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How do I Dark Web?
Posted by: Dark web Wayne ()
Date: May 20, 2019 10:18AM

How does one Dark Web? Gotta get on there, heard theres some fucked up shit but some useful stuff too! Help me out!

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Re: How do I Dark Web?
Posted by: EYES ONLY -- TOP SECRET ()
Date: May 20, 2019 10:25AM

Full instructions for accessing the Dark Web may be purchased on the Dark Web.

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Re: How do I Dark Web?
Posted by: Dark web expert ()
Date: May 20, 2019 12:58PM

Turn all the lights off, then seal the windows completely with aluminum foil so that NO LIGHT GETS IN AT ALL, even in the middle of the day.

Then report back here for your next instruction.

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Re: How do I Dark Web?
Posted by: You're an idiot ()
Date: May 20, 2019 01:08PM

Dark web Wayne Wrote:
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>how does one dark web?

There's essentially 2 reasons anyone would ever want that:

1. You fancy yourself a super duper hacker and want to join up with an NSA/FBI honeypot and larp as some sort of internet robin hood

2. You're a degenerate pedophile faggot who wants to exchange child porn

Both reasons should be enough to have you gassed to death or tossed out of a helicopter.

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