win. If you wind up happy, think of what youdda missed by wussing out.

I have this nephew who loves Booger King. I don't like it all that much, but he does, so I took him there all the time. There was this new lady on the counter, turned out she was from Senegal. She was having a hard time taking the customer's orders. It got to be our turn and she had a hard time with what my nephew wanted. I recognized her accent as Francophone. Maman is from Montréal & she spoke mostly French to me as a child, so I started to speak French. She had a hard time with my Québec French, but she had it easier with that than English.

After that, every time nephew wanted to go there, she used to see us and tell us to get in her line. One day, I just asked her out. Surprise! She said "yes". We had some good dates and she wanted to get serious. I asked her about her being Muslim and me being Catholic. She told me it really didn't matter in Africa if you were from south of the Sahara. The first time she took me to her bed, I tried to tell her about some habits of Americans, especially white ones she might find strange. She put a finger to my lips and told me she'd heard about it and don't hold back. Most fantastic sex I ever had. After an all night marathon, sleeping till the next afternoon then a three plunge wake-up sex, she asked me when I wanted to get married. It struck me as kinda strange, but, I went along with it. We've ben married 2 years now. I couldn't be happier.

Her family thinks my Montréal French is pretty funny because they say they know about it, but don't hear if often in Africa.

We need pics.

OP, here’s my advice. Just keep masturbating to her every night like you’ve been doing. She talks to you when you’re there because she has to. But trust me, gabby men who stand there blathering and drooling are the last thing an attractive woman behind a counter wants. She probably laughs at you with her co-workers when you leave and they take turns guessing how flaccid your penis is. Besides real men don’t drink lattes

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Hey!

OP here. Asked her out last week and even went on a date with her this past weekend. Had a ball of a time. We are going out again this Friday. Hoping to get to at least first base!!

Which one do you have a crush on:

A:


B:


C:



I'm betting it's "C".

What hap to b?

She B shy. The source probably blocked the link.

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> What hap to b?


A looks like a skank and C is actually a faggot. Hence there is no need to look at B.

Just had another fantastic date with her today. We got to second base, and I'm hoping to go all the way next time.
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Go ahead and register as a sex offender now and beat the rush.

Max Greiter Wrote:
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> Hey!
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> OP here. Asked her out last week and even went on
> a date with her this past weekend. Had a ball of a
> time. We are going out again this Friday. Hoping
> to get to at least first base!!

Do you have a picture of this skank? Otherwise it didn’t happen and you’re full of shit

Write your number on a piece of paper and give it to her. Tell her you'd like to take her out sometime and get to know her better. Walk away after that and see what happens. If she isn't interested, no harm no foul and she doesn't have to accept. Women like when you put the ball in their court.

Go home, and rub one out.
Then get back to your shitty federal job.

I tried to abduct a barista once. When I cinched the zip ties she said "tighter daddy" and moaned. I threw her out of the van so quick that bitch bounced on the asphalt twice. Then she started running after me mumbling incoherently about babies which was terrifying so I gassed it. What the actual fuck millennials??

Next week, OP's barista will bring him on the Jerry Springer show to tell him they were born a man.

FFXU On Line Internet Troll Wrote:
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> Next week, OP's barista will bring him on the
> Jerry Springer show to tell him they were born a
> man.


OP would probably like that.

BTK guy Wrote:
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> I tried to abduct a barista once. When I cinched
> the zip ties she said "tighter daddy" and moaned.
> I threw her out of the van so quick that bitch
> bounced on the asphalt twice. Then she started
> running after me mumbling incoherently about
> babies which was terrifying so I gassed it. What
> the actual fuck millennials??


Bounced twice?

One of the funniest posts ever!
Good one!

WT actual F millennials!

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> Bounced twice?
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> One of the funniest posts ever!
> Good one!
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> WT actual F millennials!


Yeah twice. what of it? It was those stupid rubber pants that did the bouncing.. Yogurt pants or whatever.. frickin millennials what'll they think up next?