The Kiwis turned in an estimated 1/4 of their "assault weapons". I would be surprised if Virginians surrender/register 1/10 of ours. I sure as hell won't beg grandpa coonman to let me keep my own shit. Mine!
PS: since Coonman was an army doc, he knows full well that the most dangerous weapons in existence are biological agents I believe it is fitting that he be assassinated with a virulent disease of some sort. Just as McVeigh avenged the crimes of gun theiving tyrants after Waco, I intend to launch the first biological attack in Virginia History in retaliation for ANY further infringements of the right to bear arms that they may force down our throats. Heed this, Coonman! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
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