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Working for fedgov - possible to do nothing?
Posted by:
Horton J. Picker
()
Date: January 28, 2020 05:33PM
Can you really do basically nothing while you're working for the federal govt? What are some things you can do to screen a job and make sure it's not one of the handful where you need to do real work? I am very interested in doing as little as possible at my job so a fed gov job appeals to me.
Re: Working for fedgov - possible to do nothing?
Posted by:
Trump Twitter Feed
()
Date: January 28, 2020 05:42PM
Fucking President does nothing but Tweet all day. Lazy Fed culture comes from the top.
Re: Working for fedgov - possible to do nothing?
Posted by:
Fedddd
()
Date: January 28, 2020 06:11PM
Horton J. Picker Wrote:
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> Can you really do basically nothing while you're
> working for the federal govt? What are some
> things you can do to screen a job and make sure
> it's not one of the handful where you need to do
> real work? I am very interested in doing as
> little as possible at my job so a fed gov job
> appeals to me.
Be a veteran (with or without a disability) and get an online degree from a fake university like Phoenix, DeVry, or Liberty. Unless it's a position that requires a specific law or medical degree, you will have no problem jumping ahead of dozens of more qualified applicants and getting hired!
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> Can you really do basically nothing while you're
> working for the federal govt? What are some
> things you can do to screen a job and make sure
> it's not one of the handful where you need to do
> real work? I am very interested in doing as
> little as possible at my job so a fed gov job
> appeals to me.
Be a veteran (with or without a disability) and get an online degree from a fake university like Phoenix, DeVry, or Liberty. Unless it's a position that requires a specific law or medical degree, you will have no problem jumping ahead of dozens of more qualified applicants and getting hired!
Re: Working for fedgov - possible to do nothing?
Posted by:
_Tarlton_
()
Date: January 28, 2020 08:26PM
Fedddd Wrote:
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> Horton J. Picker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you really do basically nothing while
> you're
> > working for the federal govt? What are some
> > things you can do to screen a job and make sure
> > it's not one of the handful where you need to
> do
> > real work? I am very interested in doing as
> > little as possible at my job so a fed gov job
> > appeals to me.
>
>
> Be a veteran (with or without a disability) and
> get an online degree from a fake university like
> Phoenix, DeVry, or Liberty. Unless it's a position
> that requires a specific law or medical degree,
> you will have no problem jumping ahead of dozens
> of more qualified applicants and getting hired!
~ This
As a vet myself I can confirm that you will get your pick of fed jobs and will barely have to raise a finger. Some agencies and departments will be more lax than others. The cushiest are with HUD, GSA and DHS. I know plenty of govies who while away most of their day’s writing novels, working on their side businesses or watching porn all on the tax payer’s dime. The catch is you have to know people. It’s always good to network with people already in the ivory tower as much as possible.
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> Horton J. Picker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you really do basically nothing while
> you're
> > working for the federal govt? What are some
> > things you can do to screen a job and make sure
> > it's not one of the handful where you need to
> do
> > real work? I am very interested in doing as
> > little as possible at my job so a fed gov job
> > appeals to me.
>
>
> Be a veteran (with or without a disability) and
> get an online degree from a fake university like
> Phoenix, DeVry, or Liberty. Unless it's a position
> that requires a specific law or medical degree,
> you will have no problem jumping ahead of dozens
> of more qualified applicants and getting hired!
~ This
As a vet myself I can confirm that you will get your pick of fed jobs and will barely have to raise a finger. Some agencies and departments will be more lax than others. The cushiest are with HUD, GSA and DHS. I know plenty of govies who while away most of their day’s writing novels, working on their side businesses or watching porn all on the tax payer’s dime. The catch is you have to know people. It’s always good to network with people already in the ivory tower as much as possible.