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Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: Old School Swinger ()
Date: March 26, 2019 05:25AM

The swing set at my kid's school is made for the disabled, which is good that it's available but why is it the only choice? Those things suck for regular kids. You can't swing high, you really need to be pushed. Kids love to swing and FCPS has taken that away.

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: New school solution ()
Date: March 26, 2019 06:56AM

Just break your kids legs, then he will be disabled, and the playground will be just right. Problem solved.

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: because progs ruin everything ()
Date: March 26, 2019 08:13AM

Old School Swinger Wrote:
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> The swing set at my kid's school is made for the
> disabled, which is good that it's available but
> why is it the only choice? Those things suck for
> regular kids. You can't swing high, you really
> need to be pushed. Kids love to swing and FCPS has
> taken that away.


Because progshit democrats ruin everything. That's their MO. To ruin everything good and decent, then move on to the next thing to ruin. It's the progfuck way. Hollywood, late night TV shows, stand-up comedy, the NFL, the news, the USA....you name it, evil progturds have ruined it. Don't worry though, they are due for mass termination when enough people get fed up from their religion of ruination.

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: March 26, 2019 08:57AM

Since public schools now teach "gay is the way", the swings have to be lower and less moving. Now they're set up so one kid can drop 'em & bend over the swing, while the other kid drops 'em and does the butt dance on the 1st kid. He can gently push the bent over kid back & forth to get some motion.

Pretty soon the turd burglars will have a whole new gen. of fresh recruits.

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: yjtvc ()
Date: March 26, 2019 10:18PM


Keep your feet on the ground, and you won't be needing that crutch job.


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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: literature 201 ()
Date: March 26, 2019 10:19PM

"keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars"

NOT YOU, SHUT UP, I'M SERIOUS about the crutches

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: America=handicap heaven ()
Date: March 26, 2019 10:59PM

If you’re retarded or disabled, America is heaven.

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: Libtardz suck ()
Date: March 26, 2019 11:10PM

Everything sucks for normal kids today.


Thank a libtard.

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Re: Modern day swing sets suck for normal kids
Posted by: Don’t matter ()
Date: March 27, 2019 08:50AM

The kids are obese, socialist, trannies and the beaners and dot heads will have real Americans in camps in a few decades.

No hope
Don’t vote

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