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"Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: GMU student ()
Date: March 21, 2019 05:00AM

Does anybody know what's up with the Star Wars guy at UV Mall/GMU? He shows up at Fat Tuesdays like every night (at least all the ones that I'm there) smells terrible, is always wearing a backpack and sometimes is dressed like a jedi. I've seen him at some events here at the school too but when I finally talked to him the other night he introduced himself as "Luke Skywalker", said he doesn't go here, and when I asked him what he does he said that he helped create star wars and is secretly a billionaire and that it (star wars) is actually real. Is he disabled? constantly drunk? Homeless? Combo or none of the above? Just curious if he's a harmless local disabled guy or somebody to be concerned about, since he's showing up at GMU events and isn't a student, but I don't want to report him if he's just a harmless guy with some mental problems who really, really likes star wars and just sneaks in to some of the Sci-fi/Cosplay type events on campus.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: ? ? ? ()
Date: March 21, 2019 07:47AM

man, we were in Oh George back in January and saw some guy getting escorted out and right as he got to the door he turned around and shouted “MAY THE FIRCE BE WITH YOU!” and was pushed outside. i bet that’s gotta be the same dude. we were all just like “wtf?” when it happened.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: This Just In Fairfax ()
Date: March 21, 2019 11:05AM

The bars near GMU are open to the public.
The GMU "events" he shows up to are open to the public.

Stop harassing him, you Imperial fascist scum!

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: it’s in public, shouldnt matter ()
Date: March 21, 2019 11:47AM

This Just In Fairfax Wrote:
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> The bars near GMU are open to the public.
> The GMU "events" he shows up to are open to the
> public.
>
> Stop harassing him, you Imperial fascist scum!


sorry but nobody has the right to be going around yelling stupid stuff from star wars in public. it’s unheard of.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: Lake Braddock ‘96 ()
Date: March 21, 2019 11:51AM

I never saw the Star Wars, but one kid at school would always say he was Dark Vader. He never dressed up like him, but would always introduce himself as Dark Vader. He got a good job in IT but then died of AIDS.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: He is from Annandale ()
Date: March 21, 2019 12:12PM

star_wars_the_force_awakens_luke_0.jpg

Is this him?

He is from Annandale.

He went to Annandale High School way before you were born.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: knights of the old empire ()
Date: March 21, 2019 12:22PM

Lake Braddock ‘96 Wrote:
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> I never saw the Star Wars, but one kid at school
> would always say he was Dark Vader. He never
> dressed up like him, but would always introduce
> himself as Dark Vader.

darth nihilus?

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: tu3wd ()
Date: March 21, 2019 03:18PM

if you had kids, picking what movie to get them, which star wars would you buy them?

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: space wizard ()
Date: March 21, 2019 04:17PM

Sadly I know exactly who you're talking about. If it weren't for the fact that he has costumes and shit I'd think he was homeless, but I can't imagine where he'd keep the stuff if he didn't live somewhere. I know he doesn't have a car because he bummed a ride off one of my friends a couple times. Needless to say he did not help create Star Wars, and he definitely isn't a billionaire. I think he's a welfare queen, he was buying everybody drinks he clearly couldn't afford the other night because it was like his birthday. He announced to the whole place he was turning 25 and would buy drinks for anybody there. You know its bad when people are trying to politely decline free alcohol.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: Fat Tuesday ()
Date: March 21, 2019 09:52PM

Leave the undiagnosed mentally in alone in FTC city-silverthorne bitchessss

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: not the luke you're looking for ()
Date: March 21, 2019 10:26PM

space wizard Wrote:
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> I know he doesn't have a car

Luke drives a landspeeder. That's never been disputed.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: Lhltu ()
Date: March 22, 2019 01:46AM

Fats gets the loonies. Saw some hot stalker chick chased around the bar by FXPD one night and they almost tased her. Before that a creepy regular and his wife would use Fats for meeting randoms before taking them home for sex romps. I think they even offered it up to some regulars. They were finally kicked out.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: old ben ()
Date: March 22, 2019 06:50PM

Lets be real here: This probably would not even make the list of the weirdest things that have happened at Fat Tuesdays. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: The force ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:05AM

He’s harmless. Just a troubled person in need

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: chief chirpa ()
Date: March 23, 2019 04:19PM

The force Wrote:
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> He’s harmless. Just a troubled person in need of a light saber



ftfy

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: The force ()
Date: March 23, 2019 07:06PM

...in need of help.

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Re: "Skywalker" at GMU?
Posted by: Luke Skywalker ()
Date: March 29, 2019 10:33PM

I will be rocking my Star Wars lightsaber. You want to know the truth, come find me.

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