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8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Seismic Shift ()
Date: April 20, 2019 08:06PM

Did anyone else feel what could have been an earthquake?

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: justasking ()
Date: April 20, 2019 08:33PM

It was the Marine Colonel's Flatulence

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: YHGTBFKM ()
Date: April 20, 2019 08:58PM

If it were an earthquake, the professionals would have noticed it..

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: TravMan ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:02PM

John Travolta would have known it first.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:14PM

Sorry folks, I had two chili dogs at the Vienna Inn.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:54PM

Nothing tonight, but I did register an ass bomb last week on the richter scale. We had one fatality (the cat) and several blocks cleared.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Shut it down ()
Date: April 20, 2019 10:55PM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
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> Sorry folks, I had two chili dogs at the Vienna
> Inn.

You should be sorry. Sorry for helping to keep this shithole open.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: GHKTC ()
Date: April 20, 2019 11:07PM

Shut it down Wrote:
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> Mike Mattress Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry folks, I had two chili dogs at the Vienna
> > Inn.
>
> You should be sorry. Sorry for helping to keep
> this shithole open.

The Vienna is AWESOME, best Chili Dogs, Burgers and Fries!!

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Pairs well with beer ()
Date: April 21, 2019 08:58AM

The Inn is a wonderful institution, one beloved by the local townspeople. 60th anniversary coming up next year. Great-grand-kids of those early customers will be there with bells on, clamoring still for some dogs all the way and a basket of gravy fries.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Tommy Toilet ()
Date: April 21, 2019 02:37PM

Pairs well with beer Wrote:
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> The Inn is a wonderful institution, one beloved by
> the local townspeople. 60th anniversary coming up
> next year. Great-grand-kids of those early
> customers will be there with bells on, clamoring
> still for some dogs all the way and a basket of
> gravy fries.


The food tastes good, but the next day you’ll be on the crapper with smelly shits.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Typical... ()
Date: April 21, 2019 02:50PM

^^^ Full of shit to start out with.

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Re: 8:04 pm in Vienna, Earthquake
Posted by: Leslie Malm ()
Date: April 21, 2019 02:50PM

I was doing aerobics when my things suddenly clapped together

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