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Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Join Faifax County! ()
Date: February 03, 2020 07:15PM

The fee to join Fairfax County: $100,000 (lifetime)

For your membership fee, you will receive ALL county services free of charge. Furthermore, you will receive priority over non-members for each county service. In addition, you will pay NO county TAXES as a Fairfax County member.

Non-members of Fairfax County will continue to pay taxes and fees for all county services at a new, slightly higher non-member rate.

Welcome to Fairfax, the Membership County

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: xuvtk ()
Date: February 04, 2020 02:28PM

Anyone wanting membership must be a qualified illegal immigrant.

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Kinda like costco ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:15PM

That's clever. $100K might not cover county expenses, but I guess they could make up for it by taxing the nonmembers.

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Its a deal ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:41PM

I would join in a second.

Its about 12 years of real estate taxes. If I live here 30 more years It would make sense.

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Lots of Services ()
Date: February 04, 2020 06:54PM

Rec center,
Trash collection,
Parks,
Paving,
Snow removal?,
Libraries,
Recycling,
Fire services,
Police services,
Health services,
Sheriff's department,
County bureaucracy,
Nonmember tax collection...

What else?

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: no way! ()
Date: February 04, 2020 10:19PM

I would never join. I like paying taxes. They're tax deductible.

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Count me in ()
Date: February 05, 2020 06:32AM

Dept of Panhandling Affairs

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Great Idea! ()
Date: February 05, 2020 08:28PM

Perhaps I'll present this to the county supervisors.

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Love the idea ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:02PM

Get it on the ballot!

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Bruin hill ()
Date: February 14, 2020 08:53PM

The future of unfairfux cunty -

F - foreigners
L - liberals
O - old
P - People

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Darwin67 ()
Date: February 15, 2020 04:30AM

The SCUM of this County are the retired teachers who teach these immigrants English at the local library. They should be shipped to Somalia or Minnesota.

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Re: Fairfax County: The Membership County
Posted by: Indian nation ()
Date: February 15, 2020 06:21AM

Darwin67 Wrote:
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> The SCUM of this County are the retired teachers
> who teach these immigrants English at the local
> library. They should be shipped to Somalia or
> Minnesota.

Yeah because educating people is never a good idea in the mind of a coward like you.

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