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Gaydar, is yours up to par?
Posted by:
Cattle decapation
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Date: May 28, 2019 08:31AM
Aight fags, lets talk about your ability to sort the fags from the straight. Here’s a couple of tell tale signs that someone is gay.
1. Their hair is died some odd color like purple, green, or blue.
2. Half of their head is shaved, this is an odd one but it’s super fucking obvious.
3. This one mostly applies to lesbians if your a man, if the girl is unnecessarily aggressive towards you and prefers to be around more feminine people, then she’s a dyke.
4. Are they gay? If so then you might just be talking to a fag.
5. Flannel is pretty fucking obvious that a girls a dyke.
6. Short hair my dudes. If the hair is somewhat reminiscent of a dudes haircut you got yourself a dyke.
That’s all I got for now, but lads make sure your gaydar is up to par.
1. Their hair is died some odd color like purple, green, or blue.
2. Half of their head is shaved, this is an odd one but it’s super fucking obvious.
3. This one mostly applies to lesbians if your a man, if the girl is unnecessarily aggressive towards you and prefers to be around more feminine people, then she’s a dyke.
4. Are they gay? If so then you might just be talking to a fag.
5. Flannel is pretty fucking obvious that a girls a dyke.
6. Short hair my dudes. If the hair is somewhat reminiscent of a dudes haircut you got yourself a dyke.
That’s all I got for now, but lads make sure your gaydar is up to par.
Re: Gaydar, is yours up to par?
Posted by:
some more
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Date: May 28, 2019 08:35AM
7. chicks who wear button up shirts
8. guys who groom their beard/stash just a little too well
9. Male model look, tight fitting T-shirts
10. Males who are color coordinated in a flamboyant way
8. guys who groom their beard/stash just a little too well
9. Male model look, tight fitting T-shirts
10. Males who are color coordinated in a flamboyant way
Re: Gaydar, is yours up to par?
Posted by:
Spot the losers
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Date: May 28, 2019 09:17AM
As a side-note, the assholes are the ones who don't know the difference between 'dyed' and 'died'.
Re: Gaydar, is yours up to par?
Posted by:
not really
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Date: May 28, 2019 09:33AM
Spot the losers Wrote:
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> As a side-note, the assholes are the ones who
> don't know the difference between 'dyed' and
> 'died'.
They're just FCPS "graduates". They don't teach vocabulary in FCPS anymore.
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> As a side-note, the assholes are the ones who
> don't know the difference between 'dyed' and
> 'died'.
They're just FCPS "graduates". They don't teach vocabulary in FCPS anymore.
Re: Gaydar, is yours up to par?
Posted by:
Fag detector
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Date: May 28, 2019 11:16AM
Gaydar is easy. All you need to know is that everyone who posts on ffu is gay.
Re: Gaydar, is yours up to par?
Posted by:
Simple Test
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Date: May 28, 2019 12:45PM
Is this man gay?
If you answered no, then your gaydar is all busted the fuck up.
If you answered no, then your gaydar is all busted the fuck up.