Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an open carry Glock. I asked him how small his penis was since he seemed to need a firearm to get coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the others in line. He invited me to go to the parking lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but if I was, I would not find you attractive" He became very angry and left. It was funny. From now on, anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am go to ask them the same question. What a bunch of pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and humilate them in public. I notice that they are all either short and skinny or short and fat. It is so sad.....

Why?

No, you didn't.

Notice the guy carrying the gun didn't react violently? Interesting concept, huh?

Try doing the same exact thing to someone who isn't openly carrying and let us know how that works out.

Let me take a wild guess - you do not accost armed police officers that you encounter in public, right?

No problems with agents of the state openly carrying, but the sight of a fellow citizen being armed makes you angry.

Got it. There's one word for you: SERF

bubs Wrote:
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> Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> open carry Glock. I asked him how small his penis
> was since he seemed to need a firearm to get
> coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the
> others in line. He invited me to go to the parking
> lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but if
> I was, I would not find you attractive" He became
> very angry and left. It was funny. From now on,
> anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am go
> to ask them the same question. What a bunch of
> pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and humilate
> them in public. I notice that they are all either
> short and skinny or short and fat. It is so
> sad.....


You're an ass. You just can't admit you're intolerant to other people's lifestyles.

I sincerely hope that one of those short, skinny, or fat people does not keep his cool like this guy and shoots your fucking head off. I'd like to see the beautiful Angie Goff doe that story on the news then I'll laugh and laugh, and tell all my neighbors how funny it was. Then, just when everyone thinks it's over I'll find out the names and phone numbers of your family and closest friends and tell them how funny it was that you were such a prick and got what you deserved.

Actually... Wrote:
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> No, you didn't.

I agree that he probably didn't. But I'm thinking that a small and ineffectual penis might also explain your use of the handle "Actually..." Makes you feel like more of man somehow, does it?

Dumb troll.

Seriously, why do you chumps fall for this kind of shit?

Why did you not try to take his weapon?? Brady Buncher? Just for laughs?? If you did you would be in prison with a felony ..If your ass was still alive.

Playing with a armed man.. thats about as stupid as you can get.. Listen if the story is real.. next time you feel stupid try a stand off with a oncoming train..Dont move..Dare the train to hit you asshole..

Dont try to get others to be feed off your bullshit. You could be an accessory to murder when they get killed.

wYjuk Wrote:
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> Let me take a wild guess - you do not accost armed
> police officers that you encounter in public,
> right?
>
> No problems with agents of the state openly
> carrying, but the sight of a fellow citizen being
> armed makes you angry.
>
> Got it. There's one word for you: SERF

No, the actual term would be "grown-up-non-goober-gun-nut".

Death to gun grabbers Wrote:
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> I sincerely hope that one of those short, skinny,
> or fat people does not keep his cool like this guy
> and shoots your fucking head off.

That'd earn him the needle. And he'd deserve the 45-minute version.

E7FUH Wrote:
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> Dumb troll. Seriously, why do you chumps fall for this kind of shit?

Who do you think fell for it?

bubs Wrote:
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> Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> open carry Glock. I asked him how small his penis
> was since he seemed to need a firearm to get
> coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the
> others in line. He invited me to go to the parking
> lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but if
> I was, I would not find you attractive" He became
> very angry and left. It was funny. From now on,
> anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am go
> to ask them the same question. What a bunch of
> pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and humilate
> them in public. I notice that they are all either
> short and skinny or short and fat. It is so
> sad.....

I will yell back at you, loud enough for all in the vicinity to hear:

"No you may not suck my penis! Get lost, freak, or I'm calling the police!"

And then I'll pull out my phone ...

Great game, can I play? Wrote:
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> bubs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> > open carry Glock. I asked him how small his
> penis
> > was since he seemed to need a firearm to get
> > coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the
> > others in line. He invited me to go to the
> parking
> > lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but
> if
> > I was, I would not find you attractive" He
> became
> > very angry and left. It was funny. From now
> on,
> > anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am
> go
> > to ask them the same question. What a bunch of
> > pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and
> humilate
> > them in public. I notice that they are all
> either
> > short and skinny or short and fat. It is so
> > sad.....
>
> I will yell back at you, loud enough for all in
> the vicinity to hear:
>
> "No you may not suck my penis! Get lost, freak,
> or I'm calling the police!"
>
> And then I'll pull out my phone ...


LOL,
Everyone in line heard the conversation so that would not work and you would look even more gay. As far as shooting me, had he moved for his gun, I would have owned him. After 24 years in the service and being 12" taller then him and fit, it would have been the last thing he ever did. Think man vs Pee Wee Herman only he was more gay. He reminded me of all the folks we killed in Afghanistan. Angry little men who abuse women and carry a gun to solve their problems and try and impose their believes on others.

Was this before or after GB closed down?

Y'all don't be duped. OP is the owner of a local gun shop.

His guerilla marketing plan goes like this:

He starts a thread pretending to be a limp-wristed Liberal/Progressive (he's pretty good at it, too, resorting to name-calling, and revealing a high level of intolerance typical of today's Liberal/Progressive).

Now it all makes sense to me! I was in line getting coffee yesterday in work clothes, including utility belt and drill. Some insane, fat geek starts spouting off about guns, homosexuals, and dicks. People in line were nervously laughing but no one approached the man as he clearly had mental problems.

I would have owned him. After 24 years in the service and being 12" taller then him and fit, it would have been the last thing he ever did.




Cool story, bro!

bubs Wrote:
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> LOL,
> Everyone in line heard the conversation so that
> would not work and you would look even more gay.
> As far as shooting me, had he moved for his gun, I
> would have owned him. After 24 years in the
> service and being 12" taller then him and fit, it
> would have been the last thing he ever did. Think
> man vs Pee Wee Herman only he was more gay. He
> reminded me of all the folks we killed in
> Afghanistan. Angry little men who abuse women and
> carry a gun to solve their problems and try and
> impose their believes on others.

Just like Republicans.

CVyPp Wrote:
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> Y'all don't be duped. OP is the owner of a local
> gun shop.
>
> His guerilla marketing plan goes like this:
>
> He starts a thread pretending to be a limp-wristed
> Liberal/Progressive (he's pretty good at it, too,
> resorting to name-calling, and revealing a high
> level of intolerance typical of today's
> Liberal/Progressive).


To what end?

Hhhmm. "Great game, can I play?" Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------------
> I will yell back at you, loud enough for all in
> the vicinity to hear:
>
> "No you may not suck my penis! Get lost, freak,
> or I'm calling the police!"
>
> And then I'll pull out my phone ...
>

In response, "bubs" Wrote:
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> LOL,
> Everyone in line heard the conversation so that
> would not work and you would look even more gay.
> As far as shooting me, had he moved for his gun, I
> would have owned him. After 24 years in the
> service and being 12" taller then him and fit, it
> would have been the last thing he ever did. Think
> man vs Pee Wee Herman only he was more gay. He
> reminded me of all the folks we killed in
> Afghanistan. Angry little men who abuse women and
> carry a gun to solve their problems and try and
> impose their believes on others.

So ...

If "bubs" is to be believed ...

Hearing bigoted idiocy from a loon--who 'out of the blue' assails someone about penis size--would enthrall other wanna-be customers to such an extent that they would no longer listen for a response from the individual accosted.

... Yeah.

... Right.

After such a provocation, anyone within earshot would strain to hear the response. IMO the response provided by "Great game, can I play?" is more likely to draw laughter from the bystanders, certainly as much or more than the original goading. Further, it deesclates the situation, while getting one's phone prepared to advise the police that a lunatic is on-the-loose.

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If "bubs" is to be believed ...

"bubs" towered over the openly carrying mystery-man, and is physically fit to boot. "bubs" has "24 years in the service," whatever that means. He could work as a domestic servant somewhere. He could work as a male prostitute, servicing his clientele with oral and/or anal sex ... most likely as a catcher with respect to the latter.

He also could have served in the US military. This is unlikely, given the fact that the overwhelming majority of service-members, former and present, are resolute defenders of the Constitution and the Bill of RIghts. (There are some, call them 'John Kerry' soldiers, who would sooner wipe their ass with these documents than respect and honor their tenets. Maybe, just maybe, "bubs" is one of these 'John Kerry' soldiers.)

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If "bubs" is to be believed ...

The openly carrying mystery-man reminded him of all the folks "bubs" killed in Afghanistan.

Hhhmm. Was it the swarthy complexion? Was it the accent? Was it the clothing? Or is "bubs" simply a loon, barely getting by in the world of the sane? Or was it that holstered Glock pistol? I thought the AK-47 was the firearm of choice carried by those in Afghanistan killed by American forces and their allies.

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If "bubs" is to be believed ...

The "angry little men who abuse women and carry a gun to solve their problems and try and impose their believes (sic) on others" live in Afghanistan. If asked to describe the typical liberal, most would begin their answer ... they are angry little men who try to impose their beliefs on others. Liberals in this country never speak out against Sharia law, women as chattel, and the 'convert to Islam or die' mentality of the enemy in Afghanistan.

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Perhaps "bubs" is not to be believed ...

^ And perhaps you're an idiot. If there's a 'loon' in this thread, it's you.

"bubs" is a loon Wrote:
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> He could work as a male prostitute,
> servicing his clientele with oral and/or anal sex
> ... most likely as a catcher with respect to the
> latter.
>

Not that there's anything wrong with that, "bubs" and "Another Wacko" ... I respect your choices in life.

"bubs" is a loon Wrote:
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> "bubs" is a loon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He could work as a male prostitute,
> > servicing his clientele with oral and/or anal
> sex
> > ... most likely as a catcher with respect to
> the
> > latter.
> >
>
> Not that there's anything wrong with that, "bubs"
> and "Another Wacko" ... I respect your choices in
> life.

Sad. You people are so completely devoid of intelligent arguments that you consistently feel compelled to resort to calling your opponents fags. And it didn't get any funnier the second time you said it.

bubs Wrote:
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> Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> open carry Glock. I asked him how small his penis
> was since he seemed to need a firearm to get
> coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the
> others in line. He invited me to go to the parking
> lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but if
> I was, I would not find you attractive" He became
> very angry and left. It was funny. From now on,
> anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am go
> to ask them the same question. What a bunch of
> pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and humilate
> them in public. I notice that they are all either
> short and skinny or short and fat. It is so
> sad.....

You really need help. Not only are you delusional but you actually think
somebody might believe this crap.

bubs Wrote:
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> Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> open carry Glock.

Did he weigh 250 pounds, or 350?

bubs Wrote:
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> Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> open carry Glock. I asked him how small his penis
> was since he seemed to need a firearm to get
> coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the
> others in line. He invited me to go to the parking
> lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but if
> I was, I would not find you attractive" He became
> very angry and left. It was funny. From now on,
> anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am go
> to ask them the same question. What a bunch of
> pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and humilate
> them in public. I notice that they are all either
> short and skinny or short and fat. It is so
> sad.....

That's not very nice. People who open carry are just scared little pussies, and it's not nice to make fun of them like that. Be nice to the pathetic cowards.

You sound butt hurt.. Cant strongarm rob someone so easy anymore asshole??

What? And the bat shit crazy NRA Nazi right winger inbred racist redneck gun nut didn't shoot you and all the other people in the coffee shop? But i thought every gun nut just wants to go on a murdering rampage! You must count yourself and your 12 inch dick pretty lucky.

bubs Wrote:
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> Today in Greenberrys I got behind a man with an
> open carry Glock. I asked him how small his penis
> was since he seemed to need a firearm to get
> coffee. This created a lot of laughter from the
> others in line. He invited me to go to the parking
> lot, I told him, "No Thanks", "I'm not gay but if
> I was, I would not find you attractive" He became
> very angry and left. It was funny. From now on,
> anytime I see somebody with a open carry, I am go
> to ask them the same question. What a bunch of
> pathetic losers. Lets all embarrass and humilate
> them in public. I notice that they are all either
> short and skinny or short and fat. It is so
> sad.....


what an idjit