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Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: Fuckface ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:32AM

Began around 9pm and didn't stop til near dawn. WTF snowflakes?

Nothing on the scanner, nothing on sw.

I scouted around and saw no zombies,

Don't pull the fucking alarm unless you see a dead mofo shufflin.

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: Ms. Nomer ()
Date: May 02, 2019 07:21AM

My gf lives in the Ass-Scent. What a great name I love the smell of ass.
She heard it too.

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: What's a klaxxon ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:51PM

What's a klaxxon anyhow? Beam me up Scotty. The klaxxons are preparing to attack.

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: HCKLB ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:59PM

What's a klaxxon Wrote:
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> What's a klaxxon anyhow? Beam me up Scotty. The
> klaxxons are preparing to attack.


Millennials! Do not know shit. They need to look up everything on the Interwebs.

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: May 02, 2019 07:16PM

Sorry about that.

I picked up this super hot MILF in Fairfax Wegmans and we ended up at her apartment in Tyson's. She literally spent an hour worshipping my horse dick. No problem there until I threw her across her kitchen table where I reamed that juicy twat for the better part of an hour. Bitch got to hooping & screaming, she sounded like a klaxxon.

But you knew it was me, right?

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: Poor no money ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:01PM

Nickthedick Wrote:
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> Sorry about that.
>
> I picked up this super hot MILF in Fairfax Wegmans
> and we ended up at her apartment in Tyson's. She
> literally spent an hour worshipping my horse dick.
> No problem there until I threw her across her
> kitchen table where I reamed that juicy twat for
> the better part of an hour. Bitch got to hooping &
> screaming, she sounded like a klaxxon.
>
> But you knew it was me, right?

Wegmans? Bitch please! you shop at shoppers !

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:42PM

Poor no money Wrote:
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> Nickthedick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry about that.
> >
> > I picked up this super hot MILF in Fairfax
> Wegmans
> > and we ended up at her apartment in Tyson's.
> She
> > literally spent an hour worshipping my horse
> dick.
> > No problem there until I threw her across her
> > kitchen table where I reamed that juicy twat
> for
> > the better part of an hour. Bitch got to hooping
> &
> > screaming, she sounded like a klaxxon.
> >
> > But you knew it was me, right?
>
> Wegmans? Bitch please! you shop at shoppers !



8.5 inches of rock-solid manhood for all my milf ladies at wegmans.
I know by the scent emanating from their gym - sweaty yoga pants precisely
how hot they are. These women fade when the massive bulge in my lycra running shorts
catches their eye. Free sex at Wegmans, not Who'Foods.

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: pointing out the obvious ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:47PM

HoeFoods is full of nasty foriegners and liberal skank ass

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: May 02, 2019 11:00PM

Nickthedick Wrote:
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> 8.5 inches of rock-solid manhood for all my milf
> ladies at wegmans.
> I know by the scent emanating from their gym -
> sweaty yoga pants precisely
> how hot they are. These women fade when the
> massive bulge in my lycra running shorts
> catches their eye. Free sex at Wegmans, not
> Who'Foods. I have a 2" dick and like it in the ass.


^ FIFY

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: FlFY ()
Date: May 02, 2019 11:16PM

But, since my dick has retracted, I find myself being aroused by the mere thought of ANY size manmeat. In all frankness, I would be delighted to dress in yoga pants just to taste your 8.5 inches of happy times.
Nickthedick, it would be divine to get an oral creampie from something so large, right?

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Re: Klaxxon sounding all night near Spring Hill Metro
Posted by: FlFY ()
Date: May 02, 2019 11:18PM

^FIFY

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