Certain cities/counties in Virginia have recently passed an age restriction limit to trick or treat on Halloween. Kids over the age of 12 caught trick or treating will be given a misdemeanor. Who here thinks this will eventually be a thing in Fairfax?

And if you believe in Santa Claus past 10 it's a Felony. No juvie for these hardened criminals.

It is also a felony to sexually harass the Easter bunny

Laws from racist white people who didn't want 17 year old black youths coming to their neighborhood from 5 miles away asking for candy.

Wouldn't have minded blacks. They're well-behaved. It's these rowdy white teen bullies with their advanced cases of entitlement syndrome that have become the Halloween problem.

The black youths are scouting your house to see if you have anything valuable, worth coming back later to break in and steal.

Racist laws Wrote:
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> white people who didn't want 17
> year old black youths coming to their neighborhood
> from 5 miles away asking for candy.



OK, so what's your complaint?

Detective Dan Wrote:
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> The black youths are scouting your house to see if
> you have anything valuable, worth coming back
> later to break in and steal.
Attachments:

Want a real nigger experience?
Go to Hagel Circle in Lorton!
Dominos no longer delivers there past sunset!

Detective Dan Wrote:
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> The black youths are scouting your house to see if
> you have anything valuable, worth coming back
> later to break in and steal.

The only such incident in 30 years was a handful of area white middle-school trash breaking into parked cars in hopes of scoring loose change. You racist fucks need to get a new gig.

Try again, asshole Wrote:
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> Detective Dan Wrote:
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> -----
> > The black youths are scouting your house to see
> if
> > you have anything valuable, worth coming back
> > later to break in and steal.
>
> The only such incident in 30 years was a handful
> of area white middle-school trash breaking into
> parked cars in hopes of scoring loose change. You
> racist fucks need to get a new gig.

Hey retard, I said the nigs were scouting for valuable goods. They don’t bother with chump change, like stupid ass white kids.

The neighborhood is all seven-figure homes, poor-boy. There’s stuff you could never afford inside all of them. Even the black-owned ones. You need to refresh your real world connection.

Stupid beyond belief Wrote:
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> The neighborhood is all seven-figure homes,
> poor-boy. There’s stuff you could never afford
> inside all of them. Even the black-owned ones. You
> need to refresh your real world connection.


You should connect your teenie weenie to your boyfriends ass.

There will be no negroes at my estate again this year.

Is it cold on the playground this morning?

Cookies & Milk Wrote:
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> Is it cold on the playground this morning?

The serving of white milk is considered to be racist by PETA

The GOP is way worse than white milk.

Hammer the honkies Wrote:
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> Wouldn't have minded blacks. They're
> well-behaved. It's these rowdy white teen bullies
> with their advanced cases of entitlement syndrome
> that have become the Halloween problem.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, HAHAHAHA, you’re not going to have to worry about that happening in your neighborhood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Jesus Christ...halloweening is still a fucking thing? I haven't given out candy on Halloween since 1977...that's 41 years × $20 per year...wow, over $800 that never left my pocket.