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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Don't play Russian roulette with USPS as the revolver. Your bank debit can be processed online, and must be done by midnight on the 5th, not at 12:01.
If I've saved even one of you inbred motherfuckers the late fee, you're welcome!
Don't forget to turn in your neighbors (who are non-military) but have plates from another state on their vehicle. Because they are cheating the system, you are paying more in taxes to cover for them.
Carmelized Onion Wrote:
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> My car KEEPS GETTING ASSESSED HIGHER every year!
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> How is this possible?????
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> Can some degenerate on here offer some help?
That’s easy. Unlike houses, cars appreciate in value every year. That is why they say that your car is worth $2000 more the moment you drive it off the lot. And also why antique cars are so expensive.
Carmelized Onion Wrote:
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> My car KEEPS GETTING ASSESSED HIGHER every year!
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> How is this possible?????
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> Can some degenerate on here offer some help?
Some help? Well, Robin Masters...maybe if you didn't own a Ferrari 308 GTSB, a Jaguar XJS and a Range Rover this wouldn't be a problem for you.
Work the lock, ignore the dogs...work the lock, ignore the dogs...
Anyone lease? the car tax seems like a deal breaker for that.
Also, how much money is raised? what does the money go towards; braces, IPhones and abortions for the beaners?
And why don't Mexicans have cookouts?
So many questions.