This is kinda embarrassing but since it’s an anonymous forum here I go:

I recently moved back in the area and have been hanging out with my dream girl from high school (west springfield spartan). She is recently divorced with 3 kids, from 2 baby daddies. Well after several dates we final do it. Unfortunately there is a big problem: apparently I am much smaller than her previous partners and I am unable to satisfy her. I am looking into options and the most economic one appears to be a penis pump. I have also looked into a penile implant but frankly I don’t have the money and not sure it’s worth taking a loan out for the surgery.

Has anyone had success with a penis pump? I’m ashamed to say this but I have been told point blank that if I don’t get bigger she will break up with me unless I allow her to have sex as often as she wants with men who are more well endowed. Personally I think the latter is bs but I want to give it the old high school try!


Please don’t make fun of me. The situation sucks but this forum often has great advice and I’m sure I’m not the only one with this issue.

Merry Xmas.

Eesh, is that you?

You don't mention you can't get it up, so I'm guessing that's not a prob. The implant is for guys who can't get it up or can get it up, but can't keep it up. The implant won't help you. From your words, your prob. is you're hung like a mouse.

The pump is a rip off. It doesn't do anything.

I'm in a similar boat like you, but, I'm not as bad off. I'm small, but I do have more than a mouse. I had 1 or 2 GFs this was an issue for. One of them broke up fast w/me. The other 1 hung around, b\c I'm a nice guy. Still, I could tell she wasn't happy about the size thing. My superior oral skills just didn't make much nver mind to her. She was a size queen. I caught her trying to cheat, but nipped it in the bud. I told her if size is that much an issue, go get what you want, buy, you can't stay here. She said she wanted to stay, and, she was good for a while, but, again I caught her trying. This time, I packed her suitcases, put her and them in the car & drove her to this guy's house. I told him he could have her, but he had to keep her. He took her, but he beat her and cheated on her. She got what she deserved. She begged me to take her back, but, once a cheater always one,

Meanwhile, I considered a couple of things. One thing I remembered from college days was a skinny broad telling me she want after chubby guys with small fingers. When I asked he why, she said it was 2 reasons:

1. They were glad to have anybody, so they'd treat her right.
2. They usually had smaller penises so it was a good fit. Yeah, she knew all about the vag. canal stretching and all that, but, she said she'd tried 1 or 2 pussy splitters and diodn't want any more.

She had a BF at the time, so nothing happened between me and her.

So I looked up this skinny broad, we had a few talks and she hinted she was open to something. I told her about me being small, and, she said the same thing as the broad in coll. It was a great thing. We bbroke up over something else, but, I set my sights on another skinny broad and got some results. I'm still with her.


If you're going to wait for this super model or A list actress quality broad, you might get lucky but the usual is you're going to wait a while, if you ever get anything. If you understand you're just interested in getting some, you get a lot farther. Skinny broads have nice, tight pussies, anyhow.

If you like drinking from the Red River, which I do, they flow heavy, too. The 1 prob. is when some of them get preg. It's usually a difficult time for them, but you just learn to deal with it, I guess. Black broads in general are more easier to bring off w/your tongue, at least if you're white. They say black guys just don't know how to do it. Once you've licked 'em off a couple of times, even a smaller penis will bring them off, too. If you don't mind black chicks, skinny black chix are another option. I had 1 skinny black GF who told me she went after me b\c she picked chubby white guys, especially w/fat fingers, b/c they usually had smaller penises. She said the same thing about knowing about stretching the vag. but she still didn't like the pussy splitters.

So, open your vistas. The 1 I got now wears me out. When she's thru w/me after 1 night, it's a wonder my poor balls can make enough spunk for tomorrow night. I swear she drains yesterday's, today's & tomorrow's out of me each time we do it. She likes to screw almost every day.

BNKYX Wrote:
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> You don't mention you can't get it up, so I'm
> guessing that's not a prob. The implant is for
> guys who can't get it up or can get it up, but
> can't keep it up. The implant won't help you.
> From your words, your prob. is you're hung like a
> mouse.
>
> The pump is a rip off. It doesn't do anything.
>
> I'm in a similar boat like you, but, I'm not as
> bad off. I'm small, but I do have more than a
> mouse. I had 1 or 2 GFs this was an issue for.
> One of them broke up fast w/me. The other 1 hung
> around, b\c I'm a nice guy. Still, I could tell
> she wasn't happy about the size thing. My
> superior oral skills just didn't make much nver
> mind to her. She was a size queen. I caught her
> trying to cheat, but nipped it in the bud. I told
> her if size is that much an issue, go get what you
> want, buy, you can't stay here. She said she
> wanted to stay, and, she was good for a while,
> but, again I caught her trying. This time, I
> packed her suitcases, put her and them in the car
> & drove her to this guy's house. I told him he
> could have her, but he had to keep her. He took
> her, but he beat her and cheated on her. She got
> what she deserved. She begged me to take her
> back, but, once a cheater always one,
>
> Meanwhile, I considered a couple of things. One
> thing I remembered from college days was a skinny
> broad telling me she want after chubby guys with
> small fingers. When I asked he why, she said it
> was 2 reasons:
>
> 1. They were glad to have anybody, so they'd
> treat her right.
> 2. They usually had smaller penises so it was a
> good fit. Yeah, she knew all about the vag. canal
> stretching and all that, but, she said she'd tried
> 1 or 2 pussy splitters and diodn't want any more.
>
>
> She had a BF at the time, so nothing happened
> between me and her.
>
> So I looked up this skinny broad, we had a few
> talks and she hinted she was open to something. I
> told her about me being small, and, she said the
> same thing as the broad in coll. It was a great
> thing. We bbroke up over something else, but, I
> set my sights on another skinny broad and got some
> results. I'm still with her.
>
>
> If you're going to wait for this super model or A
> list actress quality broad, you might get lucky
> but the usual is you're going to wait a while, if
> you ever get anything. If you understand you're
> just interested in getting some, you get a lot
> farther. Skinny broads have nice, tight pussies,
> anyhow.
>
> If you like drinking from the Red River, which I
> do, they flow heavy, too. The 1 prob. is when
> some of them get preg. It's usually a difficult
> time for them, but you just learn to deal with it,
> I guess. Black broads in general are more easier
> to bring off w/your tongue, at least if you're
> white. They say black guys just don't know how to
> do it. Once you've licked 'em off a couple of
> times, even a smaller penis will bring them off,
> too. If you don't mind black chicks, skinny black
> chix are another option. I had 1 skinny black GF
> who told me she went after me b\c she picked
> chubby white guys, especially w/fat fingers, b/c
> they usually had smaller penises. She said the
> same thing about knowing about stretching the vag.
> but she still didn't like the pussy splitters.
>
> So, open your vistas. The 1 I got now wears me
> out. When she's thru w/me after 1 night, it's a
> wonder my poor balls can make enough spunk for
> tomorrow night. I swear she drains yesterday's,
> today's & tomorrow's out of me each time we do it.
> She likes to screw almost every day.


What is your length x girth?

3.25 inches by .75 inches (erect)

As the first responder anticipated I do not have any issues getting hard and I have pretty good control as to when I release.

Appears I don’t have a lot of hope: I almost wished she never got divorced bc then I would not be in the predicament.

There is no way your girth is .75, that would be like a pencil, I would guess you're about 2 - 3 inches in girth given your length. 3.25 long is pretty small, maybe try an strap on like https://www.amazon.com/Enhancer-Silicone-Extension-Adjustable-included/dp/B00QXRMEC6

What is your age and nationality? I read some years ago that a lot of Iranian guys had small peckers because the soil in Iran was depleted of zinc. Since zinc is responsible for the development of male genitalia in the womb a lot of the boys born in Iran had never developed full size peckers. I heard that zinc treatments helped in some of these cases. See a urologist (licensed M.D.) and ask him if your pecker can be enlarged. Good luck.

With small hands OP Last years you were talking about coke can girth and 8 1/2 inches

BTW where can I get some zinc, Im a gun show hot dog addict

Hunter busted a Biden nut into a Cracker Barrel waitress.
Come! One helluva drug!

I need some help Wrote:
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> 3.25 inches by .75 inches (erect)
>
> As the first responder anticipated I do not have
> any issues getting hard and I have pretty good
> control as to when I release.
>
> Appears I don’t have a lot of hope: I almost
> wished she never got divorced bc then I would not
> be in the predicament.

You seem fairly large in my opinion.

My wife had to get the CB-6000S for me. She laughed at my small penis when she locked it up.