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In preparation for the snow, I just hijacked a tanker full of milk.
Posted by: JVMND ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:57PM

I already stole a pallet of toilet paper from a depot outside Baltimore, so I think I'm ready for tonight's snow. You suckers are going to be drinking whitewash and wiping your asses with leaves while I eat an endless bowl of cereal and sleep on a bed of Cottonelle.

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Re: In preparation for the snow, I just hijacked a tanker full of milk.
Posted by: Khbc ()
Date: January 16, 2018 08:02PM

Yo I got a pallet of chocolate syrup, let's put it in the tanker and do some parking lot doughnuts.

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