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Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: the price is right ()
Date: November 26, 2018 12:10AM

I compiled the list based on various metrics such as reaponse time, solvability rate, and professional reputation. Feel free to add your own ranking and thoughts on mine.


1. Leesburg
2.Vienna
3.Fairfax County
4.Loudoun County Sheriff
5.Prince William County
6.Arlington County
7.Alexandria
8.Manassas City
9.Manassas Park
10.VSP

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Unlike you... ()
Date: November 26, 2018 07:25AM

Haven't been arrested often enough to have any opinion.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: just thinking ()
Date: November 26, 2018 07:42AM

My opinion, for what it matters:

Arlington County
Fairfax County
Loudoun County

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 26, 2018 08:00AM

Whoever goes after runaway slaves.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: December 11, 2018 12:45AM

Loudoun by far is the worst. Most of them come from West Virginia and are like cavemen. If they weren’t working for the sheriffs office they’d be digging coal out of a mine

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Dumb Fries ()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:19AM

Dumfries, da best.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: December 11, 2018 05:38AM

Vienna cops are the best. They keep crime under control by giving tickets to people going two miles over.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Arlington County don’t play ()
Date: December 11, 2018 06:11AM

Arlington popo don’t play!
I smack my daughter at National airpo bc she gave me lip!
Cops picked me up and handcuff me!
I’s got out early in da morning and misses my flight back to Atlanta!
They’s don’t mess around....
No sireeeee

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: pnnky ()
Date: December 13, 2018 10:49AM

* ban cars, make everyone walk

* ban sexual relationships

* ban alcohol

* ban wealthy gov workers who need jewel shops

there, now you don't need street cops

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: not on the list ()
Date: December 13, 2018 11:15AM

City Of Fairfax are by far the worst. I've NEVER been pulled over in Fairfax County cops and I live here in the county, yet the city cops have managed to snag me.

Almost all if not all of their cruisers are equipped with radar unlike Fairfax Co. They love running Ka band 24/7, which I actually don't mind.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Hot air everywhere ()
Date: December 13, 2018 11:27AM

Unless you have multiple arrests in every jurisdiction in the area, you have no basis from which to comment in this thread.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: XKPJD ()
Date: December 13, 2018 11:28AM

VSP. Only interaction was with a trooper who was in an ungodly foul mood and charged me with reckless driving and littering. It was after dark and he got the wrong vehicle. Contested it in court and the DA agreed to reduce to driving with defective equipment. Since no points I agreed. Still a colossal waste of my time. I represented myself so it didn't cost me anything but my time.

FFXCO. Only interaction is a few casual conversations with neighborhood patrols.

Manassas Park. Pulled me over after a Super Bowl party when I made the mistake of taking a shortcut through MP on my way home. They were obviously just checking for drunk drivers but pretended they had cause. I was cited for having one of my two license plate lights not working. I replaced it and they cancelled the ticket after I drove over to MP station and showed them my receipt for the bulb. Again, a colossal waste of my time.

That's it. No interaction with any other LEO.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Loudoun Co. Sheriff's Dept. ()
Date: December 13, 2018 08:08PM

Antiasshat Wrote:
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> Loudoun by far is the worst. Most of them come
> from West Virginia and are like cavemen. If they
> weren’t working for the sheriffs office they’d
> be digging coal out of a mine


All I know is that when I drive though that county, their sheriff cars are everywhere and the pull a lot of people over for speeding. Fairfax county officers don't pull over people nearly as much as Loudoun county does.

For the record, Loudoun got for 20 over the speed limit a few years back. I pulled over quickly, had my license and registration out for the cop by the time he walked up to my cycle. He was concerned about my speed due to a heavy deer population in the area. He then knock 10 MPH off my speed, so I didn't get a reckless driving charge. Props to that cop.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Carmelized Railroad ()
Date: December 13, 2018 09:21PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Whoever goes after runaway slaves.


+12222225587633753578

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Funnnneee Guy ()
Date: December 13, 2018 09:22PM

Runaway slaves....lol
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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: 4tghrgf ()
Date: December 13, 2018 11:30PM

the price is right Wrote:
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> I compiled the list based on various metrics such
> as reaponse time, solvability rate, and
> professional reputation. Feel free to add your own
> ranking and thoughts on mine.
>
>
> 1. Leesburg
> 2.Vienna
> 3.Fairfax County
> 4.Loudoun County Sheriff
> 5.Prince William County
> 6.Arlington County
> 7.Alexandria
> 8.Manassas City
> 9.Manassas Park
> 10.VSP

none of the female cops pull over guys and demand sex to avoid tickets

otherwise i'd gracefully break traffic rules while they're looking continually!

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Hgfdd ()
Date: December 14, 2018 07:48AM

Worst: by far Loudoun County and Fairfax City
Best: U.S. Park Police

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Holy.... ()
Date: December 14, 2018 01:03PM

How’d you get a picture of Lieutenant Taggart in the bath?

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: December 14, 2018 03:14PM

VSP absolutely hates me. In the last 5 years, they've attempted 10 times to ticket me for tint, and out of state plates.

I do not live in NOVA full time, nor do I intend to domicile there. They really, really hate it when I bring that up.

Alexandria PD tried once, but after I told the rookie I'm within the law, his FTO basically said fuck it, and they left.

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Re: Lets rank the police in NOVA from best to worst
Posted by: Gagging Annie ()
Date: December 14, 2018 03:44PM

1. Leesburg
2.Vienna
3.Fairfax County
4.Loudoun County Sheriff
5.Prince William County
6.Arlington County
7.Alexandria
8.Manassas City
9.Manassas Park
10.VSP

In terms of taste and load size.

1, 5, 2, 9, 3, 8, 4, 10, 6 and 7s cocks have cheese. That shits nasty!
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