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Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: Mike Bike ()
Date: June 20, 2019 10:59PM

Where do you go?

Why ride a bike when Metro's nearby?

Don't you own a car?

WTF is hitchhiking?

Can you pick up a venereal disease from a public bike seat?

Can you get warts from a public bike handlebar?

Do trolls suck ass? Yeah.

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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: commuter ()
Date: June 21, 2019 07:03AM

No one. The racks I drive past are always full of bikes.

I've never seen a single soul on one of those.

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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: Lt Gov ()
Date: June 21, 2019 07:09AM

I picked up a bike at Tyson’s once, and rode it on the shoulder of the Beltway towards 66. All was going well until my KFC meal decided to exit my body, and I left a trail of diarrhea that seemed to last for a mile. That was the worst Martin Luther King Jr Day I ever had.

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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: Ram em ()
Date: June 21, 2019 08:02AM

Fuck biketards!

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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: barista boy ()
Date: June 21, 2019 10:51AM

I use them to ride from my boyfriends Tyson Engineers condo to my job at Starbucks. They are thuper convenient!

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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: Freddie Mercury ()
Date: June 21, 2019 11:42AM

Get on you bikes and ride!
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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: Boro Boobies Be Bouncin ()
Date: June 21, 2019 05:37PM

The lycra-clad livestock on hoof in the Boro is awesome.

Biking, walking, running or downing whiskey shots at the Biergarten, Boro babes be big time bouncing!

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Re: Who uses Capital Bikeshare in Tysons?
Posted by: FFXU Investigator ()
Date: June 21, 2019 09:12PM

Pics of the Boro beef have, as yet, remained unpublished.

It's not that ya lack credibility, bro.

I mean, you ARE posting on THIS distinguished blog...

Fact is... there's beef just about everywhere... Biergarten cain't be THAT much better.

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