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Why are the residents of Ashburn so much uglier then the Tysons area?
Posted by: Double Bagger ()
Date: June 26, 2014 07:39AM

Geez..Double Bag requirement.

Is it genetics? Inbreeding? Is there something wrong with the water in Loudoun county?

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Re: Why are the residents of Ashburn so much uglier then the Tysons area?
Posted by: bNGxF ()
Date: June 26, 2014 07:53AM

Double Bagger Wrote:
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> Geez..Double Bag requirement.
>
> Is it genetics? Inbreeding? Is there something
> wrong with the water in Loudoun county?

It's actually known as the "Curse of Northern VA". When a woman is happy out here, no matter how skinny they are or beautiful, they become very fat and very ugly. Their husbands or boyfriends usually follow shortly afterwards.

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Re: Why are the residents of Ashburn so much uglier then the Tysons area?
Posted by: 4wCPy ()
Date: June 26, 2014 07:54AM

So it's like how young hispanic girls are hot but once they hit 22-23 and/or have a kid they suddenly gain 100 pounds? From mamacita to big mama since they're comfy and don't have to work hard anymore? Like that?

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Re: Why are the residents of Ashburn so much uglier then the Tysons area?
Posted by: I've Noticed ()
Date: June 26, 2014 08:00AM

Farm women are never all that pretty. Something about the boondocks makes all the cute country girls move to Tysons.

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