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Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
......
()
Date: May 09, 2014 08:04AM
You know who you are. In your little Ranger or Tacoma. Slowing down traffic as if it is your job or duty to do so.
Get the fuck out of the way.
Get the fuck out of the way.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
CherryGarcia
()
Date: May 09, 2014 08:14AM
Truckin' got my chips cashed in. Keep truckin', like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin' on.
Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin' on.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
GSA retired
()
Date: May 09, 2014 08:24AM
...... Wrote:
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> You know who you are. In your little Ranger or
> Tacoma. Slowing down traffic as if it is your job
> or duty to do so.
>
> Get the fuck out of the way.
Now listen here son, the law states that 45 mph is the minimum speed on interstate highways. I am well within my rights to drive my garage kept 1999 ford ranger across the wilson bridge at 47 miles per hour every day so I can have a senior coffee with my former coworkers. I am fed up to here with you young punks honking and giving me the finger! Sometimes I have Vietnam flashbacks if I drive too fast.
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> You know who you are. In your little Ranger or
> Tacoma. Slowing down traffic as if it is your job
> or duty to do so.
>
> Get the fuck out of the way.
Now listen here son, the law states that 45 mph is the minimum speed on interstate highways. I am well within my rights to drive my garage kept 1999 ford ranger across the wilson bridge at 47 miles per hour every day so I can have a senior coffee with my former coworkers. I am fed up to here with you young punks honking and giving me the finger! Sometimes I have Vietnam flashbacks if I drive too fast.
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Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Ain't no thang
()
Date: May 09, 2014 08:31AM
GSA retired Wrote:
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> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know who you are. In your little Ranger or
> > Tacoma. Slowing down traffic as if it is your
> job
> > or duty to do so.
> >
> > Get the fuck out of the way.
>
>
> Now listen here son, the law states that 45 mph is
> the minimum speed on interstate highways. I am
> well within my rights to drive my garage kept 1999
> ford ranger across the wilson bridge at 47 miles
> per hour every day so I can have a senior coffee
> with my former coworkers. I am fed up to here with
> you young punks honking and giving me the finger!
> Sometimes I have Vietnam flashbacks if I drive too
> fast.
+ 1 fuckin' A,bro.
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> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know who you are. In your little Ranger or
> > Tacoma. Slowing down traffic as if it is your
> job
> > or duty to do so.
> >
> > Get the fuck out of the way.
>
>
> Now listen here son, the law states that 45 mph is
> the minimum speed on interstate highways. I am
> well within my rights to drive my garage kept 1999
> ford ranger across the wilson bridge at 47 miles
> per hour every day so I can have a senior coffee
> with my former coworkers. I am fed up to here with
> you young punks honking and giving me the finger!
> Sometimes I have Vietnam flashbacks if I drive too
> fast.
+ 1 fuckin' A,bro.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
ANGRYDRUNKER
()
Date: May 09, 2014 08:57AM
NOWGETOUTOFTHEWAYOFMY5SERIES!!!
I am an important person, thus my leased BMW!
I am an important person, thus my leased BMW!
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: May 09, 2014 09:02AM
I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger have been gone for years.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: May 09, 2014 09:04AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/09/2014 09:05AM by eesh.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/09/2014 09:05AM by eesh.
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Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
yes but........
()
Date: May 09, 2014 09:26AM
eesh Wrote:
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> I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> have been gone for years.
The new Mitsubishi pickup will be available in a hybrid version by 2016 then maybe a four wheel drive total electric.
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> I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> have been gone for years.
The new Mitsubishi pickup will be available in a hybrid version by 2016 then maybe a four wheel drive total electric.
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Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
.......
()
Date: May 09, 2014 09:29AM
eesh Wrote:
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> I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> have been gone for years.
They don't drive new trucks. 99 models seem to be the preferred year for the slow old goat crowd.
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> I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> have been gone for years.
They don't drive new trucks. 99 models seem to be the preferred year for the slow old goat crowd.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Zeezprah
()
Date: May 09, 2014 09:38AM
yes but........ Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> > trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> > have been gone for years.
>
>
> The new Mitsubishi pickup will be available in a
> hybrid version by 2016 then maybe a four wheel
> drive total electric.
What the shit is that? Looks like something from a 70s sci fi
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> > trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> > have been gone for years.
>
>
> The new Mitsubishi pickup will be available in a
> hybrid version by 2016 then maybe a four wheel
> drive total electric.
What the shit is that? Looks like something from a 70s sci fi
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Nagasaki Nut Bucket
()
Date: May 09, 2014 11:50AM
Looks more like a Jap version of the El Camino.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
PMDEt
()
Date: May 09, 2014 01:48PM
I own a Ford Ranger, so it's not me.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
backwoods hoods
()
Date: May 09, 2014 06:48PM
yes but........ Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> > trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> > have been gone for years.
>
>
> The new Mitsubishi pickup will be available in a
> hybrid version by 2016 then maybe a four wheel
> drive total electric.
A total electric four wheel drive pickup would be a poachers dream vehicle.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Tacoma and Frontier are the only small
> > trucks left. The Chevy S10, Dakota, and Ranger
> > have been gone for years.
>
>
> The new Mitsubishi pickup will be available in a
> hybrid version by 2016 then maybe a four wheel
> drive total electric.
A total electric four wheel drive pickup would be a poachers dream vehicle.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
bubba
()
Date: May 09, 2014 10:52PM
Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his very old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph on Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he speeds up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA bumber sticker along with some other stupid rightwing teaparty crap. I can only assume he is trolling for children to rape or heading to Turkey run to have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator in the bathroom before going home to his "women of Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the hill and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would try something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy Suburban (320 hp) match he would have come in third place and I could have rid the world of an NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he had his wife in the truck we would have been evenly matched weight wise.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
FFXTards
()
Date: May 09, 2014 11:14PM
bubba Wrote:
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> Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his very
> old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph on
> Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in
> Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he speeds
> up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA bumber
> sticker along with some other stupid rightwing
> teaparty crap. I can only assume he is trolling
> for children to rape or heading to Turkey run to
> have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator in the
> bathroom before going home to his "women of
> Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the hill
> and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and
> raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would try
> something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy Suburban
> (320 hp) match he would have come in third place
> and I could have rid the world of an
> NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he had
> his wife in the truck we would have been evenly
> matched weight wise.
You're a retard.
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> Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his very
> old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph on
> Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in
> Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he speeds
> up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA bumber
> sticker along with some other stupid rightwing
> teaparty crap. I can only assume he is trolling
> for children to rape or heading to Turkey run to
> have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator in the
> bathroom before going home to his "women of
> Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the hill
> and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and
> raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would try
> something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy Suburban
> (320 hp) match he would have come in third place
> and I could have rid the world of an
> NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he had
> his wife in the truck we would have been evenly
> matched weight wise.
You're a retard.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
bubba
()
Date: May 09, 2014 11:32PM
FFXTards Wrote:
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> bubba Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his
> very
> > old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph on
> > Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in
> > Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he
> speeds
> > up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA bumber
> > sticker along with some other stupid rightwing
> > teaparty crap. I can only assume he is
> trolling
> > for children to rape or heading to Turkey run
> to
> > have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator in
> the
> > bathroom before going home to his "women of
> > Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the
> hill
> > and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and
> > raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would try
> > something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy Suburban
> > (320 hp) match he would have come in third
> place
> > and I could have rid the world of an
> > NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he had
> > his wife in the truck we would have been evenly
> > matched weight wise.
>
>
> You're a retard.
Maybe,
But at least,I am not a ugly teabagger driving an old Ford Ranger with anger issues and a 600 lb wife.
Cheers
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> bubba Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his
> very
> > old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph on
> > Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in
> > Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he
> speeds
> > up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA bumber
> > sticker along with some other stupid rightwing
> > teaparty crap. I can only assume he is
> trolling
> > for children to rape or heading to Turkey run
> to
> > have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator in
> the
> > bathroom before going home to his "women of
> > Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the
> hill
> > and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and
> > raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would try
> > something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy Suburban
> > (320 hp) match he would have come in third
> place
> > and I could have rid the world of an
> > NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he had
> > his wife in the truck we would have been evenly
> > matched weight wise.
>
>
> You're a retard.
Maybe,
But at least,I am not a ugly teabagger driving an old Ford Ranger with anger issues and a 600 lb wife.
Cheers
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Old Fart...
()
Date: May 09, 2014 11:40PM
^ lol
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Must be a fag
()
Date: May 10, 2014 12:21AM
bubba Wrote:
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> FFXTards Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bubba Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his
> > very
> > > old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph
> on
> > > Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in
> > > Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he
> > speeds
> > > up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA
> bumber
> > > sticker along with some other stupid
> rightwing
> > > teaparty crap. I can only assume he is
> > trolling
> > > for children to rape or heading to Turkey run
> > to
> > > have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator
> in
> > the
> > > bathroom before going home to his "women of
> > > Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the
> > hill
> > > and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and
> > > raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would
> try
> > > something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy
> Suburban
> > > (320 hp) match he would have come in third
> > place
> > > and I could have rid the world of an
> > > NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he
> had
> > > his wife in the truck we would have been
> evenly
> > > matched weight wise.
> >
> >
> > You're a retard.
>
> Maybe,
> But at least,I am not a ugly teabagger driving an
> old Ford Ranger with anger issues and a 600 lb
> wife.
>
> Cheers
You're driving a fucking Suburban and laughing at anybody?
lulz
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> FFXTards Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bubba Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Some really ugly right wing smoker drives his
> > very
> > > old piece of shit ranger in McLean at 15mph
> on
> > > Magarity road every day. I assume he lives in
> > > Pimmit Hills. If you try and pass him, he
> > speeds
> > > up and won't let you pass. He has an NRA
> bumber
> > > sticker along with some other stupid
> rightwing
> > > teaparty crap. I can only assume he is
> > trolling
> > > for children to rape or heading to Turkey run
> > to
> > > have buttsex with his favorite GOP senator
> in
> > the
> > > bathroom before going home to his "women of
> > > Walmart star" 600lb wife. I passed him on the
> > hill
> > > and he followed me for 3 miles screaming and
> > > raging. It was funny. I was hoping he would
> try
> > > something. Ford Ranger (98hp) vs Chevy
> Suburban
> > > (320 hp) match he would have come in third
> > place
> > > and I could have rid the world of an
> > > NRA/smoker/child molester. Of course, if he
> had
> > > his wife in the truck we would have been
> evenly
> > > matched weight wise.
> >
> >
> > You're a retard.
>
> Maybe,
> But at least,I am not a ugly teabagger driving an
> old Ford Ranger with anger issues and a 600 lb
> wife.
>
> Cheers
You're driving a fucking Suburban and laughing at anybody?
lulz
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
bubba
()
Date: May 10, 2014 12:47AM
Yes,
I must be a fag. Lots of gay men drive Suburbans. It beats out Miata,Mini, Prius and BMW as the totally gay car. I get extra gay points when I have my 3 kids in it. Of course I would much rather be gay then an angry teabagger NRA member using made up words like "Libtard" and racial slurs to compensate for a tiny penis and lack of any education. Maybe if you keep playing the lottery or fake an injury while working at your greeter job at Walmart, you to will be able to afford to fill the gas tank on a Suburban. Aim high and keep dreaming, someday you might even be able to get sex without paying for it!
Cheers
I must be a fag. Lots of gay men drive Suburbans. It beats out Miata,Mini, Prius and BMW as the totally gay car. I get extra gay points when I have my 3 kids in it. Of course I would much rather be gay then an angry teabagger NRA member using made up words like "Libtard" and racial slurs to compensate for a tiny penis and lack of any education. Maybe if you keep playing the lottery or fake an injury while working at your greeter job at Walmart, you to will be able to afford to fill the gas tank on a Suburban. Aim high and keep dreaming, someday you might even be able to get sex without paying for it!
Cheers
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Suburban with a rainbow sticker
()
Date: May 10, 2014 12:56AM
bubba Wrote:
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> Yes,
> I must be a fag. Lots of gay men drive Suburbans.
> It beats out Miata,Mini, Prius and BMW as the
> totally gay car. I get extra gay points when I
> have my 3 kids in it. Of course I would much
> rather be gay then an angry teabagger NRA member
> using made up words like "Libtard" and racial
> slurs to compensate for a tiny penis and lack of
> any education. Maybe if you keep playing the
> lottery or fake an injury while working at your
> greeter job at Walmart, you to will be able to
> afford to fill the gas tank on a Suburban. Aim
> high and keep dreaming, someday you might even be
> able to get sex without paying for it!
>
>
> Cheers
Your own moronic posts demonstrate that you're a fucking idiot.
Cheers
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> Yes,
> I must be a fag. Lots of gay men drive Suburbans.
> It beats out Miata,Mini, Prius and BMW as the
> totally gay car. I get extra gay points when I
> have my 3 kids in it. Of course I would much
> rather be gay then an angry teabagger NRA member
> using made up words like "Libtard" and racial
> slurs to compensate for a tiny penis and lack of
> any education. Maybe if you keep playing the
> lottery or fake an injury while working at your
> greeter job at Walmart, you to will be able to
> afford to fill the gas tank on a Suburban. Aim
> high and keep dreaming, someday you might even be
> able to get sex without paying for it!
>
>
> Cheers
Your own moronic posts demonstrate that you're a fucking idiot.
Cheers
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
bubba
()
Date: May 10, 2014 01:13AM
Please but some effort into the insults. "Retard" "Fag" and "Idiot" are simplistic and make me think you don't care. The other readers would like some entertainment as well. So please, stop masturbating at Cliven Bundy's picture long enough to come up a paragraph or two of quality insults. If you don't start putting some effort into this, I will be forced to to find a more educated (possibly a middle school graduate) teabagger to exchange ideas with. Maybe your parole officer will allow this to be used towards your GED English requirement while you are finishing you prison term.
PS,
You picture on the sex offender registry needs updating. It is at least 3 to 5 years old.
Warmest Regards
PS,
You picture on the sex offender registry needs updating. It is at least 3 to 5 years old.
Warmest Regards
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Subruban? lol!
()
Date: May 10, 2014 01:19AM
bubba Wrote:
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> Please but some effort into the insults. "Retard"
> "Fag" and "Idiot" are simplistic and make me
> think you don't care. The other readers would like
> some entertainment as well. So please, stop
> masturbating at Cliven Bundy's picture long enough
> to come up a paragraph or two of quality insults.
> If you don't start putting some effort into this,
> I will be forced to to find a more educated
> (possibly a middle school graduate) teabagger to
> exchange ideas with. Maybe your parole officer
> will allow this to be used towards your GED
> English requirement while you are finishing you
> prison term.
>
> PS,
> You picture on the sex offender registry needs
> updating. It is at least 3 to 5 years old.
>
> Warmest Regards
That's about all your lame ass troll attempt deserves.
Later.
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> Please but some effort into the insults. "Retard"
> "Fag" and "Idiot" are simplistic and make me
> think you don't care. The other readers would like
> some entertainment as well. So please, stop
> masturbating at Cliven Bundy's picture long enough
> to come up a paragraph or two of quality insults.
> If you don't start putting some effort into this,
> I will be forced to to find a more educated
> (possibly a middle school graduate) teabagger to
> exchange ideas with. Maybe your parole officer
> will allow this to be used towards your GED
> English requirement while you are finishing you
> prison term.
>
> PS,
> You picture on the sex offender registry needs
> updating. It is at least 3 to 5 years old.
>
> Warmest Regards
That's about all your lame ass troll attempt deserves.
Later.
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Hehhe
()
Date: May 10, 2014 08:36AM
^LOL
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
Lulzy
()
Date: May 16, 2014 01:03PM
bubba Wrote:
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> Please but some effort into the insults. "Retard"
> "Fag" and "Idiot" are simplistic and make me
> think you don't care. The other readers would like
> some entertainment as well. So please, stop
> masturbating at Cliven Bundy's picture long enough
> to come up a paragraph or two of quality insults.
> If you don't start putting some effort into this,
> I will be forced to to find a more educated
> (possibly a middle school graduate) teabagger to
> exchange ideas with. Maybe your parole officer
> will allow this to be used towards your GED
> English requirement while you are finishing you
> prison term.
>
> PS,
> You picture on the sex offender registry needs
> updating. It is at least 3 to 5 years old.
>
> Warmest Regards
Lulz
-------------------------------------------------------
> Please but some effort into the insults. "Retard"
> "Fag" and "Idiot" are simplistic and make me
> think you don't care. The other readers would like
> some entertainment as well. So please, stop
> masturbating at Cliven Bundy's picture long enough
> to come up a paragraph or two of quality insults.
> If you don't start putting some effort into this,
> I will be forced to to find a more educated
> (possibly a middle school graduate) teabagger to
> exchange ideas with. Maybe your parole officer
> will allow this to be used towards your GED
> English requirement while you are finishing you
> prison term.
>
> PS,
> You picture on the sex offender registry needs
> updating. It is at least 3 to 5 years old.
>
> Warmest Regards
Lulz
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
00 00 00 00
()
Date: May 16, 2014 01:17PM
^^^^^ I fucking love this guy. Please sir blow your wad all over my face. I need to have your cream in my nostrils. NOW!!!!
Re: Old men in small trucks
Posted by:
toe jam driver
()
Date: May 16, 2014 03:39PM
This truck is driven buy an old guy who works at the pepsi plant in Chantilly. It has not been driven above the speed limit since 1993.
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