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This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Larry Bowas kneecap ()
Date: June 22, 2014 12:22AM

This is Mike Storoz the biggest dirt bag in Fairfax County. Hes a drug addict who left his pregnant girlfriend when he found out and knocked up another chick who he "threatened" into getting an abortion.

He know goes around having relations with women who are 18 and getting them pregnant. Be on the look out for this loon and if you see him, don't hesitate to put a beating on this mongo.

EDIT: Mike is 27 years old and has been known to date girls as young as 16.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2014 12:28AM by Larry Bowas kneecap.
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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Drab ()
Date: June 22, 2014 12:50AM

He looks like Beaker from the Muppets.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: benSharper ()
Date: June 22, 2014 01:27AM

That's why girls get to choose who they date.
If they all found Muppets unattractive there would be no issue.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: pMKhW ()
Date: June 22, 2014 01:52AM

Larry Bowas kneecap Wrote:
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> This is Mike Storoz the biggest dirt bag in
> Fairfax County. Hes a drug addict who left his
> pregnant girlfriend when he found out and knocked
> up another chick who he "threatened" into getting
> an abortion.
>
> He know goes around having relations with women
> who are 18 and getting them pregnant. Be on the
> look out for this loon and if you see him, don't
> hesitate to put a beating on this mongo.
>
> EDIT: Mike is 27 years old and has been known to
> date girls as young as 16.


for the record

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: sdfront ()
Date: June 22, 2014 02:07AM

Isn't that the bassist from Limp Bizkit?

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Dr. Honeydew ()
Date: June 22, 2014 05:32AM

Drab Wrote:
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> He looks like Beaker from the Muppets.

My word he is Beaker!
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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Back off hoser, eh? ()
Date: June 22, 2014 07:48AM

so when did he leave the ironworkers in Edmonton and move here? Far as we know he never left Western Can-ah-DUH

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: LCkWV ()
Date: June 22, 2014 08:35AM

I don't know anything about this guy, but I do know about girls, and about their stupid choices in picking guys.

And when girls date wiggers and thugs, they deserve what they get. I don't feel sorry about some chick "threatened" into an abortion. She sounds like pond scum to me.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Equal Rights ()
Date: June 22, 2014 10:09AM

OP is a liberal woman hater. Women are responsible for the choices they make and the men they choose to sleep with.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Lack of reading skills ()
Date: June 22, 2014 01:13PM

Back off hoser, eh? Wrote:
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> so when did he leave the ironworkers in Edmonton
> and move here? Far as we know he never left
> Western Can-ah-DUH


No, the guy is from Fairfax.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: 64bkY ()
Date: June 22, 2014 04:14PM

if he from america and can cut meat he's better than a green card helpign support his bitch who's getting into gov to turn washington into a foreign controlled puppet factory.

your welcome !

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tell him judge judy's law : if you get 6 girls pregant and don't pay support (almost surely so, except by gov theft) judge judy will threaten to have your balls surgically removed !

my favorite episode

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so one one guy comes in town (likely smarter idea to be leaving it)

and it's news

what does that tell you ?

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: RCMP ()
Date: June 22, 2014 04:38PM

Lack of reading skills Wrote:
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> Back off hoser, eh? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > so when did he leave the ironworkers in
> Edmonton
> > and move here? Far as we know he never left
> > Western Can-ah-DUH
>
>
> No, the guy is from Fairfax.


You are correct. The guy is from Fairfax, it is his twin brother that lives in the Great White North, the Mounties know all aboot him.

https://www.facebook.com/Storoz?fref=ts

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Stabitha's expertise required. ()
Date: June 22, 2014 04:40PM

Stabitha is the forum expert on the matter.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Larry Bowas kneecap ()
Date: June 22, 2014 04:45PM

RCMP Wrote:
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> Lack of reading skills Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Back off hoser, eh? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > so when did he leave the ironworkers in
> > Edmonton
> > > and move here? Far as we know he never left
> > > Western Can-ah-DUH
> >
> >
> > No, the guy is from Fairfax.
>
>
> You are correct. The guy is from Fairfax, it is
> his twin brother that lives in the Great White
> North, the Mounties know all aboot him.
>
> https://www.facebook.com/Storoz?fref=ts


I was told that this mongo was from Fairfax County, not Edmonton.

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Re: This guy is a pedo-in-training
Posted by: Independent ()
Date: June 23, 2014 10:33AM

Edmonton doesn't equal Fairfax County

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