I have the world’s most boring fed job where I get paid over $200,000 to do absolutely jack, but I’m too old to start a new career.

Haha, I started to read the title and thought you were upset, but then I read the rest and it made me laugh.

I laughed even harder when I read about your salary, no one will believe that.

Bored Fed Worker Wrote:
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> I have the world’s most boring fed job where I
> get paid over $200,000 to do absolutely jack, but
> I’m too old to start a new career.

You never worked an honest day in your life, you fucking piece of useless private sector trash.

I work for the govt too but I only get paid 78k. On the upside I do next to nothing at work and my health insurance is really cheap. My wife works for the state and she only makes 55k. We get by okay on the little money we have.

Having flunked out of a two-bit community college, I can only work for the Feds in a part-time position. But traffic and parking are such a hassle that I go to work at all only about half the time. No one cares, so I still make my 200 grand a year, get free insurances, and have a government car to drive around as well.

No, really... Wrote:
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> Having flunked out of a two-bit community college,
> I can only work for the Feds in a part-time
> position. But traffic and parking are such a
> hassle that I go to work at all only about half
> the time. No one cares, so I still make my 200
> grand a year, get free insurances, and have a
> government car to drive around as well.


That is really cool. I know a guy who worked for Fairfax county and did not come into work for 6 years before someone noticed. His boss passed away and HR never re-assigned him. He got reassigned after the error was revealed and he was actually happy about it after 6 years of playing video games and surfing the internet every day.

govt employee2 Wrote:
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> No, really... Wrote:
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> > Having flunked out of a two-bit community
> college,
> > I can only work for the Feds in a part-time
> > position. But traffic and parking are such a
> > hassle that I go to work at all only about half
> > the time. No one cares, so I still make my 200
> > grand a year, get free insurances, and have a
> > government car to drive around as well.
>
>
> That is really cool. I know a guy who worked for
> Fairfax county and did not come into work for 6
> years before someone noticed. His boss passed away
> and HR never re-assigned him. He got reassigned
> after the error was revealed and he was actually
> happy about it after 6 years of playing video
> games and surfing the internet every day.


That story doesn’t even make sense. Who does his review for 6 years, determines his bonus and raise. I call BS.

I'm a long-time admin assistant for the Feds. I used to just mostly submit people's time-sheets to the department HR office, but since I had access to all the on-line forms, about three years ago, I transferred myself to a made-up office in an actual building out in PG County. Much easier commute now, and every so often, I can give myself an On-the-Spot cash award for my outstanding service. I get written up for those in the office newsletter, so even though they don't see me in person any more, people still think I 'work' there. I'll be eligible to retire at the end of the year. I'll have a nice pension and can take my life and health insurance with me, so things are looking really good for me!

Sassy Sophie Wrote:
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> I'm a long-time admin assistant for the Feds. I
> used to just mostly submit people's time-sheets to
> the department HR office, but since I had access
> to all the on-line forms, about three years ago, I
> transferred myself to a made-up office in an
> actual building out in PG County. Much easier
> commute now, and every so often, I can give myself
> an On-the-Spot cash award for my outstanding
> service. I get written up for those in the office
> newsletter, so even though they don't see me in
> person any more, people still think I 'work'
> there. I'll be eligible to retire at the end of
> the year. I'll have a nice pension and can take
> my life and health insurance with me, so things
> are looking really good for me!


That’s called fraud. Enjoy your time in prison.

As Rudy Giuliani once said, it's not illegal until they send someone who can keep you from doing it.