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Accident on Telegraph Road
Posted by: Road user ()
Date: November 21, 2019 01:40AM

I took an accidental dump in the middle of telegraph road. It smelled good

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Re: Accident on Telegraph Road
Posted by: Think of the children! ()
Date: November 21, 2019 03:23AM

Thank you for admitting this, your IP address has been noted and FCPD will be informed.

A school bus full of Hispanic children exploded after the driver applied the brakes while driving over your poo poo, and it skidded into a telegraph pole. Screams could be heard from inside the bus: “¡No me gusto!” and “¡Biblioteca!”.

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Re: Accident on Telegraph Road
Posted by: shithole resident ()
Date: November 21, 2019 07:38AM

Think of the children! Wrote:
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> Thank you for admitting this, your IP address has
> been noted and FCPD will be informed.
>
> A school bus full of Hispanic children exploded
> after the driver applied the brakes while driving
> over your poo poo, and it skidded into a telegraph
> pole. Screams could be heard from inside the bus:
> “¡No me gusto!” and “¡Biblioteca!”.


Telegraph pole? We really are living in a shithole.

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