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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: google is your friend ()
Date: February 16, 2016 12:35AM
Here's the very short version.
There are four Takaokas. Dean, the father; Karen, the mother; Jennifer, the slut rat daughter; and Michelle, the sluttier daughter. Jennifer had a husband but she stabbed him to death; and might have had a child, which she probably sold or traded for dope.
Dean works officially for the US Patent and Trade Office. Dean claims ancestory from the Japanese Samurai class. He uses an alias of Dean Choi (which indicates that he might really be a Korean immigrant to Japan). He is a full Japanese Yakuza member and deals in human trafficking. He ships kidnapped females to Japan via Vancouver BC Canada. He threatens to hack FU and shut it down.
Karen works for United Parcel Service. She is describer by some as a "Fat, ugly jap whore" however Dean disputes this by pointing out she is Korean. The "Fat, ugly whore" part doesn't seem to be disputed. Karen claims ancestory from a Korean royal line.
Jennifer is a drug addict currently in jail in Arlington. Her family claim she is in Paris studying physics and teaching music. She worked at the Couples Boutique, where she ho'd and then ratted out all her customers. In fact she has ratted out almost everyone she knows. Her stories are now too preposterous for even the police to believe, but she has caused a lot of trouble for innocent people. Jennifer graduated from Robinson where she was known for trying to blow as many guys as possible. She also is interested in black women. Most people who know the family agree that Jennifer is the best of the lot if she takes her psychiatric medications.
Michelle is currently in her fifth year at Robinson. She is know for giving more blowjobs than her sister, however the record is called into dispute because she attended for five years. She currently is having troubles passing both the SOL's and SAT testing. She hopes to attend a university in Japan because American schools aren't good enough for her.
The family has had a number of dogs, but they aren't considered pets. The Takaoka family consumes dog meat.