In the last couple decades of the 20th century, brainwashing researchers realized that drugs such as LSD and Mescaline were too unpredictable for interrogations and too difficult to suruptitiously administer to the masses. From previous research done by private advertising firms, Big Brother found the perfect candidate, the most powerful mind control tool known to man - digital media. The desktop PC age taught some important lessons, devices needed to be cheap enough for any crack whore to afford and portable enough to be taken anywhere and used constantly. Enter the smartphone! For just $25 you can walk into Walmart and walk out a real live zombie! These prosthetic brains have changed the face of humanity and even planet Earth itself more drastically than all technologies before it. The question is: for better or for worse??